what will tu do if i slap tu for no reason?

Slap tu back

Use my MMA tactics on you. What else?

I'd break your face mate

Dood, tu probably don't want to, I have a terrible temper and I'm always packing.

i would slap u back, just like if someone at school kicks me i kick them back

slap tu right back

puñetazo, ponche tu in the nose probably. Unless its some weak culo slap, then I guess I'll just ignore it.

Punch/slap you. o if it's extremely weak. Laugh at you,insult tu and then ignore it. If tu attempt to do it again i'll grab tu hand to stop tu from slapping me.

Damn everybody be answering they'd retaliate back o smth :v

I'm p weak physically so i have my ways when dealing w/ these things.
I'd either yell out "sexual harassment" if it's in public o just use some pepper spray if no one's around.

After tu slap, I would ask "what was that for and then ask I'd there anything tu want to talk about?"

Sir, at first, let me begin por saying that I shall wash my face and then followed by, simply percuss your balls with full strength.