Many ___ like to ___ because ___ are ___ to ___. For that reason ___ tend to ___ in the morning for a ___ ___.

Many companies like to expand their technological boundaries because they are the key to corporate success. For that reason, engineers and CEOs alike tend to research upcoming technology in the morning for a greater edge on their opponents.

What, did tu think I was going to post something funny? Microeconomics is serious business, Riku, and is not to be taken lightly.

Many perros like to sniff butts because butts are things to be sniffed. For that reason my neighbours tend to put sulphur in their butts in the morning for a nice surprise for our dog.

Many chimpanzees like to teleport because aliens are easy to impersonate. For that reason seahorses tend to walk in the morning for a relaxing stroll.

Many mice like to roar because plays are something to enjoy. For that reason, soldiers tend to march in the morning for a war declaration.

Many men like to fuck because they are dumb to do anything else. For that reason women tend to vomit in the morning for a good reason. There are tu amused yet? no well look at this