What's the worst pick up lines ever?

This one is weird XD

Simultaneously the best and the worst: I'm eating skittles. Do tu want to taste the rainbow?

Are tu from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see
Woohooo

xD

I'm going to penetrate tu deeper than a black tip 30-06.

This guy dicho this to me, trying to pick me up, I'm not going to use his *exact* words' though. "Baby, I got an std but not u." He called himself a stud.....

Yes

Me:Do tu have any Jewish in you?
Her:No.
Me:...You want some?

"was your father a baker because tu got a nice set of buns"
"hey girl was your dad a farmer because tu got amazing melons."
"your parents must have been assholes because your the shit."
"Do tu like Harry Potter because i got Hogwarts."
"My amor for tu is just like diarrhea i can't hold it in."
"If I were a squirel and tu were a tree... i'd stuff my nuts in your hole."
"Do tu live in a cornfield because i'm stalking you."
Baby you're like a white dwarf estrella extremely hot but not very bright."