Q: How do tu count cows?

With a COW-culator. c:

In your head... with numbers.

Moo!

with fingers

i say it
on Moo
two Moo
... XDDDDDDDDDDDD

cows = 0

cows += 1

tu don't count the cows, tu count the pounds of beef tu get after tu slaughter them.

Take Regina Mills, throw her in a field, and have her do it.

First step: dress up as one.

segundo step: start counting when tu are asleep

final step: Count backwards

hint: It the complete opposite as counting oveja and it does the complete opposite.

tu don't count cows, silly. tu eat them.