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springely said:
Hwat the hell did tu just freaking say about me, tu little Bobby? I'll have tu know I graduated at the parte superior, arriba of my class in the sales of propane and propane accessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the parte superior, arriba salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe tu the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. tu think tu can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the calle and your number is being traced right now so tu better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing tu call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to tu in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell tu a grill thats off the face of the great USA, tu little democrat. If only tu could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe tu would have held your freaking money. But tu couldn't, tu didn't, and now you're paying the price tu god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over tu and tu will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.
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