tu come up to a vending machine and tu discover it is shooting cans out,what to tu do?

I would steal it and convert it to be my latest super weapon.
I'll use it in my plans for World Domination por té Sets and Cleanliness.

Get a baseball guante and GAME ON!!!

i'd scream "yeah! free soda!!!!!!!!"

Inform Neo about the glitch, and grab one when he isn't looking.

This...

I would stand there
Get hit por all of the cans
And then file a lawsuit for abusing a kid with soda cans
Then I get paid with trident layers!!