What is the best comeback tu can come up with?

Comebacks? I say be the mature one and walk away. c:

Walk away. I'll just walk away. e.e

I wouldn't say anything. I'd just do this.

What in the name of Saradomin did tu just fucking say about me, tu little noob? I'll have tu know I graduated parte superior, arriba of my class in the Void Knights. I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Death Plateua, and I have over 300 quest points. I am trained in black dragon warfare and I'm the parte superior, arriba ranger in the entire Runescape armed forces. tu are nothing to me but just free attack experience. I will mage tu the fuck out with weapon specs the likes of which has never been seen before on this system, mark my fucking private messages. tu think tu can get away with saying that shit to me over the clan chatrooms? Think again, player. As we type, I am contacting my secret network of magicians across Gielinor and your house portal address is being traced right now. So tu better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing tu call your account. You're fucking banned, kid. I can teleport anywhere, anytime, and I can summon familiars in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my hotkeys. Not only am I extensively trained in player versus player combat, but I have access to the entire spellbook of the United Kingdom Jagex Corps, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable culo off the face of the servers, tu little shit. If only tu could have known what unholy retribution your little "protection" prayer was about to bring down upon you, maybe tu would have held your fucking mouse. But tu couldn't, tu didn't, and now you're paying the coins, tu Guthixdamn idiot. I will Ice Barrage all over tu and tu will freeze in it. You're fucking banned, kiddo.

A lot of people say "Your Mom" but I don't see how that is relevant to the situation, your bringing parents into this which means something different rather than a comeback.

Your face.

i got this off of the mostrar 24:
jack bauer: *takes small rag, throws on ground, pours water on it, wrings and twists it* i bet tu dont think i could shove this entire fucking towel all the way down your throat. i bet i can. how about you?

I know u r but what am I ?
jk, it depends on the situation

My comeback is worth a thousand words and a nose bleed
Therefore I win

I just say shut up and then walk away.

"Well.. I.. You... Meh! D'x"

:U True story.

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