I'd rather not. I would preferto keep my arteries in fine working order while I am young. Anyway, my fussiness doesn't hurt anyone - there's más tocino, bacon to go around for everyone else. :)
*starts crying dramatically* Those poor poor pigs! Do they have to die for us just to eat most of it and throw the rest away? I mean they deserve to live, too! How would tu feel if someone/something killed tu and ate a Piece of tu (a small piece) and threw the rest of tu away? IT'S NOT FAIR!!! ALL THOSE VEGETARIANS OUT THERE, WHO'S WITH ME?!