He's following tu from about 30 feet back

Wait...

tu mean there are more wild Shia Labeoufs?
No.
I can't do this shit again, bro.
Already lost one leg trying to get to that cottage.
I CAN'T-

Throw a bucket at him.

(only tu get it)

In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
I mover stealthily toward it
But my leg, it's caught in a oso, oso de trap!
Gnawing off my leg
Limping to the cottage
Now I'm on the doorstep
Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf
He's sharpening an axe, Shia LaBeouf
But he doesn't hear me enter, Shia LaBeouf
I sneak up behind him
I strangle superstar Shia LaBeouf
I fight for my life with Shia LaBeouf
I wrestle a cuchillo from Shia LaBeouf
Stab it in his kidney
I'm seguro at last from Shia LaBeouf