lol;)guys try this.

my future sucks

I know what lies ahead...CAKE! The cake is not a lie

that was all very nice.

That was great! XD

LOL!!!!! i cant stop laughing!!!! 2 people u work with....Jossane and dexter.it dicho that they r 2 collegues who r embarrased 2 know u! JOSANNE IS MY SIS AND dexter IS MY CAT!!!!! LOLOLLOLOLOLOOL!!!!!

7 is the number of times tu will get bitch-slapped for thinking this means anything
jimmy page is someone who will never sleep with tu because tu are stupid enough to waste your time on something like this
the fact that tu picked red means nothing. its a freaking color!
Bunny is the name of a dead animal
gemma and candace are college's who are embarrassed to know you