What do tu say to someone who called tu an 'egg sandwich?'

I'ld spit on their shoe and say, "Ya, well the yokes on you!"

i would call him a roll of tape.

Which came first, the chicken o the egg? I phail at comebacks. XD

"No! I'm tuna! Get it right!"
HIDH

Take it as a racist joke and slap him.

I know tu are but what am I ? :D

I'm better than an egg sandwhich.

"Okay... calm down, now... this is not a dream, this is real life. You're dreaming... wake up, now... I am NOT an egg sandwich! tu can NOT eat me! Now slowly back off and open your eyes for me..."

Call him a Jelly-Ho.

I call them an elevator! o a spoon... (Yes, I have actually called people that as an insult)

Man, that's not even an insult.

I would cal them "Insane" and have them locked up in a lunatic asylum since they're clearly delusional if they think I'm an egg sandwich.

Suck it!!!

My response: "Okay dude, I know what I did back there wasn't that good, but that doesn't mean tu have to go off eating people right? Calling them yummy breakfast foods does not justify cannibalism, all right? So stop calling me that and go find yourself a nice straight chaqueta in a padded room, okay? X)

Call them a tostadora and threaten them with total protonic reversal.

"Whut tu smokin' and where can I get some?"