Your favorito! quote?

1. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minuto of it.
2. Never underestimate the power of your own stupidity.
3. When life gives tu lemons, keep your mouth shut and be thankful it didn't hand tu a live Pirannha.

The hangover 2:
"i'we got a demon in me"
"he is right,he's got seemen in him"

the social network:
"if tu have invented facebook,well,you would have invented facebook"

1."If your not with us, your against us".
2."You need to wake up and smell the coffee. Yeah well tu need to lay off the coffee".
3.Ghandi- "Live well. It is the greatest revenge".

No bastard ever won a war por dying for his country. He won it por making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.-George S. Patton.

-"Strive to achieve to what dreamer's believe"

-"You say sky's the limit, but what about space?"

-"Be careful what tu say and do to others because it will come back around on you. It's called karma"

"Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch."(Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory) xD

"Fire is catching! And if we burn, tu burn with us!"

I dare tu to guess what this is from. WITHOUT Googling it.

And this one:
"A sixth sense cannot make up for a total lack of common sense."~ Saki Hanajima, Fruits Basket

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, get a life.

I will drink this coffee!

When in Rome, do as the French Canadians do!

Screw the money, I've got rules--wait, let me try that again...

I'll take a potato chip...and eat it!

"Today tu are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you."- Dr.Seuss

"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. amor like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on earth."- Mark Twain

Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight:
"You either die a hero o tu live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

well for starters, look at my profile, but i'll give tu all three that are on my profile, they're all por the same person, though.

1."Yo yo, I'm C-Akio, working at the bakery down the street, the baddest baker you'll ever meet. word"- Akio Furukawa

2."Brother, that's whak, i'm taking that rap back"

3." Wait up, bro. Wait for Akio!"

* "We are nothing like God. Not only are our powers limited, we sometimes become the devil himself."

* "Fight everyone, trust no one, live for your dreams"

* "When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."

* "We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."

* "A person starts dying when they stop dreaming."

And lots más :)

"Be who tu are say what tu feel because those that matter don't mind and those that mind don't matter." -Dr. Suess

"if life gives tu lemons,squeeze them in other peoples eyes"-me

the eyes speck for the mind,but the corazón specks for the heart.whos really talking?"-me

nigger when i die i wana go to hell cuz im a piece of shit and it aint hard to fukin tell :(

‎If tu amor two people at the same time choose the segundo one cause if tu really loved the first one tu wouldn’t have fallen for the second-johnny depp

■ I was Selfish, Hell, I'm still the Most Selfish!!! i never thought i'd amor someone Selflessly

1. What's it like inside your funny little brains, it must be so boring. -Sherlock
2. I know you're in there, I can hear tu caring. -House
3. There was a lovely little sausage named Baldrick and it lived happily ever after -Blackadder

How odd! Everyone who dicho those frases was the título character. Weird?!

HIDH