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What was the worst...

pick up line tu ever got?


I'm not saying the ones tu have heard, but the ones someone actually dicho to you.
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OMG. People need to get it together.
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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wat about u?
JBiebsLove posted hace más de un año
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misceláneo Respuestas

LostFan101 said:
A 7 año old walked up to me and say Wanna have a play fecha (pause) in my bed.
He just ran off laughing.....
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Haha, cute. xD
r-pattz posted hace más de un año
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O.o creepy kid
h2ogirl123 posted hace más de un año
JadeEyes said:
"if id created the alphabet id've put 'u' and 'i' together"
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Oh no...oh God no....please...tell me tu are lying...please.
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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imnot, it was some freak who really was making fun of me, not trying to "hook up"
JadeEyes posted hace más de un año
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I like it
ros59 posted hace más de un año
spunkyonyx said:
i got a few
"wanna be my baby mama?"
"Girl with the a** wanna come to my house to night?? I want that a** on u!!! I want it all night!! I wanna Make it feel soooo good"
"let me put my chocolate in ur whip cream"
and "nice legs when do they open"

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If any guy dicho that to me...I'd waste his raggedy ass. Nasty culo cock sucker >:(
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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XD XD HORRIBLE
GigglesLugo posted hace más de un año
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GROSS PERVERTED PPL
MikeysLove12 posted hace más de un año
CourtneyFan17 said:
A few

"Do tu know karate? Cause yo body kickin!"
"Do your feet hurt? Cause tu been running threw my mind ALL day"
"Do tu have a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them" That was the worst. I kicked him in the face T_T

People dicho más but I can't remember them....
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that last one...*facepalm* some people...God. Does anyone know what creativity is. If tu don't just be yourself..be honest
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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and the 1st one sounds like an insult
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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I asked my brother and he dicho he can't tell me on the behalf of the guy code. Ugh....
CourtneyFan17 posted hace más de un año
drunksheep said:
"Nice shoes! I wanna fuck you."
or
"Honey, your dad is a pirate? Because tu are a treasure!"
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WTF @ the 1st one the 2nd...>_> lame lame lame. I hope tu laughed in their face
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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LMAO @ the first. xD
r-pattz posted hace más de un año
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WTF wit the first one
MikeysLove12 posted hace más de un año
HunnyBunni93 said:
Ugh...quite a few..but the stupidest had to be..
"...*Stares*...So..wanna taste of MY egg-roll? :D (egg-roll=pe*is)"
"You look like Chun-Li!"(Streetfighter girl with short hair and chunky legs*
"Damn..You're on fire! Burnin'! Now no one can put out your hotness!"
XD I LAWLed when I was told these..stupid perverts -_-'
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Oh because you're Asian....hm.....they FAILED.
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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XD Yes...failed..epicly
HunnyBunni93 posted hace más de un año
alexthedog said:
I'm just like taco Bell, Imma spice up yo night!
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O.....M.......G No. Just no xDD
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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Haha.
alexthedog posted hace más de un año
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(Gags)
alexthedog posted hace más de un año
xxXsk8trXxx said:
"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb."
"Am I dead? Because this is heaven."
"You're so cute I could scrunch tu up and eat tu on a spoon."
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0___0 Kill them...now.
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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I did 8D
xxXsk8trXxx posted hace más de un año
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LMAO @ the first one.
xXSweeneyXx posted hace más de un año
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amor the first one. XDD
Lolly4me2 posted hace más de un año
zanesaaomgfan said:
Okay...

Dancing.
What about it?
Do tu like it?
No.
Well we're gonna dance all the way to your house in heaven.
*walks away*
WTF?!
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But I dicho I didn't like it dumb dumb...Oh God!!!
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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I just recently got one: Someone pull the fuego alarm because there a woman on fiya!
zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
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XD
zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
MasterOfFear said:
All the ones that were not genuine and were just a bunch of crappy jokes (which is all of them)
The worst one was probably

"Would tu go out with me?" than whispers "please say no"
As if i was honored por that and HAD to be told to decline. Ridiculous.
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WTF? Cock sucker...
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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It would have been prefferable if he had followed the norm and burst out laughing half way through the sentance before running away. Those are easier to ignore.
MasterOfFear posted hace más de un año
h2ogirl123 said:
Are tu a book?cause I'v been checking tu out all night

I seem to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?

o.o
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What possess a mofo to fix their mouths to say this crap?
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
xXSweeneyXx said:
Are tu Jewish? Because tu Isreali hot.


...What the hell?
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LOL.
r-pattz posted hace más de un año
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I wonder how long it took the genius to come up with this one >_>
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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xP
zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
JBiebsLove said:
well a few LOL

I’m an addict. Will tu be my heroin?

tu look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!

and the worst "drop em!"
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"No, no, no, and hell no. Go have a happy death now" xD Drop em though?
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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That segundo one is truly crappy. xD
r-pattz posted hace más de un año
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drop em means sorta like drop your pants + panties. must i explain?
JBiebsLove posted hace más de un año
cookiehead101 said:
this misceláneo guy came up 2 me btw
he said:is there a mirror in ur pocket cuz i can c myself in ur pants (i know rude n disrespectful>:()
but get this i said:is ur name mically culken cuz ur going inicial alone 2nit lol XD i got him back
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xP Him: *face drop* awww, too bad lol
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
lauren777222 said:
I've got 3: first is Holden,"Hey" Hey,Holden "Are u a dog cuz ur humpin my heart,me,"What the f*** HOLDEN!Get Away!" Second,Adam,"I hate you" Hate u too Adams winks,"Wanna go Out?"Thought u hate me but yea,sure. Third is Ty,who is ma cousin."Hey" Hey,Ty "Meet me at ma house" Why to study and Ty says,"Kinda.....I wanna test and study ur body"I gave him a nosebleed and hit his d***
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humpin' my heart?...OK...fail...
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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EPIC FAIL
h2ogirl123 posted hace más de un año
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FAIL!
zanesaaomgfan posted hace más de un año
x-menobsessed26 said:
Honey, tu must be McDonalds b/c I'm lovin' it.

And the ever popular:

Are tu Jamacian, because you're Jamacian me crazy.

I hate when people use these. It makes me feel like I'm not good enough for originality and true feelings. It also tells me that they're unoriginal jerks I wouldn't want to go out with anyway.
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Lol. But tu would go out with someone if the pickup line was cheesy, but original?
r-pattz posted hace más de un año
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I would go home, google the pick-up line just to make sure it was original, then give them my answer. =D JK I would go out with them.
x-menobsessed26 posted hace más de un año
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LOL, I probably would, too. XD But it WOULD be cute! :3
r-pattz posted hace más de un año
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xD A guy used that 3rd one with me
lolibarbie posted hace más de un año
invadercalliope said:
Is your last name Gillete cause your a best a man can get
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HAHA. I can't stop laughing!
x-menobsessed26 posted hace más de un año
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LOL, I like this one! xD
r-pattz posted hace más de un año
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lmfaoo xD
louvreangel posted hace más de un año
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:D
h2ogirl123 posted hace más de un año
kairi13050 said:
no one's ever used a pick up line on me. it probably has to do with age, i don't know ... but since i don't have an actual pick up line used on me to offer, i will tell tu my favorito! pick up line!

hey, so i noticed tu were wearing some pants.

lol,, x D
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............huh?
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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what? : D
kairi13050 posted hace más de un año
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I don't...get it...i sowwy
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
xxAjulietxx said:
this one I don't consider a pick up line, but it's pretty pathetic and moronic.
"I haven't seen tu around here before" *wink*
(side note: I'm in his class)


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a line that almost every stupid men use :D
louvreangel posted hace más de un año
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IKR? Dumb-dumb
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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lol yeah
xxAjulietxx posted hace más de un año
Sheetal1256 said:
'u makes me más comfortable than my sofa'...duh beat that!lol
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WTF?
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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Seriously!!
Sheetal1256 posted hace más de un año
lolibarbie said:
"Are tu Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy?"
For one, I'm as pale as a vampire. And two, ...just...it's a bad line
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BB2010 said:
"You're not on the list"
"What list?"
"The sweet list"

this was dicho por a guy who looked like he was in his 40's while I was doing the desserts at the comida Bank when I worked there two summers ago
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i would have called the police asap early on is nasty culo xDD
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
misse1000 said:
"I lost my number. Can I have yours?" Creepy. Way creepy.
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If I give tu MY number....what will I have? ...Man, that line is so cheesy >_>
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
ilovepercy said:
heres mine

will u help me wit my math homework
yea for sure wat dont u get
i dont get how ur so fine i wanna f*** right now
i walked away real fast

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posted hace más de un año 
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Wow. That's kinda scary in a creeper way/
x-menobsessed26 posted hace más de un año
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My first imitial reaction was a laugh...but I have to stop and think about this....What does him wanting to fuck tu so bad have to do with math? xDD
Lawli-gagger posted hace más de un año
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