Doas anyone know any "You maw jokes"

i have a few ( if u dont like rude jokes then P*&^ off lawl j)

1.Ur maws been banged más times than a taki door.

2.Ur maws so stupid, she got locked in morrisons and died of starvation.

3.Ur maws so stupid, she got locked in the tiolet and wet her self.

i have más but i want to hear yours 8D