GIVE ME YOUR CHEESIEST PICKUP LINES!!!!!!!!

Is that a can of Campbell's sopa in your back pocket? Cuz your butt is looking mmm-mmm good!

i am not saying them to u i am just telling u about them. k? k.

1. Can I take a picture of you, so I can mostrar Santa just what I want for Christmas?
2. Hey, can tu see me? (Of course...) How about tomorrow night?
3. Are tu as beautiful on the inside as tu are on the outside?
4. Excuse me, can tu empty your pockets? I believe you've stolen my heart.
5. I just had to come and talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
6. When I saw tu from across the room, I passed out and hit my head on the floor...I'm going to need your name and number for in surance reasons.
7. tu must be quite a thief, because tu estola my corazón from across the room.
8. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
9. I'm new in town. Could tu give me directions to your house?
10. tu are the reason men fall in love.
11. My buddies over there bet I couldn't talk to the most beautiful girl in the room. Wanna' go on a fecha with their money?
12. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with tu instead?
13. Ouch. I just bit my lip...would tu kiss it and make it better?
14. I'll make tu a bet- $50 says you'll turn me down.
15. I memorized every number in the phone book, but i managed to lose yours. I gonna need to get that.
16. If I followed tu home, would tu keep me?
17. (hold out hand) Would tu hold this for me while I go for a walk?
18. Be unique and different...say yes.
19. tu look a lot like my siguiente girlfriend.
20. kiss me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?

I have WAYYYYYYYYYY más than wat i put down so if u want más just tell me and i will put them on ur wall. k?

p.s. i would never use these, but they may work on other girls and o guys.

"If I had written the alphabet I would've put "u" and "i" together.."

"im gonna kiss u til u run outta breath and die" (PLZ!! dont put me in a contest im just doing this for fun :_____(

Nice legs, when do they open? ;)

i hope tu know cpr because tu take my breath away

i lost my phone # can i have urs??

If tu were a booger id pick tu first XD.