Tell me something.......Why DID the chicken cruzar, cruz the road??

Because a dog was chasing him across it.
Because tu scared him.
Because he was depressed and wanted to be hit por a car.
Because he saw another Chicken on the other side.
Because he was running from the cops.
Because Target was on the other side.
Because he was running from justin bieber.
Because lobos were after him.
Because a hunter was after him.
Because the Cullens were after it.
Because he just felt like crossing the road!!!!

xD

But why did the chicken want to get to the other side? He wanted to cruzar, cruz the road. It makes sense, because sometimes, a chicken has to cruzar, cruz the road.

In a seriousness, the chicken wanted to cruzar, cruz the road to sue KFC for killing its family.

Don't pregunta the chicken.

Because the road cant cruzar, cruz the chicken.

a KFC opened on his side! gotta GTFO!

To get to the other side, lol.
what else do u want to know about it?

CUZ YO MOMMA WUZ ON DA OTER SIDE LOLWHUT

(Ha. I feel so stupid for typing like that. xD)

Because it was running from the deep fryer!

to beat the crap out of people who joke about him lol

To assassinate the Chic-Fil-a cow!!!!!!

To run away from a gang of chicken molesters..

TO DIE!!!

To get to the other side. That's it. It's so simple it's funny.

SO HE WASN'T LATE TO THE ORGY!!!!

So he can save on his car insurance

Becouse one day, the chicken was so bored he crossed the road so he could watch everyone wonder why he crossed the road.

cuz the chicken tried to commit suicide but it didnt happen now did it chicken??? *glares at chicken*

because he wanted to, geez he didnt think people would make jokes about it.