Today, in my english class we spent a good twenty minutos to pronounce the word facetious. Finally a girl in my class dicho "Wow, thats a mouthful!" I swear to god I hear my 60 año old teacher mutter "thats what she said." Made my MONTH. MLIA.
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Do tu like bananas? EVERYBODY likes bananas! If it weren't for the mystical plátano of mysteries, we wouldn't have any radios o toothpaste! PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY BANANA!!! And don't forget to drink your llama milk!
Never insert calzoncillos, ropa interior into a toaster. No good things come from it. I have much experience with this.
Two dinosaurios were sitting on an island when they saw Noah's ark pass by. One looks at the other and says, "Oh shit! That was today?!"
If manzana, apple made an iTouch for kids, it would be called iTouch Kids.