Randomness contest.The one who wins gets a prop!AND I MEAN IT.

heyheyhey people!! Wazzup!! I like balloons. They g up and up an pop!!! ~Poof~ new misceláneo word!! Drew like kitties and I don't care... I'm size 12, is that big? Pikachu, I choose you!! Let's watch a movie!! I like snowcones and potatoes!! ~sniff~ anyone got a tampon? ~hachoo!!!~ too late... my dog smells. My cabbage thinks aliens are attacking their planet. Do cabbages have a planet?? tu take my hand and drag me headfirst, RANDOMNESS. my mom is so annoying.. i want to puñetazo, ponche a punching bag!! Kaboom Kablamo!! Waaahh!! tu smell burning plastic? My pool is so small. Take an consejos from a meatball... my cat weighs 800 pounds!! strict diet!! penguins of mdagascar!! have sympathy in your heart! Hades has a facebook account!! I kept on giving Zeus sacrifices and nothin in return came back to me! ~Sniff~ safety first!!! click smash!! corazón corazón heart!! the randomness is affecting me!! mwahahahaha!!! cool a pool!!! Curse me eh, tu don't want me to rhyme all day!! ~hmph~ flibberty jibbet man I'm as juxtaposed as the siguiente hamburger!! Well, I'll be a bicycle cream cone!! Mama make a mantequilla galleta baby baby bongas! the moon cow may have a chocolate marshmallow!! gibberish is my favorito! subject!! JJ!! there's no zoo on the moon! i can't set foot on denmark.... wahh.... I'll paint my flag blue!! 3 words, 8 letters!! none of your business!!! fat people walk faster, right? once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. he was so ugly that everyone around him died. the end! machismo!!!! lol hello! give me my drum solo!! guitar!! misceláneo strumming!!! misceláneo strobing!! taylor swift!! awesomeness!! adidas!! please go to icarly.com <------ pee on carl. lolz!! hahahaha!!! cool!! officer carl needed lotion. survival kit!! weirdness!!! got milk?? coke!! open happiness!! woo hoo!!! new roommate!! swim. help, before i'm squeezed and hugged and doodle doodled to pulpiness!!!!!! i like heavy lifting!! i like playing golf!! i like flying. i don't like drowning... FINISH

I wondered if Granny was "all there" when she decided the best thing to do on our holiday to Barbados was to go skinny dipping in a pool full of gelatina, jalea babies. They seem shocked that they'd been named 'jelly' bebés after seeing Granny's tremendously wobbly thighs under water. I'm not even sure why they were looking at her under water when she was skinny dipping. The pervs.

Yes, I know I'm weird. :P But what's life without a little bit of weird? Boring.

lololololololol CATlolololololololo PIElolololololol MITTENlolololololoolol MEGALOMANIACololololololololololGIANT OCTOPUS SQUID NINJA tortuga TOAD OMG! It's going to eat your designer shoe bags and destroy the crops of the peasants! Then the mermaid king who isn't really a mermaid because he lives on land but he calls himself that will get angry for people setting fuego to his gofres but it will have turned out to be his royal waffle makers in vengeance of their banished friend the dwarf monkey elefante Steve. Steve's sister Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish crashed a Justin Beiber concierto and tried to kill his fan mail when suddenly the nerds began to riot because the Thor movie was leaked. Then Iron Man came in but he was drunk so he got married to Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish thinking she was a hot Russian/Austrian/Hungarian/Whateverian supermodel. This made Jeff the magical tostadora rethink his life, and so he got back together with his wife Melinda the gelatina, jalea jar. Then a dinosaur came to earth from the sun warning us that alien ninja bear-cats for Andromeda were coming, only they weren't really dinosaurios they were elefante men pretending to be dinosaurios so as not to alert their rivals, the Loch Ness monster people from under the sea, of their presence. Then there was a cat and a dog and a monkey that tried to divide por zero because that thought "hey we're all gonna die anyway because of the alien ninja bear-cats from Andromeda" and when they did a black whole opened and they all got sucked in and died. While this was happening Iron Man and the Thor-crazy nerds were planning on offering Guatamalupemorenacalanor the goldfish to the leader of the alien ninja bear-cats from Andromeda as a sacrifice o a wife but they got sucked in por the black hole too and so did the whole universe and all that was left in a vast white nothingness was Steve the dwarf monkey elephant, who was really just a lonely waffle iron in disguise.

conservar en vinagre, salmuera BUTT!!!!!! CHARLIE FARTS THROUGH HIS BRAIN!
LOLLY POPS ARE OVERRATED!!!!! I DRINK HOBO SNOT
WHEN IM SAD!!!!!!CHEESE MAKES ME GASSY!!!!!! I
LIKE KAJIBBERFLIPPERS!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
HA!HA!DYLAN MADE DOODY!!!do u collect ur toenails in a maní, cacahuete mantequilla jar?if nott,we hav nuthing in
common. :D CAT VOMIT!!!!! sorry,i had 2 much coffee.

hi.i like pie.cheese tastes good.i like cats.my cat just farted and it smelled really bad.i like movies.i like to sleep!peace!i like sculls!lightning scares me!ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!trees are cool.colors are pretty!monday is my bad day.cockle doodle doo the cow says moo!i draw horrible.i eat pencils!i drink soda from the bottle!shoes are pretty!hairbrushes are crazy!elephants like to eat grass.hi.SPONGEBOB!people scare me!cabbage!kumquat!pickles!showers will kill you!BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I have been a stratigical mastermind since the día I was born.

In first grade I was finger painting strategies against my enemies.

In segundo grade I was organizing Kamikaze bicycle attacks on the neighborhood kids. (R.I.P)…

In third grade I was elected class president, all other classes soon gave up hope.

In fourth grade someone challenged my título as class president; needless to say he was the last.

In fifth grade I discovered the game capture the flag. I have a collection of about 500 flags in my room.

In sixth grade I was declared world champion at the board game risk.

In seventh grade I got my first girlfriend.

In eighth grade, I had my girlfriend assassinated for treason.

As a freshman in high-school I entered the military.

As a sophomore in high-school, I retired *with full benefits* from the military.

As a junior in high-school, I was expelled for being too violent. (All I did was brake the teacher’s arm, leg, wrist, and ribs… along with giving her a concussion… I was in a caring mood! :P.)

As a senior, I killed the person who reported me for hurting the teacher… (Bye-bye Jim-bob!)

Your siguiente :P ;D ;) :o :( :) :/ :\ :| :D ;( ;| ;\ ;/ and many more!!!

I'M NOT VIOLENT! GOSH! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! I want my blanky! Not the blue one!!!!!!!! I want the one shaped like pi!!! No! Not piE! Pi! Gosh don't tu know your mathy stuff!!!! Sasquatch!

Kwanzaa.

Im randomer then the hamburguesa con queso your sitting on, if your standing up get stuffed and suck a pickle

DIE HUMAN I HAVE BUBBLES (quote TDI100)

1. i like to sit on mi pancakes
2. its not rocket surgery
3. its not brain science
4. PUDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. in odder to old and wise u first must b young and dumb
6. SHAKE WAT UR MAMA GAVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. i got the magdalena i make the rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. i have the cape i make the wooshing noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. no hablo ingles
10. PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. i am board
13. :) :( :P :O :I :V 8)
14. zip a dee do da
15. bi ba de bo ba dee bo
16.

wanna make out with my toe?(:

icecream...me is a árbol


do u think me pritty?

klop is a corner of a 16 grid square

Once there was a man named Almandomansis Kayy who lives on a komkuat farm in Brad Pitt's toilet. So one día Brad came and took a dump. Almandomansis was furious, but because he's about the size of a komkuat there wasn't that mach damage done to Brad's face. But one OTHER día Alamandomansis came out of the toilet and he took his komkuats and threw them at Brads face, so Brad has permenant face damage. But that UGLY beard was gone so it's all good! So in the end, Alamandomansis Kayy died of being smacked in the butt so hard por Angelina Jolie for messing up Brad's face, and their kids ate all the komkuats so, the end!

Cheese!~Cheese!~CHEESE!

*Raspberry*......FUCK tu MISTER TEDDY oso, oso de tu SPEAK LIES!!!LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Raspberry*
..........

my cat is a cat

Oh dear, the piglet is watching a documentary of the breeding habits of the rare plátano hobo! And tu won't keep eating those smiley lizards until the chicken comes back from the toilet honeymoon! What do tu say? And this is my dog, mr taco. Take care of him while I'm gone, tu have to tuck him in at night and feed him bikinis everymornig and 1:95! Jacob, speak to me! tu ARE GAYER THAN MY DAD! who dicho donuts? I amor donas but why do they call them donuts? WHAY ARENT THEY CALLED PLANKY LIKER GOOGLEYES??? PIE!Donkeys smell like toothpaste. Have tu seen my psychiatrist? He went nuts and had to be sent to ceiling fan, usw! the snakes are drinking washer/dryers holding onto dear life for the loonyman! Yes, picklenut, conservar en vinagre, salmuera nut. People just don't understand literature. Mr Rogers was arrested for dealing monkey diapers! What came first, the human o the cellphone? I say, dear boy, is that your first meowsaloo? I do beleive the moro system is serioously out of whack! Weiner perros have officially taken over mars! Indiana Jones is having an affair with Iron Man! AND THEYRE DATING MY guitarra TUNER GUY! First name here. What is más important, world peace o obama? Yes, I beleive typos is a rare gift shared only por me, and the mayans. Do tu hate rubber chickens as much as I do? Mr. Steve the soccer ball toots all día throughout the mall! IS THAT A NEEDLE GUN I SEE? Oh, Mrs. Waffle! I knew you'd come back! LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STATE FARM IS THERE! Caution, this piece of cheese is drowning! WHAT HAPPENED TO WALDO?? cereza, cerezo lipgloss hates your crackers! GENTLE POTS amor MR AKON! tu can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh,eh! TALKRAMBLESQUEAL! I made a new word called SNURGLE SNOFFER! It means to lick ones toejam! AWKWARD IS AN AWKWARD WORD! Do tu know what's hard to spell? MASSACHUTES! Flys eat your wombat brain! My nose itches! My boyfriend wants to be 'more than friends' with the geico gecko! WOMBLETOE, WOMBLETOE. Bigfoot did it with THAT TREE! FIN!

HEHEHEHEH
This is fun
I get to ssay misceláneo crap :D
wOOT! this is más fun then killing horde in Arathi Basin! o using the tanks in Strand Of the Ancients >:)...
DRUIDS ARE FLUFFY WHEN IN KITTY-CAT FORMM!!!
Im a happy tortuga in atlantis eating pizza. Isn't it odd, I thought tortuga peoples didn't like pizza! Hmm, IM HAPPPPYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
Three Days Grace is ownage!Im listening to them right now. i wonder if Zebras like carrots... Bunnies have ears that are floppy and cute!

I heard Monkeys like to eat deer meat... i thought they only ate bugs... Scary!

OMG! MY KITTY IS SO CUTE! SHE IS SLEEPING WITh HER SISTER!! AWWWZZ!!!

I think applesauce is good, do tu like applesauce, I do, it is good 4 uz!!!!

Scrub Jays are pretty! I'm gonna see them in Floridaaaa!! wOOt!!!!!
Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!Imma happy bunny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEHEHEHEHEHEHE

I amor JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I amor panqueques, tortitas and i amor to use them as frizbees until someone gets hit with it and has syrup all over there face.
also, i amor how people use hamburgers as woopie cusions so everytime u sit down, a bad sign is to get out of the room permanetly.

GEORGE WA$HINGTON

I hope fred (My monster that lives in my draws and eats my chocolate) Doesn't take the barco and goes to Never Land to see Peter Pan with out me, o will he be takeing the time machine I made...
Well If he does go, I'll just fly on Sox (My flying hippo) and get him.
Wait! The thingy (A fly creature) ate my key to my imagination...again!
well, since the door is locked and I have no imagination and My world (My Imagination) is gone. I'm going to stop here.
Wait is that a gaint chocolate bunny? That shoots lazors from it's eyes!
*look dreamly at the chocolate bunny and starts to eat it*

I like songs about pie! ♫♪♫♪♫

I WANT HERMOINE GRANGER AND A ROCKET SHIP D:<

l\lalalalalalalalla im thristy im hungray im need the toilet i wanna have a cup cake why cant penguins fly i need the toilet again what is the answer to pie im thristy bob likes tu my toth hurts waghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shuigo chara tadamu wahhhhhaaaaa

teehee I just farted!! teehee!!

My British accent is a good as a ding dong calcetín parlor, in which my feet like to taste the limón squares of Wisdom. These limón squares are actually triangles, in the shape of spoons, who eat the platypus's stew. What I'm trying to say is, will tu marry my toes?

Dear Diary,

Today we got kidnapped por the colina folk,never to be seen again.


it was the best día ever.

conservar en vinagre, salmuera fart dicho the blanket man while he butcher'd the lamp of Hogwarts.

IM PEDRO THE taco AND I luvs kitty litter its so pretty IM AN anime PRINCESS im an undercover spy hi my names Maria Rivera SHUSHES!!!! No me name cayla rex check me last name dont tu mess with meeeeeee!! Gosh me good at run-on sentences and I have ALICE CULLEN HAIR so HAHAHA on tu well this is takin forevs so me go nowz BBBYBYYYYEEEE!!! BTW my mom told my to puñetazo, ponche Oprah Winfrey sorry Oprah xDxDxDx HI IM ELMO WANNA PLAY?!?!?! Im not done i wanna tell tu sumfin tu never knew... holy crap... here it goes... POP GOES THE WEASEL!!!!!!! tu think Im an idiot well im a flipping straight A student so dont tu go messin with me cuz I act weirder than tu I ate a bee and it was good the honey tasted like cheezeburgers tu wish tu were me cuz I met Barney I killed Chukee Cheeze he scares me so at me friends birthday i hit his nose off! they kicked me out but me no care.... the cat plays with himself! oh hes taking a bath tu say but I never see a dude lick himself thats wrong I say get a room and put him outside i almost died got hit por a tractor tried to make him go slow but he made it go faster like that song cuz I do!!! árbol catches on fuego and falls down in the forest and theres no one there to hear it does the forest catch on fuego yes yes it does. your hair catch on fuego and theres no one there to see it do tu still die yes yes tu do. excuse me i have to stuff a waffle down my brothers pants... ok im back a tortuga estola my bra he shredded it up then ran away he was too fast for me... i fell off a barco and drowned now im an underwater goddess but posieden got mad at me and threw me back on board... the frissbbee estola my cereal bowl so now I have to go find it see tu later!!!!!!!!!

Justin Bieber, she works with Oompa Lumpas!
Oompa Lumpa: *whispers*
I meant, HE works FOR Oompa Lumpas...

RUSTY SPOONS ARE LIKE SNOW?!?!!?!? DID U KNOW THAT A SNOWCONE ATE MY HEAD!?!?!?! THEIR IS A HUFFLEPNDNDJWDMDSDOPLE ON YOUR SHOE! RUBBER pato MADE A CHICKEN. I SAW A COW LAY AN EGG!!!!!

THIS IS REAL! THIS IS ME! IM EXACTLY WHERE IM SUPPOSED TO BE, NOW!!!!...

IM BEAUTIFUL!!!!

yeah a big nerd!

SHMOWZOW!!!!!!!

hola i'm nikky and i like watermelons because they have water in them! if u want to talk to me you'll have to come back later because i'm bussy...so bussy i can't even eat anything....if u think i amor animales your wrong because i hate them, because they annoy people....i live in wonderland with my pets, fidley and didley and they are very playful....I use to be the president but some dude had to replace me because there was a rumor that i was a wolfpire....horror cine are cool so if u hate them then suck it!!...one día we're all gonna get very, very old........then die! so eat all the chocolate u can!!


and remember.....pickles are people too!!

Questions:

1.what did Scooby Doo?
2.where did South Park?
3.Why did Meryl Streep?

How would tu know if I don't tell you?

And the cow jumped over the moon. (>^w^)>

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tu asked me to!XD

hola i hav a hámster named pescado my sisters named after a tipe of cebolla and i hate the word essences but luv the word essentials.

I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD

OMGwtfBBQpizza

one time a guy in my school made in song name lm so gay in he canto it in he were done l say are tu gay and he say yes in say wtf

I... have a... piece of... manzana, apple ..PIE! (really) Uncle Fester babysits my mouse.GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I play the trumpet! Omg my eyes are brown. 6x6= 36! Get in the car the loot is waiting!AGHHHHH I am being suffocated. Well, well, well, we we meet at last. WHere are tu from? Hungry, Turkey... im hungry for turkey! your light bulb is backwards. Sam is Mr Bean! Okay bye I got to get the loot so byeeeeeee ahhhh butterfly!

Hi Ho A cereza, cerezo PIEEEEEEEEEE
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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A very long time hace in a village two days ago! WTF tu A**HOLE tu estola MY KENNY! KENNY IS MINE I TELL tu MINE.. OOOOOOOOOO SHINY THING - pokes rock - AH FUHK - kenny bursts into flames - STAN : OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY! KYLE : tu BASTARDS. FUHK I KILLED MY LOVER! PIE!!!! OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SLIM JIM! DAMN tu WHO estola MY SLIM JIM GIVE IT NOW o I WILL SHOOT! - pulls out shotgun -
BLUE CHEESE : - EATS SHOTGUN -

FUHK! - GIVES KENNY CPR - DAMN tu LIVE LIVE LIVE!!!!! - KENNY WAKES UP - YAYA YOUR ALIVE! NOW I WILL NOT TOUCH CARTMANS PIE AGAIN! MWUHAHAHAHHA!!!! DAMN tu BOWSER DIE tu BASTARD! AAA MY FACE!!!! OW OW IT BURNS!!! - CARTMAN SPLASHES A BUCKET OF WATER ON ME BUT HITS KYLE IN HEAD WITH BUCKET - FUHK tu PICKLE! DAMN IT!
ANGELSTAR : WHATS GOING ON HERE!??!?!

DAMN IT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE HER? WHY NOT A CUTE SHECAT? UMMM THIS IS A DANCE PARTY WITH DANCING ILLUSIONS THAT ARE taco MEN!!! BWUAHAHHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD THEY KILLED THE BRACELET! KYLE: ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO BE OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY? STAN : SHUT UP FAT A** KYLE : WHAT IM NOT THE FAT A** CARTMAN IS! CARTMAN : tu GOT ciruela, ciruelo SAUCE ALL OVER MY BANNER! KYLE'S MOM : THERE IS A COCKROACH IN MY BRA! OH MY GOD ITS THE SLIM JIM MAN! GIMME MY galletas tu BASTARD! CARTMAN : GOD DAMN IT IM POOR LIKE KENNY NOW! KENNY : - MUMMBLES - CARTMAN : DONT TOUCH ME! WTF IM A WOMAN IN CHICAGO LEARNIN TO WALK AGAIN! AAAAAA MY FACE OWW DONT BITE MY FACE tu EVIL LITTLE LAMP! AAAA GET AWAY FROM ME tu LAMP!!! - RUNS FROM LAMP - LAMPS SCARE ME!! AAAAAAAAA! WTF THERE IS A HOBO IN MY BATHTUB EATING CRUMPETS AND SNOGGING A RUBBER DUCKY! OH MY GOD THEY ATE MY CANDLE! tu BASTARDS! GIMME MY CANDLE conservar en vinagre, salmuera JUICE! navidad navidad TIME IS HERE TIME FOR TRICK o TREATING AND EASTER EGGS! TRA LA LA LA LA LA! SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2!!! NOOOOO GET AWAY FROM ME tu LAMPSHADE! AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! - KENNY EATS TOXIC TABLETS THINKING THEY ARE MINTS - UMMMMM - KENNY EXPLODES - OH MY GOD! AAAAA maíz POPS ARE JUICY AND MEATY! DAMN SHE'S A SEXY CHICK A SEXY CHICK DAMN GIRL! RAH RAH ROMAMA GA GA OO LA LA WANT CHA BAD ROMANCE! BABY ARE tu DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWNNNN DOWNNNNN EVEN IF TIK TOK AROUND THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DONT PICKLES!!! AAAAA MY FACE I NEED CASH GIMME SOME CASH tu BOX DAM tu BOX GIMME A BOX! FUHK tu BOX! OH MY GOD ITS THE LAMPSHADE AGAIN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA WOAH IM SEING rosado, rosa BUGS WITH SARAH PALIN'S FACE!!! AAAA GET OFF OF ME AAAAAAAA

Does your antiperspirant talk to you?

BELLYBUTTONS OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
i like corn-do u like corn?
i wanna make biscuits-and waffles, and taquitos, and burritos, and tacos and..ill stop now....
my maní, cacahuete mantequilla sandwiches sometimes talk to me-they say the world is ending...CUZ THE ECONOMY SUCKS!!! and the chocolate bar-it TAUNTS me every night in my sleep! that cow out there-he moos at me every morning i wake up...maybe hes an alien cow.......or maybe..just maybe,....HES A FLYING maíz DOG!
when im on fuego i make sure it burns-YAAAAAY!
sometimes, when i feel lonely, i talk to my bellybutton...
i swiom in my toilet-after its been used!
if i had a million dollars, i would spend it on slurpees...
some of the most misceláneo things i could thinks ofz!

Like going straight to river but never seeing cake even at sunrise, hippos meet snakes and dragones eat violeta mushrooms, pistolas of Navarrone leave black silhouettes altogether not amor of one.

How's that?

WE'VE lost OUR SOULS AND WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE! TELL tu WHY MRS. LOVETT TELL tu WHY. BECAUSE IN ALL THE WHOLE HUMAN RACE, MRS. LOVETT, THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF MEN, ONLY TWO! THERE'S THE ONES THAT CAN COUNT, THE ONES THAT CAN'T COUNT AND THE REST OF US. LOLZ. I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER...AND A ROCKET SHIP. TURN TO PAGE 394. LUPIN IS A WEREWEOLF, DOES THAT MAKE SNAPE A VAMPIRE? LOLZ. SNAPE SNAPE SEVERUS SNAPE DUMBLEDORE! IS A WIZARD. A GAY WIZARD. WHO SLEEPS WITH HARRY, WHO IS ALSO GAY AND FANCIES RON. AND HERMIONE ENDS UP ALONE! AHHH! PIGFARTS PRIGFARTS HERE I COME! TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL CUT YOUR HAIRLESS LITTLE DICK OFF BEFORE tu EVEN FIGURE OUT WHAT ITS FOR!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! OOPS, I APOLOGIZE. SWEARS ARE NAUGHTY. MY BOYFRIEND IS TOO SERIOUS. HE SCARES ME. AHHH! I LIKE MONKEYS AT THE ZOO BUT NOT FLYING ONES. SOMEONE IS SEXY...YUP! MY PRECIOUS' HOT SAUCE HAS FABULOUS HAIR. RELISH IS GRADUATING! HOW SAD. HE WONT BE THE OBOE GOD ANYMORE. BUT HE HAS A CRACK DEALER FOR A ROOMMATE. MAYBE HE'LL SCORE US SOME. MUSTARD AND KETCHUP HATE EACH OTHER. HOSTEL IS A VULGAR MOVIE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. DO ME A FAVOR DOBBY, DONT TRY TO SAVE MY LIFE AGAIN. I'MA TIME TRAVELER! I POINT AND LAFF AT ARHCHEALOLOGISTS! WELL THATS ALL FINE AND DANDY BUT WELL I HAVE THIS THING. FOUR THINGS ACTUALLY, WELL FOUR THINGS AND A LIZARD. lagartija, lagarto RABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAT AND PATRICK ARE IN THE BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!!! TIMMY FELL DOWN A WELL, tu MUST HELP HIM! WELL I CANT CUZ HES MY GREAT GRANDPA. I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A LITTLE PIGLET LIVING ON A FARM. OINK OINK OINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIN!!!!!!!!!1

Don't look!; I'm naked! D:

madonna and miley cyrus met at a shoe store and fought over who would get a camisa, camiseta on sale even though their were none and johnny cash gave them a spanking, went to the bathroom, came out with toilet paper hanging outta his pants, and bought womens platforms. then he got a venus flytrap at a petstore.

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[Ewan:]
amor is a many splendored thing,
amor lifts us up where we belong,
All tu need is love!
[Nicole:]
Please, don't start that again
[Ewan:]
All tu need is love!
[Nicole:]
A girl has got to eat!
[Ewan:]
All tu need is love!
[Nicole:]
She'll end up on the street! (sigh)
[Ewan:]
All tu need is looooove!
[Nicole:]
amor is just a game.
[Ewan:]
I was made for loving tu baby,
tu were made for loving me.
[Nicole:]
The only way of loving me baby,
Is to pay a lovely fee.
[Ewan:]
Just one night,
Give me just one night.
[Nicole:]
There's no way,
Cause tu can't pay.
[Ewan:]
In the name of love!
One night in the name of love!
[Nicole:]
tu crazy fool,
I won't give in to you.
[Ewan:]
Don't, leave me this way.
I can't survive, without your sweet love,
Oh baby, don't leave me this way.
[Nicole:]
You'd think that people would've had enough of silly amor songs...
[Ewan:]
I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no.
[Nicole:]
Some people wanna fill the world with silly amor songs
[Ewan:]
Well what's wrong with that?
I like to know.
Cause here I go... again...
amor lifts us up where we belong!
Where eagles fly,
On a mountain high!
[Nicole:]
amor makes us act like we are fools.
Throw our lives away,
For one happy day.
[Ewan:]
We could be heroes...
Just for one day.
[Nicole:]
You, tu will be mean.
[Ewan:]
No, I won't.
[Nicole:]
(sigh) And I, I'll drink all the time.
[Ewan:]
We should be lovers...
[Nicole:]
We can't do that.
[Ewan:]
We should be lovers!
And that's a fact.
[Nicole]
Though nothing, would keep us together.
[Ewan:]
We could steal time...
[Ewan & Nicole:]
Just for one day.
We could be heroes,
Forever and ever,
We could be heroes,
Forever and ever,
We can be heroes...
[Ewan:]
Just because I... will always amor you...
[Nicole:]
I...
[Ewan & Nicole:]
...Can't help loving...
[Ewan:]
...You...
[Nicole:]
How wonderful life is,
[Ewan and Nicole:]
Now you're in, the world...

(Opera man singing...)

MY POLAR BEARS NAME IZ SQUIRT!SQUIRT NIBBLES MY TOES IN DA NOON TIME.AND SQUIRT SITS ON DOGS.I KICK MIDGETS.ME AND MY DOG BOT HAS A EAR INFECTION.I PUT STICKERS ON MY MOM WEN WE GO TO DA STORE,DEY SEZ,"CAUTION,WIDE LOAD CUMMIN TROU"EVEN DO MY MOM ONLY 109 LBS!MY hurón, ferret FARTS.I KNEW A MAN DAT COOD FLY,IS tu CAN FLY TO?ONCE DER A MAN NAMED BUTT-NUGGET.BUTT-NUGGET GIRLFWEND CALLED MONORAIL.SQUIRT EETED DEM ALL.WAT DO U GET WEN U EET ALL DA POTATOES?DER ALL GONE!!WAT DO U GET WEN U EET ALL DA TOAST? NO más BUTTER.A MAN DRIVE A MOTOR CIKLE,AND KILL A BUNNY IN DA ROAD.MAN AN ANIMAL LOVER SO MAN CRIED.A BLONDE CUMZ OVER AND SPRAYS DA BUNNY.BUNNY CUM TO LIFE AND JUMP 10 FEET,TURN,AND WAVE,10 más FEET,TURN AND WAVE,KEEP DOIN DAT TIL OUTTA SITE.MAN SAY HOWS U DO DAT?BLONDE SAY,HARE SPRAY! BRING DED liebre BACK TO LIFE WIT PERMANANT WAVE!WAT BLONDE NAME ZEEBRA?SPOT.I SIT ON A ROCK.OW DO U DROWN A BLONDE?PUT SKRATC AND SNIFF STICKER ON DA BOTTOM OF A POOL.MY FERRETS EET DA CAT FOODS!!!!!!