tell me ur funny joke and i will give u a apoyo and be ur fan.. have fun, oh it cant have mean stuff in it...

a blond having a bad día walk into the bathroom with a pencil in one hand and a tampon in the other, when she's finished she says where did my pencil go??

Once there were 2 zebras,one cebra asks the other: "am i white with black stripes,or black with white stripes?
The other respuestas "ask God"
That night before the first cebra went to bed, he prayed.God replied..."You are what tu are"
The cebra was confused por this & the siguiente día he asked the secound cebra what it ment.the secound cebra replied..."I guess tu are white with black stripes,otherwise god would have said,'yo is what yo is'.".......sorry its a little mean...

ok. a man ran into another man and thought it was a woman and dicho hola your very cute and the other man dicho help me hlep me.....then came the cops and there was a woman cop and the man dicho so how are tu man and she dicho give me the cuffs......

A brunette asks a blonde, "what's the capital of Texas?" the blonde answers, "t"

What do tu call a crying dog...a chawahwah!!!

What do tu call a patatoe in paris...a frech frie!!!

What do tu call a topo in water...moley water!!!

1.why is water wet? because sea weed

2.how do tu wake up lady gaga? poke her face