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sthibodeau ...bee-bee-bee-bee...?

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Skipper (from Assault & Batteries) Joey's Pen

posted by peacebaby7

Joey's Pen: Take 1

Julien: "...Ha! Into your face penguin!"

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in James's pen!
...
Blast! That's not right!"

Joey's Pen: Take 2

Skipper: "Sh-sh-ssssh! Don't make a sound, we're in Joey's pen!"

Julien: "Who's Joey?"

*Joey awakens & approaches them*

Skipper: "That's Joey."

Julien: "A kangaroo! Oooh! How cute!"

*Joey kicks Julien*

Joey: "Joey don't rightly appreciate trespassers mates, makes me mad!"

Skipper: "Now look, marsupal, we don't--"

Director: "Cut!"

Skipper: "What?! What did I say?"

Director: "MarsuPIAL, not marsupal."

Skipper: "Blast!"...

pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Kowalski

posted by peacebaby7

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will golondrina the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About...

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Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

(I made this all up myself)

What is Rico's favorito! song?
Dynamite.
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Private: Mmm! This is good hering!
Kowalski: That isn't hering, that's wild goldfish!
Private: Blah! I didn't even know those existed!
Kowalski: They don't.
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Kowalski: Trick question, Skipper. Why is the Sun red?
Skipper: Is this about Rico?
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What is black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange, black, white, and orange?
The Penguins of Madagascar.
----------------------------
Why did the bomb cruzar, cruz the road?
It was in Rico's stomach....

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Okarah's Secret: Earth

posted by RockOnPenguin

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled por until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to tu it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

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The Black Death Chapter 1 The Invitation

posted by legendary7

Private rushed through the dark murderous forest for his life. Leaping over dead árbol roots, croutching under branches, and yelping for some one's, anyone's help, he raced farther and farther away from the inferno mansion. For all he knew, the maniac that killed his friends was on his trail. No time, did he waste, to glance back to found where his attacker was.
Soon he was almost at the threshold, where they had almost wrecked coming. Just then in front of him Skipper's shadowy figure jumped from a árbol with an ax in one flipper, blocking the trembling Private from escaping. "Sorry, I have...

'Thump' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 11: Siege of the Central Park Zoo

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lémur, lemur use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 más pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...

My Friend (A Poem por Kayla)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

This is a poem I wrote for my friend Kowalski (Lt_Kowalski) Enjoy...

Before me, he stands as tall as a árbol with feathers of ebony and eyes of teal.

He has been through so much and here he stands before me, my friend...

He can make tu laugh. He can make tu smile when tu feel down.

He is kindhearted and friendly, a good friend, indeed...

a rolemodel, like a legend he stands before me as tall as the árbol itself... What is this feeling... This feeling is weird..

It is a warm feeling... A feeling of warmth like I have been covered por a heavy

blanket in the cold of night.. Is this the feeling of trust...

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Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces dicho it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces dicho it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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The Slenderman chp. 2

posted by stlouisfan

Private woke up with bags in his eyes and he carfully climbed out of bed. He looked up and noticed that the other guys weren't in bed. Private just yawned and walked over to the ladder that led to the platform above. He opened the hatch and saw that the guys were already up and training. Private yawned one más time and climbed up onto the platform.

Skipper looked at Private and said, "Finally up Private?"

Private nodded and said, "Why didn't tu guys wake me?"

Kowalski looked at Private and said, "Well it looked like tu could use the sleep. tu have another sleepless night Private?"

Private nodded...

Tale of a el espacio squid, chapter 1.

posted by ImAnEasel

Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the el espacio squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, o whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the el espacio squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if tu haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

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Death por Choclate( Happy King Julian Day)

posted by SaturdaySurpris

Death por Chocolate
Yield: 12 servings.

Ingredients
8 oz (225 g) dark semisweet chocolate (40-50% cocoa)
2/3 cup (140 g) butter
1 cup (210 g) sugar
4 eggs
4 heaped tablespoons (1 dl) all-purpose flour
4 tablespoons unsweetened cacao powder
1½ teaspoon baking powder o 1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
4 tablespoons agrio, agria cream

Ingredients for frosting
2/3 cup (1.6 dl) heavy cream o whipping cream
9 oz (260 g) semisweet chocolate (40-50% cocoa)

Method
1.Preheat horno to 350 deg F (Gas mark 4 o 180 deg C).
2.Line a circular 10 inch (25 cm) cake tin (3 inches tall) with grease proof o other...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 4

posted by mostar1219

In the POM universe
P: Wow! We're actually in OUR universe for the race!
S: Focus, Private, we're here to race!
P: Right. (they drive up to the Masked Power Racer's car)
Power Racer: I see, we're in your universe, guys.
S: Yea! Our universe, our territory! If tu wanna battle, we'll battle!
K: We can be really fierce!
Power Racer: Look, guys, as wierd as it may seem, I don't want to hurt tu guys.
S: We didn't come for a soap opera, we came to race! (Team MAD's car is right behind them)
Ramsay: Got the laser lights ready?
Jack: Ready! (flaming lasers come out of the car lights and the Power Racer uses...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by mostar1219

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, tu got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The árbol falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...

the family of Skipper chapter 2: a new mistery

posted by andresandru

"wow!" Skipper woke up, he saw that it was already 11:00 am, he hit his head, he was confused

"men, tu aren't going to believe my weird drea-" he cut himself seeing that everyone was looking scared at him.

"yes Skipper, it actually wasn't a dream"

"Kowalski, we have to tell him, Skipper, tu DID go berserk and started fainting everyone!"

"yes, but-"

"no, tu didn't stop, the pregunta is, who brang tu back here?" Kowalski pointed out.

"I dream that I was defeated por a warrior of black and white, known por me, he once was my ally, but i to-"

"first, it was a she, and second, it was BROWN nad white!"...

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Mrs Yellymerington! chp: 3 - the crime

posted by andresandru

"sorry Private" Marlene dicho as she hugged young Private, who was crying, he just saw he girlfriend layed in the floor, dead.

Skipper went siguiente to Mandy, he examined her body, he turned it face-up, there it was: a hole as big that Skipper's flipper passed perfectly through it, he shouted

"Kowalski, lens!"

Kowalski gave it to him, Skipper looked inside, after that shout everyone, exept for Private was looking at him, he put his flipper in the body, and pulled out a piece of metal, about half an inch long, and a milimeter wide.

"this is obiously a crime" Skipper dicho looking at everyone "my work...

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Harry potter meets PoM part 4

posted by alex354

Harry:well it's not every día u puñetazo, ponche a lémur, lemur
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head inicial
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU lost YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask pregunta Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice

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Alex potter meets PoM part 1

posted by alexpotter333

Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't tu tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice día and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the pingüino, pingüino de habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)