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Antonio led Marlene through a series of sharp twirls as fast-paced música played through a small radio Antonio had found left on a park bench. Marlene laughed as Antonio held her close and held her in a dip as the last few chords hung in the air. Still holding her, he traced the side of her face with a finger. Then he started to close the distance between their lips. They looked up at the sound of someone clearing their throat.

“Skipper,” Marlene dicho as Antonio pulled her upright with an irritated sigh.

“Yes, Skipper,” he dicho with his voice edgy with sarcasm. He muttered something under...

All right boys, stand por for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if tu say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No más Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

You didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN tu READ?

problemo solved!

This is tu captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i dicho kiss IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to kiss tu monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!...