Oh the Irony...

This is a parody of Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Well, tu probably already figured that out from the title. *sigh* Anyway, it’s told from Private’s perspective.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own POM o Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. That was written por Judith Viorst. tu should read it. tu know, if tu like picture libros made for Kindergarteners.


I went to cama with pescado in my mouth, but now there’s pescado in my feathers and when I got out of my bunk, I missed the ladder and fell flat on my face. When I was washing up, my maní, cacahuete Butter...

    [Three figures mover along in the dark. It was nearing sunup so only their outlines could be made out. They neared slowly on their target; Skipper. The medium-sized figure takes out a steel cage big enough for one penguin]
    Smallest penguin: [whispering] are tu sure about this?
    Tallest penguin: Absolutely. Skipper must not know about this. If he finds out he might try to intervene so we must keep him absent while the procedures are taking place.
[They near the sleeping Skipper holding up the steel cage.]
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