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Rico Barfing Kowalski...

added by quasomeness

Source: Private and the Winky Factory

Rico has many things in his gut. It can even handle penguins larger than himself.

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Los pingüinos de Madagascar

pingüino, pingüino de

rico

kowalski

barfing

meow

marshmeow-meow

winky

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Skipperlovah258 In the words of King Julien from the episode King Me: "Oh. Okay that's a little gross" O.O

skipper12a Honestly?! I think that's what happened almost after that part with Kowalski covered with that pink stuff?

ILUVKOWALSKI O.O O.... okaaayyy............. O______e

Ricogoboom XD this is kind of akward and funny at the same time, stil love you RICO!

peacebaby7 When I saw this I was like O_____________________________________________O.........*then bursts out laughing* Poor Kowalski. XD

DrBsNumber1Fan When Rico was about to barf, I knew he was gonna barf out Kowalski! Rico: Bleach! Me: Ugh! Rico: Bad Meow meow!

peacebaby7 ^Kowalski: The things I have seen.....

Icicle1penguin That must've felt weird. :3

peacebaby7 ^I know right?! XD

BeKaTora you must see it like kowalski .... it's interesting what he has seen there xD you must see it scientific ;-D

Lt_Kowalski GROSS!! I can NOT believe he did that! I look like a calf being born!! e___e

yappy24 dafuq? 0_0 *lmbo* XD

LeonardFan Rico's gone carnivore run for your lives!

skipperahmad Rico the Predator .............

CuteCuddly Oh, help...

MaxTheCat Dafuq?

CedarPointPOM I'm really curious as to what this episode would be like backwards. O.o

CuteCuddly ^ BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT45 ha ha, oh rico how you make things akword. so so akword. not sure if i spelled that right.

farahfauzi Ok... It kinda... Gross.....

peacebaby7 ^^Awkward. NOT45 It's Awkward. There's no other word for it...AWK...WAAARD. XD Haha had to say it. XD

CuteCuddly ^ LOL!!!!!!!!!

fpaonp689 what exactly is the name of this episode.

peacebaby7 @fpaonp689: [i]Private and the Winkie Factory[/i]

fpaonp689 thanks.

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 4

posted by mostar1219

In the POM universe
P: Wow! We're actually in OUR universe for the race!
S: Focus, Private, we're here to race!
P: Right. (they drive up to the Masked Power Racer's car)
Power Racer: I see, we're in your universe, guys.
S: Yea! Our universe, our territory! If tu wanna battle, we'll battle!
K: We can be really fierce!
Power Racer: Look, guys, as wierd as it may seem, I don't want to hurt tu guys.
S: We didn't come for a soap opera, we came to race! (Team MAD's car is right behind them)
Ramsay: Got the laser lights ready?
Jack: Ready! (flaming lasers come out of the car lights and the Power Racer uses...

Back to the Denmark! chapter 1: a lie and lie

posted by andresandru

skipper and his palls sat at their beds, they just had arough día they fught with each other, but Skipper was alert, like always, thenb, he could hear someone knocking the door, o the fishbowl, he runned towards the enter, he hoped to see a lémur, lemur and nutria o even Mandy, but what he saw was something that ruined his happiness: Hans the Denmark puffin.

"Hans?!"

"hey Skipper, I need your help, could tu come out here?"

"why should I?"

"because last time we met I didn't try to kill you?"

"maybe because tu were fighting androids?"

"look, I changed, and I have a deal!"

"a deal was what made me public...

estrella pengs chapter 4: skyhigh fight

posted by andresandru

Skipper's sense of adventure rised, he always wanted to be on a sky-high fight,

and his dream was finally coming true! He looked for any button, he finally saw one with wings,

after activating it he heard the voice of the computer

"deploying wings" Skipper moved what seemed to be a manuver lever, he saw one, and pressed the big

red button in the parte superior, arriba of the lever,

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM the ship was destroyed por the missle Skipper shoot, suddently a voice came

"help! they're on me!" it was marlene,

Skipper wasn't an idiot, maybe he could gain her atention through the classic one: heroic accion!

"don't worry,...

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Bringing música to Life (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

I come across Kowalski constructing a new invention while he's listening to music.
Me: Kowalski?
K: (drops ipod) Aaagh! (looks behind him) Oh, Monique, it's you.
Me: What's the invention this time?
K: Well, it's the Vocaltunage Imagery Ray.
Me: Judging por the name, does it turn songs into actions depending on the song?
K: Actually yes. Now let me set up a song and shoot a laser in the sky. (shoots laser in the sky surrounding the zoo)
Me: What song is it?
K: You'll see.
Jessica: Grandma Monique! (walks towards me and Kowalski)
Me: I told you, Jessica, just call me "Monique".
Jessica: Alright, Monique,...

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The pingüino, pingüino de massacre V.1

posted by chatterbox55

the fecha is august 25,2009 the día started out as usual for the penguins private on the other hand has been actuación very odd so the vet decided to put private on happy pills....

skipper:you know kowalski private hasn't been actuación the same ever since he went on those pills.

kowalski: i agree with tu skipper he's been actuación very very odd tu know i've caught him talking to a muro when his alone.

skipper:really?

kowalski:yeah and he's been saying some odd words too.
(private comes into H.Q. all bloody)

skipper:private are tu okay?

private:sure i am skippa i just went to see alice that's all but she...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 10: A Fatal Dispute

posted by BirdG

A fatal Dispute

When they got back to the oak, they were welcomed por the others. Glad that they had found what they needed, they began to divide up the food. In fact it were only the fruits that had to be shared; the penguins and the nutria had brought their own food, and Burt was anyway eating from the trees – although he quite missed his peanuts. But the chimpanzees, lemurs and baboons had the same nurture and so they had to share fairly. This wouldn't have been a problem, if it hadn't been for Julien. The amount of comida for them was little and he insisted of getting más than the others....

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All that is well and good - Chapter 9: In the City

posted by BirdG

In the City

°.

The wind was slightly shaking the trees as the group of five animales went over the césped, hierba in the cover of the trunks' shadows.

Marlene would have preferred that Private had stayed at the oak but he had dicho he wanted to help. Rico had wanted to come with them, but Mason had been adamant that he stayed in cama for two más days. Finally Rico had dado in. Marlene had been puzzled of the intensity with that Rico wanted to stay at Private's side…

As they approached the streets of New York they noticed at once that something was wrong.

Marlene, Private, King Julien, Maurice and Mort...

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Mad scientist (part 3)

posted by chaos-ice

“Blowhole free us from this trap now” Skipper demanded.

“For what? So that tu can get your way out of here? Never” Dr. Blowhole said.

“This no time to fight Blowhole, we need to help each other. Release us and we’ll help tu get outta here” Skipper rebutted.

Blowhole is having segundo thought on what Skipper dicho and he then decided to set them free. The liar is about to blow out, Skipper and the rest help blowhole to get out of the liar and they finally made it out before the liar had been destroyed.

“My liar, my beautiful liar” Blowhole shouted as his liar has been destroyed....

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Alex meets the PoM part 2

posted by alexpotter333

Alex:sooooo what should we do now?
Ron:we go throw peanuts a the elefante
Alex:YEAH!
(Alex and Ron went a threw peanuts at Burt but Burt kept on catching them and eating them)
Alex:ah came on he keeps on catching them let's go Ron
(they left and got a palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz and at the HQ)
Skipper:alright men today were are doing special cute and cuddly today
Private:how came skippah?
Skipper:um....well.....because......that's classified
(they went up on there island and did extra cute and cuddly,skipper noticed a girl with jet-black hair ,blue eyes and a scar on her forehead he hear what she was talking about)...

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Cadet Fox: Chapter 3 - Back to the HQ and so Forth

posted by theWOLFPACK15

Sooooo Sorry for the long wait. School got in the way of it all. So yeah blame school X3. OK maybe

blame half of school I just had writers block. Then I lost interest in it, then ideas came back and here we

are today. X3 enjoy!!!
__________________________________________________

Chapter 3: Back at HQ and so Forth

Private smiled with glee and he waddled over to Cadet, who was now por the árbol as Rico had left her to hear what Skipper and Kowalski were conversing about. "Great news, Cadet, Skipper dicho that tu can come and stay with us!"

Cadet looked shocked. "Stay with...

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It. Chapter 14: Preparing to fight.

posted by 67Dodge

When Private ran back into the HQ with Rico, Rico wasn't moving, he was breathing and his corazón was pounding, but he was stiff as a rock. His eyes were wide open, the feathers that made up his mohawk had literaly turned white with fear. "What happened to tu Rico?! Speak to me sergeant!!!" yelled Skipper. Rico remained there, like a stone wall, then he yelped. "DEADLIGHTS!!!!" yelled Rico, running around and crashing into a wall. "What does he mean Private? What Dead-lights?" asked Kowalski. "He's talking about those piercing, blinding, alluring lights that came when a giant.....thing, came...

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Featherless

posted by Kowalski1321

This is my first fan fiction ever! So it might be good o it might be bad.

Kowalski: Okay people, everyone out!

Skipper: Whoa, Kowalski. Before tu can start kicking people out their house's tu have to have reason.

Kowalski: Actually, it's a good thing tu asked because I'm going to start working on a highly radio-active experimant.

Skipper: That's a good reason. But wait; what about Private, he's still inside.

Kowalski: Don't tu remember. Private stayed up all last night watching a Lunicorn marathon. So he'll probably just be asleep through the whole thing.

Skipper: Well that makes sense. Rico,...

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Welcome Back -(Continuation)

posted by Manfred_Johnson

Friday, 4/22/11, 10:07 PM-Location:(Centrail Park Zoo Gift Shop)

Slowly we entered into this small building from underneath one of the floor tiles, lifting it cautiously like an enemy was about to come out and attack. At first we just peak inside to make sure the close was clear. Well, it wasn't clear. más like a whole room full of all kinds of animales like lemurs, an ottar, two chimpanzees, and penguins just like us, just staring blankly as we stared back confused.
"Ello there." dicho the smallest one greeting us both in a seemingly nice way.
"Hi." Says one of us with a very nice smile a warmly...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 3

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 3

Over at the penguins HQ, the team has just finished their all día training.

"Great work today team, tu all did great, now when Private gets better he will have to make up from his missed day."

"Uh Skipper I do agree with you, but I also have to agree with Marlene thou, tu where pushing Private a bit too hard today."

"You too Kowalski, why must tu side with Marlene on this situation?"

"I'm not siding with anyone Skipper, but tu must learn that we all have limits to ourselves, even tu sir."

"Well… I guess you're right, I was pushing Private a little bit too hard, and I'll be sure to...

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Love's Conspirator (page 6)

posted by LtKowalski

CHAPTER 7: HIDE AND SEEK

    There's no time to spare. I watched Lilly flexing her fist, her flaming eyes intent to the unaware Skipper. I stood on my position behind a tree, then I quickly pulled her flipper and kept her out of Skipper's sight.
    She was suprised por mu sudden appearance and dicho loudly. "Kowalski! What are you.."
    "Shhh!" I countered with my flipper on my beak. I glanced at Skipper to see if he heard us, gladly he had no idea. He was distracted por a passing kid.
    We were suddenly aware that...

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Interference Chapter 3: Falling Penguins

posted by 67Dodge

When the airplane finally reached the falkland islands, Lily began to tell the penguins how to un-latch the safety parachute. 'To unlatch the parachute is simple, just pull on the red rope sticking out your bag,' dicho Lily. Lily secretly went up to Marlene and she told her advice. 'To unlatch the parachute, pull the zipper of your bag down until tu see the parachute come out,' she said, apparently lying. 'The plane is here!! Virgil will be down there waitin' for ya!!' yelled one of the other penguins. Then, the other penguins jumped out the plane, and free-fell. 'Alright guys, just follow...

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Interference Chapter 2: Escort

posted by 67Dodge

The siguiente morning, Skipper had woken up as usual, the día was bright and sunny, and birds were drowned out por traffic noises. He looked out at the gate and saw a team of zookeeper, including Alice, trying to block the entrance to the zoo, but they were all rammed out of the way por a group of cars, 2 jeeps, 1 pickup truck, and a volkswaggen. The cars screeched across the path and burst through the main gate, they proceeded to stop at the zoo. 'Skippah what's going on?' asked Private. 'We're getting an escort from the emperor of Antarctica, and we can't mess it up okay?' asked Skipper. 'You have...

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Penguins go to the city of ember

posted by alex356

Skipper:kowalski anything
Kowalski:I FOUND SOMETHING
Private:WHAT IS IT!
Kowalski:A UNDERGROUND CITY
Me:IMPOLESSIE
Kowalski:WELL CAME ON DOWN
------------------------
The city
Lina:but there's has to be a way out Doon
Doon:should we check at the pipeworks
Lina:sure
-------------------------
The crew
Me:whoa it's dark here and they don't have a sun o a moon
Kowalski:well this is a underground city
Me:true true but does it have to be in a pipeworks
Lina and Doon
Lina:FOUND ANYTHING
Doon:NOTHING
Me:kowalski um guys we should-
The crew:help them sure
Me:hi I am Alex
Lina:I Lina and this is Doon
Me:hi this is skipper,kowalski,private and rico
Lina:are tu guys from up there *points up*
Me:mhhh
Doon:is it light up there
Me: día and night and there's árbol and grass-
Lina:what's a árbol and grass
Me and the penguins:?
Me:you don't know what's anything that's up there
Lina:no
Me:you know your city is underground right?
Lina and Doon: WHAT!
End of part 1

Saw: pingüino, pingüino de style!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Just then, the handcuffsteathering Lilly and Marlene to the rails unlatched, making them have to hold up their own weight. Marlene looked down at the spikes,then up at Lilly. She knew she didn't stand a chance against her superior fighting skills. " Lilly, tu don't have to do this! Besides, the guys are willing to die for us." Marlene begged with a twisted smile. Lilly pondered for a moment, and looked at Skipper. It broke her corazón to think that this might be her last chance to see his handsome face. She would never be able to live her life knowing that the amor of her life died because she...

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"The Blind Bandits"-Intorduction, por Manfredi&Ujohnson

posted by Manfred_Johnson

(This is like tu are flipping open a book to see if tu want to read it o not.)

"Great! Just great!" I dicho out loud in frustration to Johnson who was just standing there so quietly and calmly with flippers down to his side staring at me with those uncertainty light blue eyes.
"I don't really know what to say Manfredi." Johnson dicho as he waddles up to me slowly. I looked at him with bit of hatred wishing he hadn't dicho nothing at all.
"This is all your fault Ujohnson!" I yelled at him loudly right into his face.

I just completely snapped right there. I know tu are all now thinking badly...