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What is Alice doing there?!

added by Kaiume

Source: ME :3 S01E43

Alice is doing the most disturbing thing ever XD

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peacebaby7, Matchmaker11 and 2 others like this

27Kowalski She's doing *in a creepy voice* horrible things... xD Oh boy! Private's watching it! Kowalski just covers an eye! :P

Matchmaker11 I still have nightmares from that. O_e Poor Private...

SummerPoM Alican. Just it. /SHOT ~Sorry, I had to do it as a shipper xP I'm not usually pervy, but... /SHOT

ImAnEasel XD You don't want to know...

skipperfan420 Marlene's big-eyed expression is hilarious, but King Julien's expression is priceless!

Bluekait Isn`t this an episode where Alice smacks her butt and all of them stood there, watching it? I LOVE THAT EPISODE!!!

carsfan ^Yep! Thats the one! XD

Bluekait ^YAY!

egel_0507 ^ I think it's entitled: "Tangled in the Web" ^^

SaturdaySurpris Dont´t look! Or else you´ll be haunted of that gruesome image forever. (Look at Rico. He´s like WTF?!

Bluekait Lets do roleplay here!!! I`ll start! Kaitlyn: It`s Alican doing it again! DON`T WATCH!

penguinsarecute I was like watching this video on the internet and I replayed it so many times just to see their totally epic and priceless expressions. LOL TTM! King Julien, Marlene and Rico all look so funny here. They're like...... seriously????!!!!!! This episode is " Tangled in the web" at the last part when King Julien, Marlene and Kowalski are frowning at the tv and Skpper, Rico and Private come over to watch too. They see Alice playing an air guitar and singing with a banana and at the end she slaps her backside. Then they all have these faces on and Kowalski covers Private's eye.

ricoiswsome Lolz Skipper has my expression well my irritated expression.

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Rejoice for the Black estrella Chapter 3: Origin of The Colony

posted by 67Dodge

"Earth?" asked Private. "Is it like our planet?" Kowalski paused, then he continued. "Originally it was a beautiful blue and green planet. Millions of lush plants and and polar ice trofeos were on the planet, it had vast oceans, like ours, that would roll and rumble across the sandy beach. Many things lived there, us penguins, otters, and even this group called, humans," dicho Kowalski. "Then why is it called, the Black Star?" asked Private. Kowalski sadly sighed. "Too much work," dicho Kowalski. "What happened?" asked Private. "You see, humans are greedy, evil, never-satisfied beings that always...

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Been to Hell (PG for lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(The penguins canto some Hollywood Undead with a little help this time)

Rico: *turns the volume on the stereo and hits the play button*

*A heavy drum beat starts off followed por repeating guitarra frets*

Skipper:

Welcome to a city that will
Bring tu to your knees
It will make tu beg for más until
You can't even breathe

Rico:

Your blindfold is on tight
But tu like what tu see
So follow me into the night
Cause I got just what tu need

King Julien:

Were all rollin down the boulevard
Full of pimps and sharks
It's a motherfuckin riot we've been dieing to start

Maurice:

You better grap a hold
Cause now you...

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Harry potter meets pom part 3

posted by alex356

Harry:well now we know who you-
Me:should we go to cama
Harry:right penguins following me and Ron
Hermione:good night private *blows a kiss*
Private:*sigh*
Me:night skipper
Skipper:night Alex
Harry:night Alex
Me:night
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siguiente moring
At dark defense and dark magic
Professor q:a-a-and remaeber that I-I-f tu ever find a v-v-v-aprime use garlic *bells ring*
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at lunch
Me:I am telling tu mayfol is going to get tu in trouble
Harry:don't worry
Skipper:who mayfol
Me:someone tu don't want to me
Mayfol:why not Alex
Me:no reason jerk
Mayfol:I'll see tu griffdory at flying lesson
Me:ahggggggg again
Harry:don't worry it won't happen like on the 1year
Private:what happen?
Hermoien:you don't want to know
Part 3 ends
Part 4 coming soon to a fanpop near you

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Harry potter meets pom part2

posted by alex356

Hagrid:um Alex do tu know this penguins?
Me:um yes
Harry: Alex who are they
Me:I'll tell tu at the house
At the house
Skipper:I am sorry Alex
Me:I'll get expell from HogWarts
Dumdbdor comes
Dumdblor:look it's okay that there here
Me:but-
Dumdblor:I dicho it's alright
Harry:so who are they
Me: this is skipper,kowalski,private and Rico
Hermieno:oh private spool cute
Private:*blush*
Skipper:I am sorry
Me:it's alright skipper
Ron:well I think there better then scabbers
Me:yes,yes they are

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Lilly's sister!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly and Crystal sat in the HQ for atleast a good hour, talking. Mabey Crystal has changed for the better after all, and Lilly knew it. She was now closer to her sister than she ever was, and it's all thanks to Skipper! "Do tu wanna hang out with me and my friend Marlene tonight? Im gonna bring some snowcones to her place." Lilly dicho happily. "Sure. Sounds fun!" Crystal replied. Then, Lilly hugged her. She hadn't actually 'hugged' her sister in years. "Im gonna get them now. Be back soon!" Lilly dicho as she waved goodbye to her sis.
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SOON...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 5: Alive Again!

posted by jackandjill2

Two days later, Kowalski decided to try the experiment again, but much más carefully this time. He locked himself in his lab, using a brand-new lock that opened por entering a contraseña on the keypad - a contraseña only he knew. Nope - this time, no one would get hurt, he was sure of it.

That is… except for myself… he thought grimly as he picked up the syringe and once again prepared himself for the injection. It was much harder this time to poke himself, now that he knew what would happen afterward. His flippers shook, and he lost confidence. What finally made him do it was imagining a better,...

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Back to december-Popcorn canto to Kowalski after a fight. and my other characters

posted by Amberpet

pop: Look kowalski i'm sorry....I have somethign to say: ( song starts. )

I'm so glad tu made time to see me
How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier than ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

'Cause the last time tu saw me
Still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me rosas and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of tu saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing tu
Wishing that I'd realized...

A navidad Surprise: Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

A navidad Surprise
Chapter 1: Guess whose coming?

It's an early cold morning in the Central Park zoo, and in the nutria habitat Brandon is just waking up. While Marlene is cleaning her habitat like a neat freak.

"Marlene, what are doing?"

"Cleaning!"

"Why are tu cleaning? navidad isn't until this Saturday."

"I know but I got a message from my parents saying that they will be here tomorrow!"

"Your parents?"

"Yeah why?"

Brandon didn't say anything for a few minute, but then he explained.

"I… never knew my parents."

"You didn't? I thought your parents lived with tu back at your old zoo."

"No, I have...

Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 2

posted by jackandjill2

It was six o’ clock - 18:00 hours. All the penguins were busying themselves in the HQ. Skipper was escritura up his daily reportar to himself; Kowalski was working furiously on his clipboard, on the verge of the possibility to divide por zero; Private was merrily working out a puzzle with a picture of a dulces store on it; Rico was brushing his doll’s hair and humming to himself. All was quiet - except the sounds of humming and scribbling - just the way they liked it.

Skipper put down his pencil and just basked in his own thoughts for a while. He realized that he could quite possibly be the luckiest...

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A segundo chance for amor (chapter 5)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

The siguiente night Skipper and Brandon was getting everything ready, Skipper was tuning his guitar, and Brandon was getting the rest of the oysters. Once everything was ready Brandon went inside the cave to go get Marlene.

“Hey Marlene, I have a little surprise for you.”

“What is it?”

“Come with me but cover your eyes.”

“Why do I have to cover my eyes?”

“Just cover them and fallow me Marlene.”

So Marlene and Brandon both went outside. Brandon was holding her arms so wouldn’t be bumping in to anything...

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Unexpected amor - Chapter Six: Eight Letters, Three Words, One Meaning

posted by dsprtpenguin

Finn grabbed my arm. "Marlene, tu can't be serious." he whispered.

"Oh, tu bet I am serious." I crossed my arms and raised my eyebrow.

"You can't be together." Finn said.

"Give me two reasons why." I frowned.

"One. You're a mammal and he's a bird," Finn paused. "Two. Skipper looks like one of those animales who'll just break your heart."

"Well, is that bad? What if he isn't one of those guys? What? Are tu a racist against Skipper now? I thought tu guys were friends?" I snapped.

"It's not bad and I hope he's not one of those guys and no he's not a racist and yes we are friends." Finn reacted as...

I will never forget this.. When I loved the humans, and the pen-goo-ins. but now..

posted by birath

One day, In 1979, soon o later, something happened. This is how I lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, tu retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This delfín is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do tu know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter Two

posted by Pluma

Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No más prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...

A pingüino, pingüino de amor Story part 4

posted by Shadowpenguin

Private looked at his feet. "How long did Skippa say to stand out here?" He asked dully. Rico shrugged. "Dunno," Kowalski remembered. "Until he gave the call," Private looked up and stared and the entrance hatch and looked back down. "What do tu suppose they are doing down there?" Kowalski and Rico shrugged.

Pluma sat down and took a deep breath. Skipper looked at her. "Well, go on. It could NOT be that bad!" Pluma licked her beak nervously. "I'm REALLY bad at it," She explained. Skipper reached out and took her flipper. "It's okay," He said. Pluma smiled faintly. "Okay then,"

"I forgot the...

Mall Maniac

posted by Aquade

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from the Penguins of Madagascar o Central Park Zoo. What I do own is this plot line, though.

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"Skipper!" It was Private's turn to watch the monitors for any suspicious behavior, and the pingüino, pingüino de was currently staring at one of the screens. "He's done it again!"

"What is it, Private?" dicho Skipper, clearly annoyed. "We were playing a game of cards!"

The leader had some cards in his flippers. The rest of the penguins came out. Kowalski cleared his throat. "Actually, I'm kind...