The día started out like all others. The only excepction was that Private was missing "Kowalski,
options." dicho Skipper. "Eather Private was kidnapped por Dr.Blowhole o the humans took him." dicho Kowalski. "I say it was Blowhole." dicho Skipper. "Maby." repled Kowalski. __________________________________________________
Private woke up in the hosbital. He overheard the doctor say he was sick with a new desise. "He'll be staying here for a while. I think the others are O.K. but tu had better bring them in for a check-up." The other penguins were brought in and were found desie free. All but Skipper. He was sick. "The taller one might live, but the little one, we need to do surgury to get it out of him befor it reaches the brain. Prep a crash cart, STAT!" Befor Private could blink, he was wipped of to surgury. "SKIPPAH! HELP ME!" cried Private.
"I'm coming Private" Skipper shouted back. But Skipper was hauled off to another part of the hospital.
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Private was knocked out. He dreamed of his past.
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"Well boys, we have us a chick. State your name." Private was confused. Who was this penguin? "What,
cat got your tounge?" "Skipper, I think he's to young to speek." "Oh" dicho Skipper. "Well, I guess
he's our new recruit. What say boys?"
options." dicho Skipper. "Eather Private was kidnapped por Dr.Blowhole o the humans took him." dicho Kowalski. "I say it was Blowhole." dicho Skipper. "Maby." repled Kowalski. __________________________________________________
Private woke up in the hosbital. He overheard the doctor say he was sick with a new desise. "He'll be staying here for a while. I think the others are O.K. but tu had better bring them in for a check-up." The other penguins were brought in and were found desie free. All but Skipper. He was sick. "The taller one might live, but the little one, we need to do surgury to get it out of him befor it reaches the brain. Prep a crash cart, STAT!" Befor Private could blink, he was wipped of to surgury. "SKIPPAH! HELP ME!" cried Private.
"I'm coming Private" Skipper shouted back. But Skipper was hauled off to another part of the hospital.
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Private was knocked out. He dreamed of his past.
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"Well boys, we have us a chick. State your name." Private was confused. Who was this penguin? "What,
cat got your tounge?" "Skipper, I think he's to young to speek." "Oh" dicho Skipper. "Well, I guess
he's our new recruit. What say boys?"
Interview Starting in
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2...
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have tu been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems tu have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view tu as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your siguiente in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did tu go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do tu eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY pregunta tu WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If tu want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
3...
2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have tu been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems tu have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view tu as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your siguiente in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did tu go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do tu eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY pregunta tu WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If tu want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the mostrar tu will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because tu will watch the mostrar nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because tu will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because tu will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because tu will be watching the mostrar with tape holding up your eyelids so tu don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the mostrar tu will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because tu will watch the mostrar nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because tu will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because tu will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because tu will be watching the mostrar with tape holding up your eyelids so tu don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.