Los pingüinos de Madagascar Article: Surviving high school...chapter 2

posted by spmana123

It was lunchtime....private went to his locker and grabbed his lunch and went to the cafeteria....he opened the door and saw 100s of animales eating lunch...he was nervous..he had no one to sit with...he slowly walked inside and looked around for that pingüino, pingüino de who helped him in the hallway earlier... Kowalski was it..? But had no luck...he decided to sit down all por himself....he opened up his Baggie of pescado and begun to eat... Suddenly out of nowhere....a young pingüino, pingüino de came up and sat with him...,he looked a little taller then private...

??: do tu want me to sit with you...?

Private looked up worried...but dicho yes because he was desperate for new people to talk to...

???:your new...I can tell....my names skipper...I'm a sophomore...

Private:I'm...I'm private....it's nice to meet you...

Skipper: heh....I saw what happened to tu this morning with that jock...

Private:oh....yea....I don't like him....

Skipper: all jocks are like that.... It's ok... I don't like Rico either....

Skipper: we have so many groups here....you need to learn freshy..

Private:"freshy"...?

Skipper turned private around and showed him all the different groups...

Skipper: tu have the popular kids....Rico's one of them.....and tu have the nerds....you know one of them...the tall one who helped tu out today....? And there's the goth kids....and the wierd ones....that guy over there is named julien....he thinks he's "king" of the school...nobody really talks to him....

Suddenly...a zorro, fox came up and sat siguiente to the two...

???: hola skipper...how's it going?

Skipper: hola Marcus....I'm mostrando the ropes of High school....

Private looked at Marcus confused...

Marcus: oh! My names Marcus...I'm a sophomore and I'm one of skippers good friends....

Private:oh...hello...

The campana suddenly rang...and private picked up his trash, trying to hurry up to the siguiente class...

Private:thank tu Marcus and skipper....for mostrando me the ropes here..I appreciate it a lot....

Skipper:no problem!

Private suddenly left the cafeteria and on his way to the siguiente class...

Meanwhile......

Marcus:your not gonna trick that poor pingüino, pingüino de into something are tu skipper...?

Skipper:"smirks" I'm gonna make sure he has a FUN año here....

Marcus:"sigh" why do tu have to be so mean to all the new kids...?

Skipper:because....I amor Doing it that's why!

Marcus:"sigh"

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nori + blowhole wedding

added by fun123fun

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Skilene Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the título says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if tu wish to read them. Any título with a Roman numeral siguiente to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope tu enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making tu laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

Exit (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Second Chance" por Shinedown)

posted by mostar1219

This is a picture from the música video for "second chance"

This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting estrella trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to oscilación by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Skipper and Marlene (from Snowmageddon)

posted by peacebaby7

Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding el espacio is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told tu before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! tu just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs por still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I dicho not to ACTUALLY put dulces coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are tu doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't tu be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do tu know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little poni, pony and Lunicorns Are Made por Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made por Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! o Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do tu see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And tu can be my friend! Oh! And tu can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lémur, lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes tu look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers tu can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But por golly tu are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins besar Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have tu been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers tu can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But por golly tu are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

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Your pingüino, pingüino de Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm escritura this so tu can find out wich pingüino, pingüino de tu are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your favorito! way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes tu sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your favorito! subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a maní, cacahuete mantequilla winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a cuervo showted, as manny badgers and animales ran against Mr. Linert and his frailecillo, puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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The Private Who Cried lobo Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do tu think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell tu that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if tu go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If tu don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...

Against Kowalski (a fanfiction- chapter 1)

posted by burdockburr

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, o something like that, but I've changed it's título becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone por sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would buscar for clues the siguiente morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

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Jake The nutria (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The nutria (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One día in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a pingüino, pingüino de documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." dicho a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do tu need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't tu remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

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Marlene - Teardrops On My guitarra (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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Romeo and Juliet Chapter 2

posted by karenkook

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm escritura 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are tu doing here?"
   "Well, tu seem a bit down in the dumps más than usual." Private replied. Julien responded por laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few más animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed por his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the lémur, lemur king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 2/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...