Los pingüinos de Madagascar Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter One

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter One

posted by Cowtails

These are bloopers from scenes in Chapter One. Just so tu know, the couples in real life are Me x Kowalski, Sweet Pripper x Private, and Skipper x Bella. tu don't know who Bella is yet.

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Did tu miss me? Take One
Cowtails: *walks into the room* I'm back!! Didn't tu all miss me?!
Kowalski: YESS BABE!!
Director: *facepalm* Cut!!

Did tu miss me? Take Two
Cowtails: *walks into the room* I'm back! Didn't tu all miss me?!
Skipper: Uhhhh...sure...
Cowtails: Geez if you're all gonna be jerks I'll let Sweet Pripper deal with you!
Kowalski: Oh please no...I missed you....
Rico: *nods* Uhuhuhuhuh.
Private: *laughs nervously* Me too!!
Cowtails: Hmmmm...so only Skipper needs punishment...
Skipper/Private: ANYTHING BUT THE CAT!!
Director: CUT!!
Private: oops...that wasn't my line was it?
Director: *talking to intern* Better push my lunch back to four...
Me: Do we have to start when I'm Skipper's girlfriend? I don't wanna fecha anyone but Kowalski!!

Needle Chase Take One
Cowtails: *chases Skipper with a needle* Get back here tu pint sized commando!!
Private/Rico: *chases Cowtails*
Cowtails: *trips* *faceplant*
Skipper/Rico/Private: *laughing*
Cowtails; *glare* Not funny!!!
Director: *sigh* Cut....

Needle Chase Take Two
Cowtails: *chasing Skipper with the needle*
Skipper: *jumps on SP's lap* Save me!!!
SP: *angry face*
Director: Cut! Now that wasn't so hard was it? siguiente scene!!

She's Your Girlfriend Take One
SP: *angry face*
Kowalski: Skipper!! She's your girlfriend!! I really don't think she'll kill you! *making a weird face*
Director: Cut! Kowalski, what the heck was that?!
Kowalski: Sorry!! That was hard to say!
Director: *sigh* *talking to intern* Maybe I should just not have lunch...

She's Your Girlfriend Take Two
SP: *angry face*
......
Director: Where's Kowalski?!
Private: AH!!
Skipper: *covers Private's eyes and points in the corner of the studio*
Kowalski: *is in the corner making out with Cowtails*
Director: *facepalm* I give up....

the lucky coin. chapter 1: the legendary treasure

posted by andresandru

Skipper and the other penguins were digging and digging and....digging? ok. They didn't seem to have enough escape tunels, they were finishing number 31.

"this is PARANOIC MADNESS!" Private shouted, as he dug deeper and deeper, but, suddent ly he felt a click, he strted digging in other directions, until every single place mad the noise click.

He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 1

posted by legendary7

It was a frozen Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every pingüino, pingüino de except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do tu mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

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The Little Door Part 1

posted by Saracuda

"2:30." Liberty thought to herself. He should BE here por now! She looked nervously over her shoulder. Liberty was a young lioness. She'd recently moved to New York city from her quiet inicial in Africa. Her sisters and one brother had all been taken to separate zoos. She'd been sent to Central Park Zoo. She was so lonely. So cold. Then she met a lively bunch of commando penguins.
She couldn't help but smile as she thought of how they'd first met. It had been raining. Liberty was moping around looking for anyone familiar. Suddenly a small pingüino, pingüino de had dropped out of the trees and landed on her. He...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i will add a pic of Starlite in the last Chapter :D*

All 4 penguins and Marlene were staring at the sleeping female...She was mostrando her back to them, her back rising and falling as she breathed. She used her bag as a pillow. Obviously to protect it, not for comfort."May i just ask again...How can tu guess a girls name right? Especially a unique name like...Starlantern?" Marlene looked at Skipper."i can honestly say i have and still have no idea how i just guessed her name right Marlene. It shall always remain a mystery, and her name is Starlite Marlene." Skipper shrugged as he...

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 6 (Finale)

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: What are tu talking about?! We helped you!
George: tu have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if tu haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid tu didn't they?
George: H-How'd tu know?
Private: Wow Skipper, tu truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid tu to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I...

Appearance Change (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid tu guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: tu wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast...

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The Memory of the Blue-Eyed Matador

posted by LtKowalski

THE MEMORY OF THE BLUE EYED MATADOR
    Remember in the episode 'Sting Operation' I had accidentally taken some of Rico's memories? They're all utterly horrible, and not very advisable to tell except for one thought.
    It was actually a memory of Rico's adventures before he meets the team. And I am going to reveal it to you, with his permission of course.
    Rico just woke up in the middle of the night to find himself lying on a side of a dusty street. From the looks of the place, it must be night time Spain, Mexico o Portugal. His...

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It. Chapter 8: It's back

posted by 67Dodge

Two weeks had flashed por without incident, they were probably the best weeks the animales ever had, Private found a rideable toy Jeep that could fit all the Penguins in it, and had a motor, so they had found a más manly looking vehicle. Julien had exhausted himself to the point that he didn't do any nighttime dancing, since he had used all his energy in the celebration for Pennywise's death. Not to mention, the Penguins also found a man's wallet that contained $6,000, which was más than they made from the usual pick-pocketing o the "I found a lucky penny on the sidewalk today!!" event. Private...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Kowalski and Rico went over to the otter's habitat to go find Private. Once they got there they stared to look for him, after a few minutos they found Private right outside Marlene's cave sitting down, looking very sad.

"Private are tu okay," asked Kowalski.

"What are tu two doing here, came to tell me that I'm too young for Marlene just like Skippa did?"

"No, Private tu really hurt Skipper's feelings with whatever tu dicho to him."

"I know I did, but I wish that Skippa would stop treating me like I'm a child."

"I know but tu have to understand you're like a son to him, tu mean everything...

Gender Switch (Chapter 4: Bunks)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------in HQ---9:34------

As Marlene lead them inside,she said,"So here's the HQ.That door right there leads to Kowalski's lab.If I were you,i'll stay away from it unless tu want to be turned into something weird,like opposite genders." Kassie/Kowalski had to force a smile and dicho between his beak,"Yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen."

"And there's the guys bathroom,so only...What's your name?",asked Marlene."Oh,I'm Jamie but tu can call me James.",answered James/Jazzy."Ok.", Continued Marlene"So only James can use it,even though there's four stalls.And tu girls will have to share two stalls...And...

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The Hidden (Chapter VIII - Trip to Denmark)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We all know that Skipper can't set foot in Denmark. But not now. Remember when Hans was visited the Central Park Zoo. He dicho that he has no home. He was transfered to the Hoboken Zoo. For now, Skipper can set foot in Denmark. I wonder how Hans is doing in the Hoboken Zoo.

Blowhole transfered his secret lair to Denmark. I think he still believes that he can't set foot there. He doesn't know that Hans is not there.

But now, we have no money for the flight there. Actually, there is an "Animal Airplane" specially for zoo animals. But it costs thousands! So, we decided to build an airplane specially...

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Chirtsmas 3

posted by alex333

Alex:sheesh I never knew that this room had lots of art things
Skipper:what do tu mean?
Alex:well just look at it and today I am moving my art things
To the basement
Skipper:need help because your just a girl and-
Alex:are tu saying I not storng
Kolwaski:well tu are a girl and-
Alex:I take kartet class and I am a yellow belt
Rico:wow
Private:you must work really hard
Skipper:but do need help
Alex:sure
Down at the basement
Alex:well that should do it
Skipper:well we best get going back
Alex:it was nice meeting tu guys
Kolwaski:yes it was tu are a very great girl
Private:great she's magically
Alex:about that I have some to tell you..................
To be coutine please write comentario for all my chirstmas story

God help the outcasts.singers:marlene and others.

posted by anna447

marlene:I don't know if tu can hear me o if your even there I don't know if tu would lissen to a otter's pryer yes I know I'm just a outcast I souldn't speek to tu still I see your face and wonder were tu once an outcast too.god help the outcasts hungry from birth mostrar them the mersey they don't find on earth plz help my people we look to tu still god help the outcasts o nobody will.
Others:I ask for wilth,I ask for fame,I ask for glory to shine on my name,I ask for amor I can poses,I ask for god and his ángeles to bless me.
Marlene:I ask for nothing I can gat por but I know so meny less lucky then I plz help my people the poor and downtrad I thoughed we all were the children of god.god help the outcasts children of goooooooooood

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Psycho: Chapter 5

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper felt lost. He had been looking in the small, 7 bedroom Motel for 3 hours straight, Marlene should've been there, because she didn't have the car, Skipper did, and he DID see Private Bates heading to his large, Victorian, inicial when he left to drive. He decided to call Detective Kowalski Arbogast to see if there was any foul play made. After dialing the numbers, 555-555-Genius, Skipper waited, he waited for another 6 hours. In that time, Skipper found a bloody trail of foot prints in Marlene's room, leaving the ducha, ducha de stall, walking through the carpeted floor, out the door, down to the...

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The secret child!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as Lilly dozed off, the guys came back from their late-night recon duty. " HELLO SKIPPA!" Private Yells jollyly (is that a word? oh well, it is now). Kowalski, seeing that Lilly was asleep, smacked Private up-side his little head. " Skipper, are tu okay? tu don't look very well." Private asked, rubbing the back of his head which was now very soar. " Boys, get to bed. I need some quiet time." Skipper dicho softly. The boys didn't move. " That's an ORDER!" Skipper commanded, and with that, the boys jumped into their beds and automatically knocked out! Skipper sat in the scilence...thinking....

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Skipper meets Alex russo

posted by alex463

At the lair alex: I am going to the zoo ok? Justin: alright but be here por cena time Alex: alright at the zoo
Alex: the penguins are so cute kolwaski: skipper are tu alright Skipper: me I alright private : tu don' t look alright maybe your in amor skipper:am not kolwaski: skipper tu can tell us anything alright? Skipper: alright ! I am in amor OKAY!
Private:skipper is in amor skipper is in amor skipper: private!
Private:sorry at the subway sation mom: remeaber that we'll be back at 12:00 Alex : alright mom and don't worry we'll be fine mom and dad : I think we are already worry Justin: and...

The feild trip!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

Hans's evil grin widened across his face as the light from the laser grew brighter and brighter. "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Rebecca's screams went unheard, for her new friends never came to rescue her......or so she thought. As soon as Rebecca blacked out from the intense affects of the brain-washing, Skipper and the boys sprang in through the door. They were too late. " What did tu do to her!?" Skipper demanded, he knew he had failed his mission. " Youre too late Skippa! I have brain-washed the girl of all reciente memories and mental abilities! She can no longet talk to animals, nor does she remember...

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Loving birds... Chaper 1

posted by kowalski99

Kowalski is in his lab fixing a project. A beautful pingüino, pingüino de name Macy. She do science and she can sing. she come up in his lab."Hey Kowalski." dicho Macy. "Hey Macy." dicho Kowalski. "I got to tell tu something." dicho Macy. "What is it Macy?" dicho Kowalski. Want to go walk with me at the central park?" dicho Macy. "Sure." dicho Kowalski. So they are going to walk at the central park. "Kowalski? I got to tell tu something?" dicho Macy. "What is it Macy?" dicho kowalski. Macy is so shy to tell him but she going to say it. "I amor you." dicho Macy.

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Skipper and the church, Chapter seven: I Will Not Bow

posted by beastialmoon

I Will Not Bow

FALL!!

The zoo was in chaos. segundos after kicking Skipper out, lobsters poured in from everywhere around them. All the animales were chained and shackled, trudging back into their pens. The walls around their pens erupted forth a barbwire fence, electrified 1000 volts and sharp to the mere touch. They wrapped around, forming a roof. The remaining penguins put up a fight, but it was no use. There were too many.
Blowhole Laughed.

Now the dark begins to rise
“Save your breath, It’s far from over”

The animales turned to look towards the zoo gates. There, standing on the zoo walls,...

Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, chapter 3: Hero

posted by beastialmoon

Chapter 2 – Hero
Skipper stepped into Marlene’s habitat.
“Marlene, can I ask tu something?

I'm just a step away
I'm just a breath away

Marlene’s corazón did a number on her chest. Was he going to ask?
“What is it, Skipper?”
“I need help getting into the Church across the lot.”
Marlene let go of her breath. She wasn’t even aware that she was holding it.

Losing my faith today
Falling off the edge today

Marlene asked him why.
“Look,” Skipper said

“I am just a man
Not superhuman”

Marlene mumbled the words to herself.

“I'm not superhuman”

Someone save me from the hate

Skiper told Marlene...