Los pingüinos de Madagascar Article: Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

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posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are tu doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't tu be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do tu know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh! No! Sorry, Check the other habitats.

Behind the hay:

Kowalski: Phew! Now. Let's see, my machine is in pieces so I won't be able to fix it fast enough. Hmm. I know! I'll invent a simple reverso ray.
That way everyone will be back to normal soon.

To be continued ...

P.S. The reverso rayo, ray is a rayo, ray that reverses all the damage he does with his inventions. He's offended to make it.

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peacebaby7 Cool! Love the humor and the plot. Great job!

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Nighty Night Ninja

posted by peacebaby7

New Leonard: Take 1

Rat King: "...Awwww! C'mon! There's no fun in beating up a sleeping guy!
...
Not that I won't o anything..."

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *snores*

RK: *shakes Leonard*

Director: "He really went to sleep this time didn't he..."

New Leonard: Take 2

Private: "Skipper! Look!"

Leonard: *jumps out of RK's arms*

Leonard's Dream: Gosh, Princess SelfRespectra! You'll be my best friend forever & ever!!

*RK struggles to keep Leonard from hugging him*

Leonard: "It's better to be friends than to own friends..."

RK: "What are tu doing?!"

Leonard: "Hugs are happiness circles! We mate with...

pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Kowalski (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a asiento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a asiento and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...

pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Private & Rico (from Concrete Jungle Survival)

posted by peacebaby7

Any más Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see tu alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any más advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any más Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any más advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self...

pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Private (from Skorca!)

posted by peacebaby7

Sugar High: Take 1

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the blestrecker, bleh! Sorry, mouth got dry."

Sugar High: Take 2

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a fuego truck!...Or is it engine? Script!"

Sugar High: Take 3

Private: "Too much sugar? What does Skipper know about sugar? I amor sugar & I'm the best reckon man ever! I see a fuego engine! WEEWOOWEEWOO! Arrg, I'm a pirate! Wow! A caterpillar! My name backwards is...Wait, what is my name backwards?"

Sugar High:...

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más Penguins of Madagascar Comedy

posted by queenpalm

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first día at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides tu and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me más about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, tu can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
----------------------
What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...

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The Chosen One (POM version) (Chapter 2)

posted by werockz

Chapter 2- Sailing to Antarctica

Private just ignored. He put up the flag and wore his life vest. "Wait! We will go with you."Skipper said. Private hesitated but sighed. "Fine but we are not eating pescado o any thing. We'll only eat pastas, chocolate balls and for drinks: milk."Private said. "Fine!"Marlene said. They wore their life vests. "But Julien has to stay here because the barco might sink."Private smiled. "No!"Julien exclaimed. They left Julien and the barco moved. At first, it was such a fine weather. The waves moved smoothly. The sun was shining and it was a perfect día for sailing. Just...

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Okarah's Secret: Earth

posted by RockOnPenguin

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled por until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to tu it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

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The Chosen One (POM version)

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Mysterious Birthday
Part 1: Missing
---100 years ago--
All of the penguins of Glacier Park cheered for young Henry's bravery. Henry made his speech with his clever British voice.

Henry: First of all, thank tu for the cheers and applause. This statue was remarkable and very unique. I only have one wish to my family. The real chosen one o the emperor of all penguins will save all humankind and animales 100 years later. I just wish my descendant will try no matter what danger comes. Thank you.

When the penguins cheered, it was the start of a remarkable journey.

---100 years later---
It was...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 10

posted by legendary7

Note: Hey, peeps! I hope tu are enjoying this story. I have really enjoyed escritura this story. It gets really sad, and I even teared up typing this. Thanks so much for reading. tu guys rock! ;) I'd appreciate some comentarios this time. Thanks so much!

A man stepped in the room, a whip and two muzzles in his hands. Cracking the whip, he sent all the penguins running, expect for Rico who just gain consciussness. The man lashed Rico's back and Rico turned to growl, but the man lashed at him more. Rico pounced up trying to attack the foe. Instead of reaching his objective, Rico was seized and hushed...

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Runescape

posted by Metallica1147

Runescape

It's a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The zoo has just closed, the sun is setting, seems like the perfect time for a romantic date. Well one pingüino, pingüino de would disagree with tu right now. Kowalski, who is in his lab, with the door closed on his laptop.

"Yeah! Take that Noobs!" dicho Kowalski.

Its Saturday night, which means for Kowalski all nighter on his laptop. Doing what tu may ask? Well, Kowalski is playing Runescape. An online renaissance style game with dragons, and wizards, and nerd stuff! So that's what Kowalski does on his Saturday nights. Skipper never really mind...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame título is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a rayo, ray gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 minutos I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all año round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 19: Epilogue

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions por Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
tu brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank tu all

But...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 4

posted by legendary7

Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...

Battle across Four Dementions Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up por Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will tu wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few minutos later, Ramon was still fast...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 1:

posted by legendary7

The penguins were asleep in their bunks, but whispers from outside the habitat caught Private's attention. His eyes opened wide instantly. He leaped down and scanned his sleeping friends to see if they were awake.
P: "Kowalski, are tu awake?"
K: "What is it, Private?"
P: "I thought I heard some one outside."
K: "Tell Skipper."
P: "Skippah,"
S: "Private! I'm trying to sleep!"
P: "Sorry, Skippah."
S: "Ugh, alright, Rico."
R: "Wah?"
S: "Go out and buscar for anything suspicious."
R: "Aye, aye,"
Rico waddled out sleepishly. As soon as Rico climbed out of the hatch and on parte superior, arriba of the island, he let out a unalarmed...

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Okarah's Secret: Prologue

posted by RockOnPenguin

It was a sunny morning. Skipper was outside enjoying the fresh air. Marlene was with him.
M: Look at the colorful butterflies!
Marlene watched as the flamboyant creatures floated on by.
S: They sure look beautiful, Marlene.
Suddenly everything got dark. As if nighttime came upon them with great speed.
S: *YAWNS* I think I may take a nap on this soft grass.
M: *yawn* Me too!
Then Skipper and Marlene fell into a deep sleep.
When they finally woke up, they were in an unfamiliar area.
S: Where are we?
M: I don't know.
???: I think I can answer that for you.
Skipper and Marlene looked to they're left and saw...

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Differnet POM fans... Poemz :3

posted by SkippX101

So what does one do when tu can't fall asleep and ur bored? This...These are just poems that i think describe different POM fans (the last is the best)...X3

Anti-guins:

Stuiped people who couldn't see
How wild and free...
We say what we think
We aren't afraid of the brink (tehe Rico)
They just can't admit
Or else they would be más legit

Olmost-guins:

They still hid
They don't know what they can find
They watch in secret
Never knowing if their thoughts should stay... Akepen
They rather keep quite
Trying their best to fight it

Fan-guins

They are proud
Shouting out loud
We are united!
Fights are unacceptable!...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing por a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown pelaje, piel anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Shipwrecked chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the siguiente mourning. my dress was dry again and my shoes aren't wet too. so I woke up and then put on my dress and my shoes back on.

Me: skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) oh Kiva you're awake.

Me: yeah and I got good news and bad news. the good news is that the barco is okay. the bad news is that the rocks smashed the barco into pieces.

Skipper: well so much for our one only ticket getting out of here.

Me: great were stuck in here with no comida no water and no shelter. what are we going to do skipper?! (hugs skipper) I don't want to die I really don't want to die skipper!

Skipper: don't panic. we just...

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Private's Book of Secrets.

posted by CuteCuddly

'Ello, everyone. It's me, Private. I am about to share something very personal with you. I hope tu enjoy.

Date: October 17th.

Dear diary: first time escritura in you. I guess I'm excited. I am doing this at night, because Skippah might not be happy about it.

I must tell tu what happened today.

We were being cute and cuddly as usual. We wanted to get some popcorn. Skippah got Rico and Kowalski to go get it, while I distrcted the boy. I had been working my waddle, so I was well prepared. We succeded and had regurgitaed popcorn. Just like Skippah's mother used to make it.

Then, disaster struck.

Alice...