Los pingüinos de Madagascar Article: Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

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Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

posted by SuperRico

Dumb Kowalski's conversation with Skipper

Kowalski: Hi, I'm a penguin.

Skipper: Okay.

Kowalski: Are tu a penguin?

Skipper: Yes.

Kowalski: Yay! We're sisters!

Skipper: We'd better go outside. It's almost feeding time.

Kowalski: I like feeding things!

Skipper: We are the ones that get fed.

Kowalski: I hate feeding time. Why can't we feed ourselves?

Skipper: tu can.

Kowalski: Yay! I amor lemurs!

Skipper: Fine. *goes up the ladder*

Kowalski: No, Skipper, don't leave me here alone, with all the monsters! *clings onto Skipper's foot like a toddler*

Skipper: Then tu can come out with us.

Kowalski: Hooray for fish!

Skipper: *sigh*

Nachtgeschichte, mostar1219 and 2 others like this

peacebaby7 LOL!!!! SILLY KOWALSKI!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

peacebaby7 ^Maybe you could do one with the other characters? I think you could do one with the lemurs that could crack all of us up! But only if you want to. It's just a suggestion. I'm sure you could crack us up with any of the other characters too.

mostar1219 LOOK OUT, DUMB KOWALSKI'S GOT A NOSE!!!

peacebaby7 ^TALK ABOUT RANDOM! XD

mostar1219 ^ tom ridgewell is the one who originally came up with the nose thing.

legendary7 Hooray for fish!

peacebaby7 ^AND POTATOES!

peacebaby7 YAY! WE'RE SISTERS!!!! What the crap Kowalski!?!? XDXD

mostar1219 ^ first he thinks a beaver is a bird, now he can't tell the difference between a guy and a girl?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! XDXD Private: "But...you're an aquatic bird Kowalski!" Kowalski: *gasp* "I'm a beaver!?"

mostar1219 ^ at least he didn't say Bieber. At that moment, Kowalski probably had the same intellect as Julien, as he also thought a beaver was a bird

peacebaby7 ^IKR? A beaver doesn't even look like a bird! What the crap! XD Julien: "Eh, no. I do not want [i]penguin[/i] for lunch. Gives me the gasses. Eh, maybe another waterbird...Is the beaver fresh today?" XD

mostar1219 ^ and since when does he eat penguins or beavers?

peacebaby7 ^IKR! That's the same thing I wondered when I watched that epi.

mostar1219 ^ that beast!

peacebaby7 ^HOLY CHEESEBURGERS! HE'S A CANNIBAL!!!

mostar1219 ^ LOOK OUT, HE'S GOT A NOSE! AND THE APPETITE OF A SNAKE!!!

peacebaby7 ^LOL! Hey...how do YOU know he has a nose....you been spyin on him? XD

mostar1219 ^ yea, he's been mumbling this morning on how confused he is on a lot of girls liking Kowalski.

peacebaby7 ^Oh wow! LOL! I could see that happening! XD

mostar1219 ^ LOL me too.

CuteCuddly @comments above: What the crinkestien? XD LOL, funny article.

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Are tu okay Julien?

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I Work Alone (15. Credos)

posted by Aquade

"I have a plan, but you're not going to like it," I said.

Skipper glanced at me doubtfully. "I have a feeling that I'm not going to like it too."

Kowalski turned his gaze on me. "What is it?"

I looked at Skipper. "This has something to do with the deal we made earlier. I'll distract X while tu guys escape."

"Hey!" argued Skipper. "When I made that promise earlier, I didn't plan for this."

I glanced sharply at him. "We made a deal, so don't tu tell me that you're going to back out of it."

We reached a dead end. I looked at them all in turn. "Don't tu see? I'm not going to let another pingüino, pingüino de die...

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I Work Alone (8. Badgers)

posted by Aquade

Author's Note: I'm in a very happy mood, and I don't have any homework right now, so I decided that I would post this now. Have fun with it!

“It’s Friday, boys, and tu know what that means.”

Kowalski took out his clipboard as I rolled my eyes. “Recon,” we both said.

“Can we have snow cones later?” asked Private.

Rico nodded vigorously in agreement. Skipper smiled. “I don’t see why not. As long as everything goes as plan.”

I fist pumped the air. We all went topside as Skipper gave us our roles. “Rico, Kowalski, tu have the zoo. Nathan, Private, you’re in the park. I’m...

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What is Alice doing there?!

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" A poem for Doris the Dolphin..." scene.

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Skipper,Kowalski and Rico.

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Mario Park1999 and Luigi Park1999

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Skipper Pez Dispenser

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I Know Her (5): The Other Woman

posted by peacebaby7

Antonio led Marlene through a series of sharp twirls as fast-paced música played through a small radio Antonio had found left on a park bench. Marlene laughed as Antonio held her close and held her in a dip as the last few chords hung in the air. Still holding her, he traced the side of her face with a finger. Then he started to close the distance between their lips. They looked up at the sound of someone clearing their throat.

“Skipper,” Marlene dicho as Antonio pulled her upright with an irritated sigh.

“Yes, Skipper,” he dicho with his voice edgy with sarcasm. He muttered something under...

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How To Be An Annoying fan

posted by Mother-of-PoM

All right boys, stand por for eggnog!

this guy can really hold his nog!

Hold that elevator! (Bonus points if tu say it in Skipper voice)

What goes down, must come up.

Shitake mushrooms! No más Mister Cute and Cuddly.

Holy butterballs!

You didn't see anything... Right?

you! higher mammal. CAN tu READ?

problemo solved!

This is tu captain speaking, i've got good news and bad news, the good news is.. we'll be landing immediatly, the bad news, we are crash-landing!

i dicho kiss IT!

NO! six-two-nine years!

I would like to kiss tu monkey man!

This madness ends now!

Cheese and Crackers!

Hot Fudge!

Smoke Salmon!...

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Cheezy Dibbles are Back ...

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Blushing Clover

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Thoughts on the Penguins of Madagascar Movie

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Earlier this month, I went on a mission that I had been planning since 2011—seeing Penguins of Madagascar on the big screen.

The Madagascar spin-off is a fast-paced, fun adventure, with touching moments and several flipperfuls of good laughs. I have written some of my thoughts on it below. They will be appreciated más por fellow Fanguins than those completely unfamiliar with the characters, so this articulo is más a lista of observations and opinions than a true movie review. Still, I will not spoil too much for those who have not yet seen the film.

Opening

● The movie opens years hace in Antarctica,...

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PoM Sketches (Skilene) por GenJoany

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My Review on the Penguins of Madagascar Movie (some spoilers)

posted by CaptSkipper

This movie was good, but not great. It met my expectations, but did not exceed them much. It was a fun, corazón warming movie, but it didn't carry it out well enough to make me leave the theater and think "Whoa, that was just amazing". I think the negative reviews of this movie made it sound a lot worse than it was. Also it's good to consider that this a movie about Penguins, the side characters from Madagascar, not Penguins, the well-developed characters of the TV show. I think if they made a movie based off of the mostrar o if this movie was longer, it would've turned out much better, but nonetheless,...