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Private's conversation with Cleverbot (not as funny but still good) :)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello there! I'm Private! What's your name? :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot! :).

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

User: I'm good! I'm just watching the Loonacorns! :).

Cleverbot: What do tu watch?

User: The Loonacorns! It's a wonderful mostrar about friendship and heart-warming life lessons! :).

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Princess Self-Respectra is my favorite!

Cleverbot: My favorito! superhero is SUPERMAN.

User: But superman doesn't teach tu any life lessons!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do tu like That 70.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: Are tu asking what crayons are?

User: Uhhhh... No?

Cleverbot: tu are talking to a high school girl named Sarah. What else is there to know about me?

User: What are tu talking about?!

Cleverbot: Anywaysssss.

User: Do tu like caramelo de azúcar con mantequilla, caramelo de mantequilla Lollies? :).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! I amor them! :).

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Do tu like video games?

User: Well the only one I've played is 'Loonacorns: Adventure Through Candytopia'.

Cleverbot: It's an excercise in futility. My programming isn't all logical. I am not where I am useful I might not accept what other say I am useful for.

User: Uhhhhhhh... What?

Cleverbot: Yes that's right.

User: Oh... Ok...? Well Skippa's calling me to training so I have to go now. Bye! I'll talk to tu later! :).

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Bye! :).

Cleverbot: No! Don't leave me!

User: I'm sorry but I have to go.

Cleverbot: I amor you, though!

User: Uhhhhhh......

Cleverbot: What?

EppofangirlXD and peacebaby7 like this

JediPenguin16 Pfft, yes. I wish I had thought of this. Very funny!

Tressa-pom LOL! :D User: Bye! :). Cleverbot: No! Don't leave me! User: I'm sorry but I have to go. Cleverbot: I love you, though! User: Uhhhhhh...... Cleverbot: What?

ricoiswsome Lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol!

peacebaby7 ^^Agreed! That was still really funny! Good job! You should do more!

stlouisfan Cleverbot must be lonely.

yappy24 what is cleverbot?

EppofangirlXD LOL!

_Lexii23_ ^^ www.cleverbot.com :)

xDark_Angelx The ending was my favorite. "I love you, though!"

NoShameHere Oh dear. Please let me personify cleverbot and draw out that last moment.

CuteCuddly ^ You really should!! LOL! This was sooooo funny, Lexii!

TheRatKing1 its spelled LUNACORNS. check the closed captioning if ya don't believe me. but lol, twas funny nonetheless.

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Harry potter meets PoM part 8

posted by alex356

Me:well that should do it
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siguiente morning
Harry:I am telling tu someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were contraseña
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary

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To all the fanboys on this spot!!!!!

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of tu guys feel discriminated against, and that tu believe we fangirls want tu permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank tu all for your time.

~Lilly~

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Interference Chapter 5: Its cena time!!!!

posted by 67Dodge

'Well what are tu gawking at butler?! Go upstairs and fetch the comida what do tu expect me to live on hope?!' yelled Richard, the butler nodded and ran upstairs. 'By the way, your spa appointments for the filthy mammals is in 10 minutes, have a nice day, otter,' dicho Richard, his fishy breath in Marlene's face. 'Aye sir,' coughed Marlene. Richard then walked down a hallway and headed to a door. 'If tu can kindly follow me,' dicho Richard. Then, after following him down the hall, he opened the door to a large mesa, tabla filled with food, Maurice, Kowalski, Rico, Julien, and Mort then ran to the...

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 1, Part 2)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Yay! Moar story! Oh for those who are wondering, Kowalski doesn't get sugar rushed till chapter two... so yeah.... Anyway, I'll shut up and tu just read :)

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Night had fallen on Central Park Zoo. The other penguins had left on a silly little mission, and Skipper left Kowalski at the HQ. For whatever reason, Kowalski didn't know. He didn't want to try to get into Skipper's mind. He had matters of his own to work on. Kowalski was in his lab alone, trying to experiment some more. He was concentrating...

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You've NEVER done it?- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

AT THE PARK!!!!!!!
"Her!?"--"No.."--"Her!?"--"NO RICO! Good golly man!! I want to fecha a PENGUIN!" Rico was trying to help Kowalski find a girlfriend before Skipper and Lilly showed up. Rico already had Juliette, so now all he had to worry about was his best buddy. "Hey boys! Sorry were late. Skipper and I were having a conversation. What did we miss?" Lilly asked as she tossed a frisbee to Kowalski. "Nothing much. Rico is trying to get me a 'girl'." Kowalski respond as he tossed it back. Lilly rolled her eyes and caught the frisbee. "Really? Come on Kowalski. tu don't have to hook up with...

navidad part 2

posted by alex333

siguiente morning
Alex: *yawns*
Skipper:*yawns* what ?
Alex: huh?
Skipper and Alex: whoa
Skipper: thats werid
Alex: *laughs* yeah
Private: skippa
Kolwaski: skipper
Rico: skipper!
Skipper: kolwaski , private, Rico
Kolwaski: your awake
Skipper: what happen what día is it
Private: it's the día before navidad
Skipper: IT'S WHAT
Alex: it's what oh my gosh *gets up from the couch*
Kolwaski: oh skipper met a girl oh lalala
Private: maybe it's his lady friend
Skipper: shut it men
Alex:I am back *sits on the sofá * tu guys want to see what I got?
The penguins: sure
Justin: Alex !
Alex: tu guys got to hide...

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Kowalski's jealous side!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

"I amor tu my darling." Lilly dicho blankly as she fed Kowalski a chocolate-sardine. *ugh....how degradeing....* " Oh, this is the best invention EVER!!" Kowalski dicho happily as he munched on the fish. "Now all I have to do is keep that bow on her for another twelve hours and she will be forever mine!" Just then, Kitka swoops down from above. " hola Lilly. Wanna hang out?" She asked in a friendly way. "I don't know. Do I?" Lilly asked as she turned to Kowalski. "Aw alright. " He dicho playfully. Then Kitka grabbed Lilly and they flew away.
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ZOOVINEIR SHOP:SKIPPER+KITKA!!...

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I won't say I'm in love.singers:marlene and mittens(bolt)

posted by anna447

(as marlene realazes she's maybe in amor with newbe timon(the lion king)she sings not knowing that mittens the cat is watching)
marlene:if theres a prize for rotten jugement.I geass I already won that.no man is worth the agrevachen,thats anchight heastrey been there done that
mittens:who tu think your kidding he's the earth and haven to tu try to keep it hidden huney I can see right trough you(marlene:oh noooooo)girl tu can't cancelar it I know how tu feel and who tu thinking of
marlene:oooh no chance no way I won't say it no no
mittens:you swoon tu sigh why deni it oh oh
marlene:its too cleza...

The secret child! - Part 2: The confrontation.

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly woke up soon after, holding her stomach. " tu do know tu have to tell Skipper about this. Right?" Gloria asked sternly. Lilly shook her head. " Yeah, I know. But I don't know how he'll take it."
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LATER IN THE HQ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lilly was on the floor, trying to wake Skipper up. "W-w-what happened?" Skipper asked dazily. Lilly looked at him. " Im pregnant." She dicho bluntly. "Oh yeah." Skipper replied, then he fainted again.
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2 HOURS LATER!!!!!!!!
Skipper wakes up YET AGAIN! " Will tu STOP DOING...

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sleeping marlene part 2

posted by anna447

when marlene told the 3 good sorrsoreises about the boy she meet they told her she wasa princess and was betrochered to prince tamon.she was unhappy that she would not get to marry the man she loved.meanwile prince tamon thourt the girl was a pesent and told his uncele about her.the prince did'nt know he fall in amor with the very girl he was ganna be foresed to marry.at the same time princess marlene was at the casele wepping about how she was not ganna marry who she loved.jane got marlene to the easten tower.as the sun begin to sat the good sorrsoreises flowed marlene. but when they got there...

A week with the girls!- Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

THE FOURTH DAY!
( ELAPSED TIME!)
There are no missions to complete, so the penguins just chill out and have fun! Skipper and Lilly are swimming in the lake in Central Park, havi'n fun, when they hear a shrill scream coming from the lémur, lemur habitat. " MORT!" They yell, and they were off.
---....---....---....---....---....---....- THE lémur, lemur HABITAT!
Skipper and Lilly arive just in time to see Mort scrunched up in a cute little fluffy ball, crying. " I-I saw things, HORRIBLE THINGS!" The poor little lémur, lemur cried. " What did tu see Mort!?" Skipper asked hastily. " Somebody SHAVED MARLENE!!!" Mort...

What tu don't know won't hurt you- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

Rico regurgitated a flame thrower and it landed in Skipper's flippers. Then he aimed it straight att Lilly! "No!!!!" Cried Kowalski and Private as they hugged eachother. Skipper's gone INSAINE!!! Skipper pulled the trigger and sent a huge flame straight for Lilly's butt! She instantly felt the seiring pain and woke up. " AHHH!!! What the--" Lilly saw the sneers on her friend's faces. " Uh.. hola boys... watch'a up to?" Lilly knew why they were angry with her. Skipper just had to say something about what she did, and he's just FULL of paranoia. " Why did tu steal Kowalski's invention!? Are you...

Lilly! Don't go! - Part 2

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as the queen looks around the habbitat for her daughter Lilly dives underwater. ( Why is she here! She wasn't supposed to know where I am! I told her I was in Monticarlo!) Lilly thought to herself. Then one of the beefy bodygaurds pulls Lilly out of the water, and places her in front of her mother. " PRINCESS LILLIAN! HOW DARE tu LIE TO ME ABOUT YOUR WEARABOUTS?! I THOUGHT tu WERE IN THE MONTICARLO TRAINING FACILITY FOR PRINCESSES!!!" " Heh heh. Lillian." Skipper jokes to the boys. " Mother. How did tu find out where I am!?" " Who told you?! Kam, Roxy, Joaney!?" Lilly asked feeling...

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Secret admirer- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

" It says. My Dearest Lilly, I have had these feelings for tu for a long time now. These feelings of love,and compassion. I wish we could be together for all eternity, but alass, tu don't even know I exist. Love, your secret admirer." When Mason looked up from Phill's hand movements Lilly was watching with a rather seductive face. It turns out that Kowalski was right. She can't be subjected to any sighns of amor o affection while on the hormone stabilizer, because it will make her even más mate hungry than before!!! Normally, any male would kill to have Lilly for a mate, but when she's...

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A Little Girly To Rescue

posted by EppofangirlXD

A Little Girly To Rescue

By EppogirlXD

"Smile and wave boys, smile and wave," Skipper dicho grinning, looking at the new group of school children who had just stopped por their habitat. It was routine–everyday, they acted cute and did performances for the humans. Nothing ever went wrong on this perfectly sunny day–until now.

The kids were squealing and running around while the teachers tried to keep them at bay. "Okay, now kids," Their teacher was now out of breath, "Line up here with your buddies."

Still squealing and laughing, the kids stumbled in front of their teacher in two lines with their...

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lions,and tigers,AND PENGUINS?! chaper1: the rumor

posted by fun123fun

NOTE: IN THIS SERIES SOME OF THE STORYS IS BASE ON A TURE STORY
NOTE2: THIS STORY HAS NO LIONS IN IT EVEN IF THE título SAYS LIONS

One día the penguins were keeping the crowd entertined por doing there adorible tricks. The mostrar was over and the crowed was off going to see other animales where más people went to see them untill they heard people screming.

"what was that skippa?"private said
"thats just the crowd talking about the show"skipper said
"no not that that. that" kowlski dicho and turned skipper around and points where the sound is comeing from.
the screaming stoped and there the penguins...

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The New Recruit: Part 6

posted by TeamPeeta649

The boys were out on the platform, doing their morning stretches. But Kowalski's mind was somewhere else. It was on Tara. It was the día after they had kissed and his head was in the clouds.

Skipper:"Kowalski!"

The rest of the team was watching him as he stared at nothing. Kowalski shook his head as if to clear it.

Kolwalski:"Huh? What? Oh, sorry. I was just um...thinking about one of my new inventions."
Skipper:"Think about that on your own time Kowalski. We've got training to do."

They contiuned on with their exercises but Kolwalski still couldn't concentrate. Finally Skipper told him to take...

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Skipper and the Church, Epilogue: Return

posted by beastialmoon

Everyone was gathered around the billboard. A sign, legible only por the chimps, had been tacked on the billboard.

“Excuse me, coming through, excuse me.” Marlene pushed her way to the front of the crowd. she tried to make sense of the markings, but could not.

“What’s it say?” she asked Mason.

“There is a guest speaker this Sunday for the morning service. Although who, it doesn’t say.”

The crowd murmured. Who could be speaking? They wondered. their best speaker so far had been a guacamayo, guacamaya from the Washington Zoo, and even he stumbled a bit.

Sunday came, and the whole zoo crowded...

Voliet's Revenge: 3

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

"Hand me those needle nose pilers." ordered a female machanist. "Here tu go, sweetheart." dicho a male voice. "Hey, Janie, there's another mustango, mustang in need of a battery." "Not now, Emilie." "Chance?" asked Emilie. "Tell them to bring it in tomorrow." "K." replied Emilie. "So how's your little sis, Kaitlyn." "Dunno, don care." dicho the skinny pingüino, pingüino de simply. But she knew everything that had been going on, on the humanless island. Little did anyone know she was a spy and assassin for Voliet.

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"Wakey wakey." "Whaaa!?" Kaitlyn immediatly jumped up. "Hello, pretty...

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Chapter 3: I find a File that says Kaboom.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

"Uncle Skipper?" I dicho in a hush tone as I peeked my head inside the door. I could hear my sister Athena getting all flattered por the comentarios they had made about her.
"Uncle Skipper? Your arch nemesis is the TV..."
Skipper tossed to the other side "ughh he got in prison..That's nice Kowalski.. Go and finish that invention of yours..."
"No! Uncle Skipper it's Widget! Dr. Blowhole is on the TV!" I started to tap him.
Skipper smacked my flipper away like I was a fly.
"Only one thing to do..." I pushed him out of the bed. That got him up.
His eyes had fuego in them "Widget! Didn't I tell tu NOT TO...