Los pingüinos de Madagascar Article: POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

POM Group Therapy (spoof of collegehumor's "Cereal Mascots Therapy Session")

posted by mostar1219

Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a maní, cacahuete mantequilla winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist.
K: (yelling) WHAT DID tu SAY?
Me: Alright, settle down.
K: (strangling Julien) SAY IT TO MY FACE, LEMUR!!
Me: Speaking of which, Kowalski, have tu tried to persuade yourself to occupy your time in a way that didn't involve any of your science experiments?
K: Well, I did a word search.
Me: And?
K: (shamefully) I ended up teleporting myself into the word search.
Me: Then, it's time tu should try to find some time to get out of the lab. (Phil does some sign language)
Mason: Phil is saying, "Kowalski, I don't see why tu don't just make your scientific obsession useful por taking care of the world's neat freaks?" (slaps Phil upside the head) Keep it up, Scary Stinkzilla!
R: (translated) THAT'S the kind of attitude that encourages those to fear me and treat me like a freak!
Me: How does that make tu feel?
R: Ashamed, alone and an outcast. It's like they're the most crazed Lenards in the world. (yelling to the back corner) No offense.
Lenard: (from back corner) NONE TAKEN!
KJ: Either that, o you're just the most oblivious, psychoticest, mental pingüino, pingüino de ever.
Me: Julien, you're out of line!
KJ: That's KING Julien!
K: (sarcastically) Yea, like tu REALLY have royal blood in you. And I should know, I checked Julien's blood while he was sleeping.
P: Ewww! And, also, I need a hit.
Becky: Looks like someone's...
Stacy: ... off the wagon!
Me: Becky, Stacy, we talked about gaining up on others. tu girls need to find your own individual voices.
S: What the hell is up with tu girls, anyway?
Me: Skipper, tu look awfully bitter.
S: I haven't been myself lately.
Me: Is your girlfriend's moble bipolar disorder still causing problems in your relationship?
Marlene: (partially outside of the zoo) Why I outta pounce on you, Skipper and... (partially in the zoo) snuggle you.
P: Well, it could be worse. tu could be one of the gorillas.
Bada: Ey, yo, Bing, tu ain't gonna shove me.
Bing: I ain't shovin' you, Bada. (they end up fighting)
Me: And, Maurice, how are the pain relief pills for your back working out?
Maurice: They're doing alright. (sits up and his back cracks) OWW!
Mort: (walks out of a closet with a lot of sugar) HEY! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! (eats all the sugar) OH, FIND THE FEET!
KJ: Don't touch the FEET! (kicks Mort out of the window)
Roger: I want my money back.

RTE33 NICE! XD Good Story!

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The Goo Changer(Part6) Finale Results

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs misil launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might...

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Last chapter)

posted by imskipper

Greetings! Here is Skipper again and again, I'll always be the narator and the writter of this book anyway. I think this chapter have less action on the fight. Well, this is the last chapter. The story was kinda short. Leave a comentario of tu want to. Keep your self being honest. If tu are being honest, tu will gain trust. Thanks for lectura and finishing the story!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter IV - The Creature of Greed
Author : Skipper the penguin

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We are on our own bunks, still sleeping. But suddenly..."AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!...

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Chapter II)

posted by imskipper

Hello soldiers! Skipper is back and I am now presenting to tu the segundo chapter of Providing Pro-vider of The Penguins of Madagascar. So leave a comentario if tu have a opinion, any opinion. If there's something wrong, tell me. So enjoy, hope tu soldiers like it!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter II - Curiosity
Author : Skipper the penguin

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While we penguins are sleeping, the leamurs are in their bouncy bed, staying awake. The leamurs where curious about us penguins. Julien is thinking of why didn't us penguins...

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The Blood Night Chapter 3: The Dark Forest

posted by 67Dodge

"Wh-who are tu over there?" asked Private, as the figure approached them. "I am The Digger, a surviving pingüino, pingüino de that will cannibalize," dicho The Digger, licking his beak. "You mean, y-y-you're gonna eat us?!" asked Kowalski in alarm. "Not really, tu guys are too thin, say, haven't I seen tu around here? Trying to find a way to kill us all?" asked The Digger, taking a grip with his bloody flipper on Kowalski's flipper. The Digger's fishy breath and nasal-sounding voice convinced them that the Digger works in an unclean underground area, eating pescado o his own working partners, he wore very...

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Harry potter meet PoM part 7

posted by alex356

Me:hagrid mayfol call me and hermimeo
Hagrid:what
Me:mudblood
Hagrid:*gasp* no he didn't
Me:yes
Harry:what's a mudblood
Hagrid:it's someone tu who's parents is it a wizard
Me:well I am pure blooded
Harry:how?
Me:mom and dad
Hagrid:she right Lilly and James potter were wizards and ce to HogWarts
Ron:well what *throws up a slug*
Me:ewwwwww
Hermimeo:my parents aren't wizards
Me:it's alright
At the griffndory house
Me:well what we now is that someone open the chamber
Skipper:the chamber?
Harry:we can go see the chamber in the old girl's bathroom
Me:right but what about moaning myrtle
Ron:right she pretty scarder
Skipper: hello but-
Herminoe:oh don't be a chicken
Skipper:HEY WHAT'S THE CHAMBER
Me:oh sorry the chamber is where something keeps coming from there we don't know what it is o who open it

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The Hidden (Chapter V - The Confession)

posted by LifelessPenguin

I think Skipper is hiding something from us all the time. He hasn't talked to us since the mission in the lémur, lemur habitat. BUT MAYBE THIS IS THE TIME THAT SOMETHING WILL BE REVEALED. I'm pretty sure about it. I've been saying it all this time in this story.

After that, Skipper set another rendezvous again. He dicho he will be confessing something to us. Well, that was awkward. Every time Skipper confesses something to us, it is always about that cruel and no-good dolphin, Dr. Blowhole. Maybe he will talk about it o maybe he will not. Let us see later.

Five hours have passed, then, the rendezvous...

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pom t o d part 1

posted by anna447

anna:ok everyone
bolt: why are we here?
anna:I keeped having a dream that this was ganna happen.
Timon:o.k
cookie:right
(ogway puffs out of nowere)
ogway:this an't the bathroom.
anna:down the hall first door on the left.
(ogway leaves)
tigeress:ok
po:that was strange.
anna:anywhy well we don't have any dares so I'll make my own.
1.cookie,sqrut and lucky have to sing forget about amor with cookie plays the gal.p.s this is my 2nd fav song
2.timon has to kiss marlene on the lips for 2 hours.
3.tigeress tell the others your crush out of the kfp boys.
cookie,marlene and tigeress:WHAT!
anna:lucky plays aladden...

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Lilly's sister!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

Lilly stood up and lept out of the habitat. Skipper tried to go after her, but Marlene,Julien and Maurice wouldn't let him through. "You don't understand! I didn't kiss Crystal, SHE kissed ME!" Skipper protested, hoping that his friends will believe him, but instead they just scowled even more. Suddenly, something in Skipper's brain clicked! He finaly realized that he could PROVE his innocence! They were in Kowalski's lab when the kiss occoured, and Kowalski had just finished installing video cameras in there! Skipper smiled and turned to run to the HQ but Maurice jumped on him, and crushed...

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Lilly's sister!- Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

It's a beautiful morning in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are cleaning the HQ. " Skipper. Where do tu want this?" Lilly asked as she held up a hula-girl bobble head doll that had it's head taped on. (get it!?) "Uh, just toss it in the trash." He replied as he dusted the stuffed fish. Just then, Private darts in to the HQ, holding Lilly's communicator. " Lilly! tu have a message from some female. She claims to be your sista!" Lilly made a pissed off face, and her eye began to twitch viggerously. " Give me the communicator Private..." Lilly demanded. Private flun the device to her...

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Sugar Rushed (Chap 2, Part 2 and Epilogue)

posted by Katie_Kat200

Lets see how Skipper and the gang solve this problem that Kowalski has been struck with...

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“WOO HOO! I AM AWESOMNESS!” Kowalski screamed, running around in circles in the park. Kowalski suddenly flopped into a heap, and giggled.

“Oh, that was fun,” Kowalski muttered and stuffed más dulces into his beak. He reached into his bag to grab another flipperful, and gasped.

“SOMEONE ATE ALL MY CANDY! No wait that was me. That means I have to scold myself. How could tu Kowalski!? I don’t...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 8: Your Work and Nothing más

posted by jackandjill2

Kowalski was obsessed. This fact became all too clear to Katrina after, yet again, she'd woken up to discover his cama untouched and the laboratory door locked. This was the fourth time in less than two weeks he'd done this! Even worse… she hadn't even been able to speak to him privately (or much at all) for days now - after Rico would unlock the door, he'd rush out of the lab and outside for warm-ups without so much as a 'good morning'.

Kowalski never seemed to understand why she was so upset - when Katrina would confront him during the zoo hours to talk to him about the situation, he was...

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 7:

posted by jackandjill2

I expect to see some COMMENTS!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
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Kowalski, on the night of Savio's death, had made a decision to never let Adrian out of the seguro confines of his mind ever again. He'd stuck to it for two weeks now - seeing Marlene the way she was had been cause and motivation enough. He'd done other things with the experiment - watched reaction of the chemicals as he added different substances to them. He'd made little to no progress, but he was determined to stick to his decision.

But now, after two weeks, something different...

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New Hero Chapter 1

posted by SkipperXLisa

The footsteps of webbed feet got louder as Blowhole's enemy walked

right into the trap he had laid for him. Suddenly, a black-and-white animal

flashed across the clearing. Skipper came to a stop up against the smooth

gray wall. He then stealthily slid to a small door at the end of the corner in

the desolate

room. Once he got the entry to the siguiente area, he cautiously brought his

flipper to the knob. Once he was almost touching it, he quickly grabbed it.

He then turned key to revealing a new territory. Once the wooden portal

was wide open, his foe stepped into range of his trick. The penguin's eyes

widened...

Battle of the Boroughs, C4

posted by beastialmoon

Private ran back to the island, jumping into the fishbowl hole. At the same time, Skipper was doing the same thing. They each bonked on the head, bouncing off of each other and landing on opposite sides of the fishbowl.

“Ugh. Skipper? What are tu doing up and about?” Private asked

“I could ask tu the same question!”

“No tu couldn’t, I only – well, yeah, tu could.”

“So what WERE tu doing, Private?” They both stood up, staring the other down.

“I asked first.”

“But I’m your commanding officer.”

“You were demoted.”

“I still outrank you.”

“Fine, I was chasing...

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Tis' the Green-Eyed Monster chapter 4

posted by jackandjill2

Since they didn’t get the full night’s recon in, Skipper, Private, and Rico went out early the siguiente morning to check everything out. Ian replaced Kowalski, who was still berating himself in a corner. Ian saw the chance to put his siguiente step into action. So, before the new team left, Ian whispered to Kowalski:
“I just feel so terrible about what happened last night. Here, let me give tu some advice: go to Marlene.”
“What?” Kowalski said. What did she have to do with any of this?
“Ask her to talk tu up to Skipper. She has his ear, not to mention his heart, and he will listen. You...

My PoM fantasía World

posted by Metallica1147

My PoM fantasía World

Well if tu read my PoM fan fiction stories, that pretty much my fantasy, but if tu haven’t I’ll tell tu guys. Well first of all I’m an nutria just chilling at the zoo with the penguins, Marlene :3 XD! Also the lemurs (from time to time :p) and also everyone else in the zoo. And someone people do know I like Marlene, so tu are maybe thinking “Okay you’re an nutria so I’m guessing Branlene happens instead of Skilene -_-” Well… nope, I let Skilene happen, so Skipper and Marlene are together and also I dedicated...

Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version) Chapter 3

posted by Metallica1147

Author’s note: Yeah don’t expect much talking in this chapter; actually I’m just typing this as I go. So yeah if this chapter sucks I’m sorry please don’t hate me.
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Skipper got to the siguiente room, he entered the Alchemy Laboratory. As he made his way though and started to battle skeleton warriors yet again. Skipper still only had the short sword that he got from the last room but he still had to fight. He killed the warrior and it drops its shield. It was only a shield made of leather, but like the short...

Dr.blowehole vrs.team penguins (chapter five)

posted by warpenguin

So war pingüino, pingüino de find out that macean was kidnapped por blowehole so war pingüino, pingüino de ran as fast as he can to the penguins HQ but when he got there kowalski was the only one there playing with his jelleton monster."kowlski do tu have a teleaporter?"asked war pingüino, pingüino de sounded in a hurry."um...yes but why do tu asked?"asked Kowalski."um...why do tu have a jelleton monster?I bet it can grow and destroy the whole zoo and maby the whole city of new york."said war penguin."I asked tu first."reminded kowalski."Ok I just whant to use it to teleaport to Dr.Blowehole ship to rescue all of the penguins frome...

Dr.blowhole vrs. team penguins (chapter one)

posted by warpenguin

It was 1:00am and skipper and the whole zoo was asleep and all of a sudden aloude nosies happen at the flamingos hbbitat.When all of the animales in the centeral park zoo woke up and went to the flamingos habitat allof the flamingos aere gone."Something happen to the flamingos habitat" Kowalski said."The sky spirets must be angry at us." suggested king juilean."What no the sky spirets is not appart of this but someone is."said skipper.Then a pingüino, pingüino de discise as a flamenco, flamingo came out."Hey skipper look one flamenco, flamingo is out."Privaet shouted to skipper.The pingüino, pingüino de shouted "I am not a flamenco, flamingo I am a...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 6)

posted by Metallica1147

autor note: Just a warning the song in this chapter is very sad so be prepared.
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Chapter 6: Nothing Else Matters

The siguiente morning Marlene woke up, and she looked over at Brandon’s cama to see if he was there. He was but he was still asleep with his almohada over his head. Marlene wanted to talk to him about last night, but for now she just let him sleep. So she deiced to go out side for a swim. After a half an hora of swimming she got out, but then she stared to hear a sound. It sounded like a guitar, and it was coming...