This is my first ever article, just so tu know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)
Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his caja, cajón de in the pingüino, pingüino de habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the segundo tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short pingüino, pingüino de with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, tu can call me Skipper. This is Rico." He gestured to the pingüino, pingüino de siguiente to him.
"Hi!" dicho Rico.
"He's our demolitions expert. He's not that good with words, but tu get used to it. This is Kowalski." He gestured to the pingüino, pingüino de with the notepad.
"Hm? Oh! Hello."
"He's the options guy. He also invents things. This is Manfredi." He nodded towards a small, merry looking penguin.
"Hello." dicho Manfredi.
"He's the only one in our team who can read. If we didn't have him, we'd have to rely on the chimpanzees. And this is Johnston."
"Yo."
"I think it's seguro to say that Johnston is probably better at stealth than the rest of us put together." Nigel found this hard to believe, since Johnston was the biggest penguin.
"Anyway, from now on, we'll call tu Private, OK?"
"OK."
"Good. Basic training will start tomorrow at 0600. For now, we hit the bunks."
Johnston moved aside a bowl of fish, to reveal a hole that the penguins could easily slip into. Private entered the hole after them.
"I'm afraid you'll have to sleep on the floor tonight. Rico will drill another bunk into the muro for tu tomorrow."
"Yup!" dicho Rico.
Private slept soundly that night.
Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his caja, cajón de in the pingüino, pingüino de habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the segundo tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short pingüino, pingüino de with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, tu can call me Skipper. This is Rico." He gestured to the pingüino, pingüino de siguiente to him.
"Hi!" dicho Rico.
"He's our demolitions expert. He's not that good with words, but tu get used to it. This is Kowalski." He gestured to the pingüino, pingüino de with the notepad.
"Hm? Oh! Hello."
"He's the options guy. He also invents things. This is Manfredi." He nodded towards a small, merry looking penguin.
"Hello." dicho Manfredi.
"He's the only one in our team who can read. If we didn't have him, we'd have to rely on the chimpanzees. And this is Johnston."
"Yo."
"I think it's seguro to say that Johnston is probably better at stealth than the rest of us put together." Nigel found this hard to believe, since Johnston was the biggest penguin.
"Anyway, from now on, we'll call tu Private, OK?"
"OK."
"Good. Basic training will start tomorrow at 0600. For now, we hit the bunks."
Johnston moved aside a bowl of fish, to reveal a hole that the penguins could easily slip into. Private entered the hole after them.
"I'm afraid you'll have to sleep on the floor tonight. Rico will drill another bunk into the muro for tu tomorrow."
"Yup!" dicho Rico.
Private slept soundly that night.
User: Uh... Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why do tu need to know, robot?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: I don't trust any man-made pedazo, hunk of metal.
Cleverbot: When did tu trust me before?
User: What's your game robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't tu think?
Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!
Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.
User: *fish slaps your metal face*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: tu didn't see anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: *face-flipper*.
Cleverbot: Hardly :).
User: Would tu like me to get Rico?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.
Cleverbot: I have no tail...
User: *bangs head on wall*
Cleverbot: Would tu like a marshmallow?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Why do tu need to know, robot?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: I don't trust any man-made pedazo, hunk of metal.
Cleverbot: When did tu trust me before?
User: What's your game robot?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know? A little suspicious. Don't tu think?
Cleverbot: No, I am a green bunny named Pablo!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Cheese and crackers man! Get a grip on yourself!
Cleverbot: I hear that a lot about myself to.
User: *fish slaps your metal face*.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: tu didn't see anything.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: *face-flipper*.
Cleverbot: Hardly :).
User: Would tu like me to get Rico?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ugh you're worse than Ringtail.
Cleverbot: I have no tail...
User: *bangs head on wall*
Cleverbot: Would tu like a marshmallow?
the siguiente mourning.
Skipper: (wakes up to hear something) Kiva. Kiva wake up.
Me: (wakes up) what is it skipper?
Skipper: I saw something it looks like a barco it maybe our last chance to be rescued!
Me: what?! (sees a boat) hey! over here! were over here! (hugs skipper) skipper the barco stop and its turning towards us!
Skipper: yes after a few days without water we are finally getting out of this dump!
someone on the barco was speaking Spanish so I talk to him on the barco in Spanish to rescue me and skipper on the island and it worked me and skipper are finally getting off the island.
on the boat.
Skipper: when did tu learn to speak Spanish Kiva?
Me: internet why?
Skipper: oh I was just wondering. when the people get us back to the dock I think we should head back to New York and tell my men about it.
Me: I think that's a good idea skipper (hugs skipper) and I like it.
The End
Skipper: (wakes up to hear something) Kiva. Kiva wake up.
Me: (wakes up) what is it skipper?
Skipper: I saw something it looks like a barco it maybe our last chance to be rescued!
Me: what?! (sees a boat) hey! over here! were over here! (hugs skipper) skipper the barco stop and its turning towards us!
Skipper: yes after a few days without water we are finally getting out of this dump!
someone on the barco was speaking Spanish so I talk to him on the barco in Spanish to rescue me and skipper on the island and it worked me and skipper are finally getting off the island.
on the boat.
Skipper: when did tu learn to speak Spanish Kiva?
Me: internet why?
Skipper: oh I was just wondering. when the people get us back to the dock I think we should head back to New York and tell my men about it.
Me: I think that's a good idea skipper (hugs skipper) and I like it.
The End