Harry groaned. "Where are tu going with this?" Voldemort shrugged. "I don't know. It's your wet dream. Do tu get off on hearing me say that we're not really that different?"
SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.
The ex-Dark Lord of the Wizarding World asks the Boy-Who-Lived to marry him in a muggle way. Some prompted fluff for the pairing that needs it the most. -TRHP pairing-Drabble-
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' o 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.