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Pet Truths
posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Some self-evident truths about pets...

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although gatos are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and gatos instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutos sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, gatos shred.

I wonder if other perros think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation...
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Good Girl, Bad Girl
posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot por loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that tu are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls amor Italian food...
Bad girls amor Italian waiters.
Most Embarrassing
posted by Bdavisbrookeme
The following are the parte superior, arriba four winners from a "Most Embarrassing Moments" contest:

1. "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other adults. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now,'
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and dicho in a voice just as threatening, 'If tu don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw tu besar Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this...
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Pinja Teletubbies :D
Pinja Teletubbies :D
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Source: fotos from you, stolen por me!
29 Annoying Ways to Order pizza
posted by mollyx365
Because we all amor pizza so what`s más fun than being annoying while ordering it?


29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press misceláneo numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would tu please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation tu are...
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Cat's bday presents
Cat's bday presents
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misceláneo
misceláneo
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Source: Lots Of Jokes
Hangover Ratings
posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?

1 estrella hangover *

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving tu a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that tu are able to function relatively well. However, tu are still parched. tu can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a hamburguesa con queso and a side of fries.



2 estrella hangover **

Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. tu may look okay but tu have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee tu chug to...
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Chimp raping a frog, EWWWW
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POOR FROG! OMFG
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pinja
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Happy birthday Dawn ♥
Happy birthday Dawn ♥
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Shamone || FOTM interview with Cat {Who's Bad}
posted by ritergrl
1. tu WON! How do tu feel?
I did! =D
I feel amazing and SO happy that people think I deserve this for some reason. =’] <3

Honestly, it’s all your fault guys. I would never have anyone to talk to/make picks about if it wasn’t for all the Pinjas en general, general awesomeness.

2. What would tu say the secret to your Pinja success is?
Oh well. Since tu asked so nicely, I will tell everybody the key to my success. xD
The truth is that I hire stalkers and make them perra about us when I’m around. Then I’m always present when the drama happens. =P
.....
Nahh, there’s really no secret....
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misceláneo (south park mexican) song! Pinja theme song? ;)
posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Stay on your grind (oh I know I know I tu know)
Stay on your grind (my people)
Stay on your grind (everybody)
Stay on your grind (and can tu feel me yeah)

[Verse 1]
Hustlas
Dont give a fuckstas
And we smoke like broke down mufflas
Paint pictures
Write scriptures
At the beach
30 deep riding ninjas
Smoke a owl I cant go without it
Me and my crew we always joke about it
In the back of the tour bus
With a gorgeous
Little ho just fucking all four of us
The game Lord its the drugs and fast hoes
Hotels with the beds with brass poles
Sip gallons
Cant keep my balance
I'ma have to shine like the boy Ritchie Valens
Iced...
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Murphy's Other Fifteen Laws
posted by isabelle_905
From an email.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until tu hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A día without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live por the sword get shot por those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime tu have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is dicho that if tu line up...
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1 mes and 15 days left
1 mes and 15 days left
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Happy Bday S!
Happy Bday S!
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Pinjas Secret Santa
Pinjas Secret Santa
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WOW...Lovely interview with AMAZING Tool aka my daughter!
posted by Georgia93
OMG. What could be better than interviewing Obama? That’s right, people. Interviewing Tool. She’s much más interesting after all..like DUH! HAHAHA Congrats baby. It was about freaking time tu won. Anyway..I’ll cut the crap and start with the questions.
PS: If this interview doesn’t get at LEAST 10 comments, tu all will be burned.

1How do tu feel that tu finally won?
How I feel? I feel MegaSuperFantasticAwesomeAndsofuckingCOOL!

2.Do tu think the Pinjas will ever be like they were? Like..not dead?

Well, lately it has been dead, BUT thats because people are so busy, which is totally...
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nickelback Photograph Parody
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música
youtube
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To Radi XD
To Radi XD
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Source: Me and my friend
romanian humor
romanian humor
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