Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral...
Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make amor with you.
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit tu first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give tu a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the...
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