First of all congrats to Sarah Beara for winning due to her epic nature! Now let's get started!

If tu were a tree, what kind would tu be?
Ermm, LOLWTF. I'd say Sunburst Golden Honey Locust, cause seriously, saying that is shitloads of fun. But in honesty, a link as it's one of the "classier" trees xD. And tu all know I'm the epitome of class.

How would tu react if tu are transformed into a duck?
I'd be like! ZOMGQUACK! Then I'd swim for a while & seek refuge on a pirate ship where I would be smart & funny for them if they could turn me back / not eat me. If there are no...

Yayyyy! Congrats Nate! First winner & TOTALLY deserved. This was wayy too fun to interview soo ... enjoy!

Congrats, tu won! How do tu feel?
Thank you, I feel on parte superior, arriba of the world o some shit like seriously this is one of the coolest accomplishments internet wise that I’ve recieved and I’m very proud of how far the pinjas have come in the nearly 7 mes reign.

If tu could dedicate this winning to anyone, who would it be?
I’d dedicate this winning to all the pinjas because without them that spot would be nothing, they continuously add stuff and keep the spot alive, which I am absolutely...

A Ninja Pirate o Pirate Ninja, also known as a Pinja, is the rare half-breed of the already powerful Pirates and Ninjas. The true origin of this god like race is shrouded in mystery, so secret that many Pinja are unclear on exactly the details of their kind.

Origins of the Pinja:

There are many theories on where o how the Pinja came into existence, none have been verified o proven.

1)    The Royal Union; historians in anterior times have claimed that during medieval times the war between the Pirate and Ninja clans were at a all time high, however while these powerful families...

CHAPTER THREE!
You’re a part of my entity, here for infinity!


G: Whaaat did shee saaaaay (8)
S: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
G: RAT????????
S:YES! YOU!
G: What?
S: This song again? Are tu trying to kill me?
G: Oh my God. I forgot it’s on the black list.
S: Remind me to get tu a memory someday.
G: Whatever. tu know tu amor my voice.
S: Who told tu that again?
G: You. Remember when you…
S: …when I was drunk!
G: WHORE!
S: SLUT!
Tool: What is going on?
S&G: WHAT?
Tool: Why are tu two arguing?
S: We’re not.
Tool: The whole block has heard you.
G: Did tu hear anything? *looking at S*
S: Nope. And...

Ways to be truly offensive at a funeral...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make amor with you.

Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit tu first.

Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

Ask someone to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

Ask the widow to give tu a kiss.

Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

Tell the...

lmao! Just got this 5 minutos ago. Enjoy!

God works in mysterious ways

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes,...

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" o "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He dicho he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me...

I was bored =/ I tried to put just the people that I see around most as opposed to people that only pop in every now and then so if I didn’t put tu in it, I’m sorry

LPers, BLers gather here
And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing tu should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before tu decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...

I'm bored and procrastinating packing for the millionth time in my life so i looked up everyone's birthday number and it gave some cool info!
ps. i didn't know everyones years so i checked their profiles assuming that's right.

also i'm so so so sorry if i missed tu i didn't mean to!

oh and i thought these facts were almost exactly right. :]
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January
Jenelle
~You Are a Guru
Spiritual and thoughtful, tu tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet tu remain calm.
Although tu are brilliant, it may take tu a while to...

1.Give away something other then dulces (etc toothpicks, golfballs , bags of sand)

2.Wait behind the door untill some people come. When they get near the door jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell "Trick o Treat", look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a maletín with marbles and crackers. Write on it "TOP SECRET" in big letters. When trick o treaters come look around suspiciously and say " its about time tu got here" give them the maletín and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick o treaters come to your...

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the segundo ratón gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I amor defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If barbie is so popular, why do tu have to buy her friends?

If tu ain't makin' waves, tu ain't kickin' hard enough!

Mental backup...

so yes.

I am a mes and 2 days early but Pinjas have never been one for rules, right?

Who needs em?

If someone was to ask us where we started, what would we say? Some friendships started before I existed in fanpop world, some became close after I joined…how do tu explain how we are to someone that would never understand without examples o without being there? I’m not sure we could, people come in a lot…not as often as before but who remains in the end? The friendships that have started from the start, the main pinjas; the kind of friendships tu often see and envy. People think that just...

Answers to 5 of the toughest preguntas women ask...

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an articulo in an issue of Sassy magazine.

The five preguntas are:

1 - "What are tu thinking?"
2 - "Do tu amor me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do tu think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would tu do if I died?"

What makes these preguntas so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:



1 - "What are tu thinking?" The proper answer to this question,...

Hey Pinjas!! Randomness! Got this in an email... Thought tu guys might enjoy it!


In case tu need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: tu could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's...

So, I'm like super bored! And listening to música <3 Life!
And two of the songs I heard screamed out some names! One song was totally S! The other one was totally Nate! And I propped them <3 LOL!
Then I started thinking, I should make an articulo and write Pinjas, and songs that reminds me of them! I wont write what song it is, tu have to figure it out from the lyrics!
Sorry if I didnt mention everyone! Its been a while guys! I miss tu :/
Anywho, Pinjas, I FUCKING amor tu <3


Sarah
I know life sometimes can get tough! And I know life sometimes can be a drag! But people, we have been...

For all those men who say, "Why buy a cow when tu can get leche for free." Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


Men are like...

1. Men are like LAXATIVES. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like BANANAS. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like WEATHER. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like BLENDERS. tu need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like CHOCOLATE BARS. Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for...

1. Pinja’s have been chosen to take over fanpop who is the main pinja tu would choose to run the whole place and what would they do to make the place all pinja.

That's a smart question. I'd pick S! She can totally be a leader and she's very organised. Plus all this knowledge. DUH! She gets it from me but I'm too busy with my carrer to care :P She'd probably post DUCKY and OWN posters everywhere o she'd make us work our asses off and she'd be in an office giving instructions. Sounds kinda fun. segundo leader would be Kelsie who would be the one that would threaten people if they didn't follow...