Spike:Ugh,another cerveza I say.I want more.
Peter:Hey,my friend.Get a job!You have many money to pay!
Spike:When I win in the casino,I will give tu them all.
Peter:See,you know,I don't want those moneys.I..
Spike:You want money,we get it.Now,beer.
Harmony:Daddy!
Spike:Hey,a little girl is looking for her daddy!Is that someones daughter?
Peter:No,it's yours!!
Spike:No,Harmony is with Rarity and...
Harmony:Daddy,it's me,Harmony!
Spike:Oh dear.I got to go to the bathroom!
Peter:It's over there.
Spike:Cover me!
Harmony:*enters*Hey,where is my daddy?
Peter:This place isn't for filly's,so I am pleased to say:GET...

Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, tu ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*...

---
Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need tu to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need tu to go back to the base tu used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear misil into Canterlot. tu HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.


- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

-----

Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...

---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What tu think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot castillo is controlled por GlobeX and they...

Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's tu right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rata inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is más normal than chill life-

Joel -...

Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new friends coming to registrarse the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* tu see what happens when tu touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...

Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several más ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a poni, pony in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...

Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

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Queen - Welcome to the heroes tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - hola I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if tu hit it book he is down and tu win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...

Twilight: Those look yummy, Pinkie! Let me help you! But we better cover them up so they don't get spoiled.

Pinkie: Why would they get spoiled? We're all gonna eat them super soon!

Saten: Oh, didn't anybody tell you? Shining Armor and Cadance are held up. They may not arrive 'til Saturday.

Pinkie: Whaaaaaaaaaat?! [hyperventilating] tu mean... [breathes] I have... [breathes] to wait... [breathes] another whole day?! I don't know if I can!

Twilight: Pinkie Pie, do tu have something tu need to say? tu seem like you've been keeping something in.

Pinkie: [inarticulate yell]

Fluttershy: We're here...

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform tu that Eggman keeps attacking more, and más of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have más bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that amor cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal calle racers, o cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when tu go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if tu take a look at the map, tu will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are fuego departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, popular for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: tu amor it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope tu don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A mustango, mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, siguiente to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...

AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. siguiente your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do tu three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia poni, pony 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia poni, pony 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next día

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...