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posted by Canada24
(Inside a local restaurant).

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.

Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!

Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best tu can get for our first 'real' date?

(It's shown they are in a cheap fast comida restaurant).

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS

Saten: Just the curly ones tu don't like..

Trixie: No.. I amor them, and save them for last, but their gone, cause tu ate them..

Saten: ... Oh

Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)

Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)

Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE tu HITTING ON HER!?

Waiter: Wha-

Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK tu UP!

Waiter: (runs off in fear)

Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?

Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-

Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-

Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).

SOON AFTER:

Saten: (is literary thrown out of the restaurant).

Trixie: (runs over) Are tu okay!?

Saten: Oh yeah., this isn't the first time this happened

TO BE CONTAINUED
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon: Come on, hurry up!!
Percy: *Slowly driving three diesels towards a freight train*
Jeff: *Standing por Gordon with Mike* tu can't rush him Gordon.
Gordon: I can do whatever I want!
Mike: Yeah, like jacking off.
Gordon: Jacking off is something I despise!
Jeff: He probably did it twelve times yesterday.
Gordon: Don't spread rumors!!
Percy: *Stops the engines*
Ike: *Checking the coupling between the engines, and the freight cars* All good.
Gordon: I can go?
Percy: Yes. *Gets out* Take over.
Gordon: *Runs...
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I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.


The siguiente día Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. tu have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. tu know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)

THE END

Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
Location: The poni, pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 5:41 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss finally returned to the hotel with the mirror.

Metal Gloss: *Puts mirror siguiente to televisión set*
Pete: Finally. I never thought we'd get it up here.
Metal Gloss: I never thought we'd get it at all.
Pete: Okay. Let's see if this works. Wait here, I'll be back. *Goes into the mirror*

Inside the human world, Pete found out that the mirror took him to a clothing store. Several humans were staring at him.

Pete: awkward. *Goes back to the poni, pony world*
Metal Gloss: What did tu see?
Pete:...
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Episode 4: Thor Odinson

Me: *Reading Journey Into Mystery #83* in the park*

Rarity: *Sees what I'm reading* Who is that man in the book? And why does he look like such a hunk?

Me: Oh, his name is Thor.

Rarity: Thor?

Me: Thor is an Asgardian, sent to Earth por his father, Odin, to learn humility. He had a human identity named Donald Blake.

Rarity: Donald Blake? How drab...

Me: Anyways, Thor had been going on many adventures, such as the Destroyer, an encantada suit of armor made por Odin, but stolen por Loki in Journey Into Mystery #118.

Rarity: Loki?

Me: Loki is Thor's evil brother.

Rarity: Oh.

Me: Thor...
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Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.

It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.

Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).

But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw cine (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).

She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her más like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.

Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.

Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.

And stay tuned for más of my latest story..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 78: Presidents, And Foul Ups
Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming...
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Alright..

So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorito! character Twilight and AppleJack, por using the theme of INCEST..

Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?

I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer lectura Alpha & Omega stories.

But nope.
Even my little poni, pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.

This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.

Anyway..

don't EVER read this story.
But if tu really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:34 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The griffon was assigned to drive a westbound freight train to Denver. Orion was also going to Denver in another train. Both of their trains were right siguiente to each other.

Hawkeye: *Holding two buckets marked grease, and gives the one with water to Metal Gloss*
Griffon: What are tu up to?
Hawkeye: Do tu know anything about grease?
Griffon: No.
Hawkeye: Well it actually helps if tu put some on the rails. That way, your engines will get a lot of grip when they start off.
Griffon: Really?
Hawkeye: Yeah....
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posted by mariofan14
Why has my only brother joined up with the enemy? Why has Scorpan betrayed me? His aid should have been vital in my conquests against those weak mortals, but he had many other thoughts, all that hurt me hard. Why has he forsaken me to the princesses?! Damn you, Scorpan! tu are not my brother!

I had a goal in mind. I wanted to conquer the entire world, turning it into what it should be: a world under my order and rule, making the mortals' lives a living hell. But the fight against the princesses ruined everything! It was because of their cowardice that banished me to the pits of Tartarus, just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is papillon
This is Papillon
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police poni, pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police poni, pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, tu will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies escorted the prisoners to the harbor where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW año ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some pistolas into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I amor Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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added by izfankirby
i didn't think anyone would actually do this! xD woo! RWBY! MLP!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aina was escritura down a navidad list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the siguiente episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like tu during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game mostrar wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real granero burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have arco iris Dash with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
culo culo Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring arco iris Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arco iris as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the culo culo Inn. It's got a secret strip club run por two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the día Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...
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AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. tu need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew tu your whole life.
Saten: tu mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew tu your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, tu always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) tu were drunk.
Saten: If it makes tu feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if tu say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
arco iris Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, arco iris Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi arco iris Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't tu see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are tu going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...
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posted by DragonAura15
 Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)
MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...
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posted by Dragon-88
 Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Blazin' Blue, whom I know tu know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some dicho "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed por the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around por herself to discover más on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. tu have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...
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