(Inside a local restaurant).
Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..
Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.
Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!
Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best tu can get for our first 'real' date?
(It's shown they are in a cheap fast comida restaurant).
Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..
Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.
Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.
Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS
Saten: Just the curly ones tu don't like..
Trixie: No.. I amor them, and save them for last, but their gone, cause tu ate them..
Saten: ... Oh
Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE tu HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK tu UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SOON AFTER:
Saten: (is literary thrown out of the restaurant).
Trixie: (runs over) Are tu okay!?
Saten: Oh yeah., this isn't the first time this happened
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Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..
Trixie: It's not permanent, remember that.
Saten: Yeah., but it's a whole week!
Trixie: True... (Looks around) but is this really the best tu can get for our first 'real' date?
(It's shown they are in a cheap fast comida restaurant).
Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..
Trixie: Oh., I have lots of spare money.
Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.
Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her friesS
Saten: Just the curly ones tu don't like..
Trixie: No.. I amor them, and save them for last, but their gone, cause tu ate them..
Saten: ... Oh
Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE tu HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK tu UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SOON AFTER:
Saten: (is literary thrown out of the restaurant).
Trixie: (runs over) Are tu okay!?
Saten: Oh yeah., this isn't the first time this happened
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LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why tu should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all tu did was mostrar up, sit down, and say "that's why tu should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give tu twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told tu my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why tu should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all tu did was mostrar up, sit down, and say "that's why tu should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give tu twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told tu my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One más puñetazo, ponche will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued