(Warning: This rant contains swearing)
Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If tu couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.
Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the cine fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.
Are tu f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since batman is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" o "gritty" in the slightest!
Another HUGE problem is batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all por critics. So DC decided to put batman in the siguiente movie, making superman vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:
#1 - superman doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - batman has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa
Also, do tu know who else is going to be in the batman vs superman movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are tu juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.
Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If tu couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.
Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the cine fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.
Are tu f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since batman is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" o "gritty" in the slightest!
Another HUGE problem is batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all por critics. So DC decided to put batman in the siguiente movie, making superman vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:
#1 - superman doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - batman has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa
Also, do tu know who else is going to be in the batman vs superman movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are tu juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.
Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. tu need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew tu your whole life.
Saten: tu mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew tu your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, tu always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) tu were drunk.
Saten: If it makes tu feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if tu say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. tu need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew tu your whole life.
Saten: tu mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew tu your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, tu always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) tu were drunk.
Saten: If it makes tu feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if tu say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..