(Warning: This rant contains swearing)
Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If tu couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.
Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the cine fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.
Are tu f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since batman is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" o "gritty" in the slightest!
Another HUGE problem is batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all por critics. So DC decided to put batman in the siguiente movie, making superman vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:
#1 - superman doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - batman has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa
Also, do tu know who else is going to be in the batman vs superman movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are tu juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.
Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If tu couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.
Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the cine fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.
Are tu f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since batman is a (mostly) realistic character. But characters like Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, The Flash, Shazam, and Cyborg aren't "realistic" o "gritty" in the slightest!
Another HUGE problem is batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice. Since Man of Steel made a lot of money (I don't know how, that movie was a piece of s**t), but it wasn't liked at all por critics. So DC decided to put batman in the siguiente movie, making superman vs Batman. Instead of trying something new, they just decided to throw in Batman, which doesn't work for the conflict for two reasons:
#1 - superman doesn't know Batman, vice versa
#2 - batman has no reason to fight Superman, vice versa
Also, do tu know who else is going to be in the batman vs superman movie? Wonder Woman, Cyborg, and Aquaman. Seriously?! Not only are tu juggling five heroes, but we're also dealing with Lex Luthor, (Rumored) Doomsday, and (Rumored) Riddler. That's eight characters all together! And yes, a big cast can work, but it has to be a big even, i.e. Marvel's Civil War.
Well, I'm Blondlionezel, and this was a rant.
Once, in a land, called Equetsria, there was a poni, pony named Twilight Sparkle. She was a small Unicorn, and she loved to figure out what magic meant. She forever longed for a pet, and she's on different quests, to, find a pet, and venture out to see what magic means. Night Light and Twilight Velvet are sure, that Twilight can do this. They also say, if she finds one, she can get a pet! She tells Night and Twilight that she can't do this without a pet. She says it's impossible! Obviously, Night and Twilight don't believe her, but they know they should trust their daughter, so before Twilight goes out on her trip, Night and Twilight have to ground her (Nicely!) So they can plan who they're going to get for a pet and what they're going to name him. (I say him because Twilight says she needs a male pet)