On a really dark night at a bunch of pyramids, there was a mostrar going on
Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do tu mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?: *follows*
Nightmare Moon: Hello
Peckish: Ahh! *runs*
Nightmare Moon: *kills Peckish, then disappears*
Con: *sees Peckish* No! He had that microfilm.
Double X: *arrives* Where's Peckish?
Con: With the Pharoahs.
Double X: tu killed him?
Con: No, he was like that when I found him. *leaves*
Secretly, Con followed Nightmare Moon to a casino.
Con: *goes to bar*
Double X: Hi
Con: Where did tu come from?
Double X: I followed tu following Nightmare Moon.
bartender: May I help tu two?
Double X: The stallion would like a milkshake. Stirred, not shaken.
Con: And the lovely mare will have a Corona Light mixed with crack.
Bartender: Very well. (Of course the mexican wants drugs in her drink)
Con: How did tu know what I wanted?
Double X: I know a lot about you. tu work for the CIE, have a license to murder, and was only married to one mare. Your marriage was short when-
Con: I get it. *leaves*
Nightmare Moon: *playing poker*
Con: *turns invisible*
Double X: Con.
Con: *re appears* What?
Double X: tu forgot your drink.
Con: Oh, thanks. *takes drink*
Nightmare Moon: *leaves*
Con: Come on. If you're going to follow me we better follow her.
Nightmare Moon: *gets in van*
Con & Double X: *sneak in back*
Nightmare Moon: *drives*
2 B continued
Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do tu mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?: *follows*
Nightmare Moon: Hello
Peckish: Ahh! *runs*
Nightmare Moon: *kills Peckish, then disappears*
Con: *sees Peckish* No! He had that microfilm.
Double X: *arrives* Where's Peckish?
Con: With the Pharoahs.
Double X: tu killed him?
Con: No, he was like that when I found him. *leaves*
Secretly, Con followed Nightmare Moon to a casino.
Con: *goes to bar*
Double X: Hi
Con: Where did tu come from?
Double X: I followed tu following Nightmare Moon.
bartender: May I help tu two?
Double X: The stallion would like a milkshake. Stirred, not shaken.
Con: And the lovely mare will have a Corona Light mixed with crack.
Bartender: Very well. (Of course the mexican wants drugs in her drink)
Con: How did tu know what I wanted?
Double X: I know a lot about you. tu work for the CIE, have a license to murder, and was only married to one mare. Your marriage was short when-
Con: I get it. *leaves*
Nightmare Moon: *playing poker*
Con: *turns invisible*
Double X: Con.
Con: *re appears* What?
Double X: tu forgot your drink.
Con: Oh, thanks. *takes drink*
Nightmare Moon: *leaves*
Con: Come on. If you're going to follow me we better follow her.
Nightmare Moon: *gets in van*
Con & Double X: *sneak in back*
Nightmare Moon: *drives*
2 B continued
Please read this: I am warning tu of a fan fic that will make tu not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet manzana, apple massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death lectura cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff tu must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget lectura :(