On a really dark night at a bunch of pyramids, there was a mostrar going on
Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do tu mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?: *follows*
Nightmare Moon: Hello
Peckish: Ahh! *runs*
Nightmare Moon: *kills Peckish, then disappears*
Con: *sees Peckish* No! He had that microfilm.
Double X: *arrives* Where's Peckish?
Con: With the Pharoahs.
Double X: tu killed him?
Con: No, he was like that when I found him. *leaves*
Secretly, Con followed Nightmare Moon to a casino.
Con: *goes to bar*
Double X: Hi
Con: Where did tu come from?
Double X: I followed tu following Nightmare Moon.
bartender: May I help tu two?
Double X: The stallion would like a milkshake. Stirred, not shaken.
Con: And the lovely mare will have a Corona Light mixed with crack.
Bartender: Very well. (Of course the mexican wants drugs in her drink)
Con: How did tu know what I wanted?
Double X: I know a lot about you. tu work for the CIE, have a license to murder, and was only married to one mare. Your marriage was short when-
Con: I get it. *leaves*
Nightmare Moon: *playing poker*
Con: *turns invisible*
Double X: Con.
Con: *re appears* What?
Double X: tu forgot your drink.
Con: Oh, thanks. *takes drink*
Nightmare Moon: *leaves*
Con: Come on. If you're going to follow me we better follow her.
Nightmare Moon: *gets in van*
Con & Double X: *sneak in back*
Nightmare Moon: *drives*
2 B continued
Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do tu mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?: *follows*
Nightmare Moon: Hello
Peckish: Ahh! *runs*
Nightmare Moon: *kills Peckish, then disappears*
Con: *sees Peckish* No! He had that microfilm.
Double X: *arrives* Where's Peckish?
Con: With the Pharoahs.
Double X: tu killed him?
Con: No, he was like that when I found him. *leaves*
Secretly, Con followed Nightmare Moon to a casino.
Con: *goes to bar*
Double X: Hi
Con: Where did tu come from?
Double X: I followed tu following Nightmare Moon.
bartender: May I help tu two?
Double X: The stallion would like a milkshake. Stirred, not shaken.
Con: And the lovely mare will have a Corona Light mixed with crack.
Bartender: Very well. (Of course the mexican wants drugs in her drink)
Con: How did tu know what I wanted?
Double X: I know a lot about you. tu work for the CIE, have a license to murder, and was only married to one mare. Your marriage was short when-
Con: I get it. *leaves*
Nightmare Moon: *playing poker*
Con: *turns invisible*
Double X: Con.
Con: *re appears* What?
Double X: tu forgot your drink.
Con: Oh, thanks. *takes drink*
Nightmare Moon: *leaves*
Con: Come on. If you're going to follow me we better follow her.
Nightmare Moon: *gets in van*
Con & Double X: *sneak in back*
Nightmare Moon: *drives*
2 B continued
i couldnt sleep so i walked around the castillo hallways. i went up to the balcony. and thats when i saw her. a dark blue poni, pony that looked like the princess. i went to talk to her. she dicho her name was luna. she told me all about her inprisonment on the moon. its funny i always thought someone was watchin me up there. we got along verry well. the sun was rising. i let her sleep . me and the rest of the ponies then headed for the everfree forest. along the way they asked me about myself. itold them and they seemed sad. even pinkie. they tried to help me out. it was kind of them. we then arrived at the everfree forest....