I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If tu read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before tu quit. If tu do plan on lectura through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.
I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think is too much of a know-it-all for anyone to like her. I hate every person who would even consider liking this show.
My persona on here has been a lie. My hatred for bronies is so strong that I kept up a virtual identity on this site to fool everyone into thinking I myself was a brony. this fanbase is full of such gullible losers that it was easy to gain all your trust. I've learned many things during my little "experiment," and I would like to share what I learned.
What I learned - some Bronies/ pegasisters say they "love and tolerate," (ugh, what a horrid term) but can easily be manipulated to exhibit rage. This was shown when I caused Emmylove786 to rage when I simply comentó on one of her horrendous examen questions. coupling with this lesson, I also learned that other bronies will turn on other bronies that exhibit rage. This was shown when other bronies "came to my aid," no preguntas asked. I was going to try to stop it, but it was too fun to watch
This is but two examples of the horrendous behavior of the cult known as "bronies." Looking back, it's hard to believe "everypony" *ugh* fell for my little ruse. I was painfully obvious I was deceiving them all. I dropped so many obvious hints, I'm surprised none of the más intellectual bronies found me out. That just shows how gullible tu all are.
So yes, I confess I lied to tu all. I confess I deceived tu all with no guilt
Finally, I also confess that this whole articulo is just a horrible april fools joke, the whole article's all a lie, and I can only hope I didn't offend anyone, as I meant none of it. Happy April Foal's day, everypony! this articulo was really painful to write.
again, to be clear, this whole articulo was a joke, and I meant no offense.
I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think is too much of a know-it-all for anyone to like her. I hate every person who would even consider liking this show.
My persona on here has been a lie. My hatred for bronies is so strong that I kept up a virtual identity on this site to fool everyone into thinking I myself was a brony. this fanbase is full of such gullible losers that it was easy to gain all your trust. I've learned many things during my little "experiment," and I would like to share what I learned.
What I learned - some Bronies/ pegasisters say they "love and tolerate," (ugh, what a horrid term) but can easily be manipulated to exhibit rage. This was shown when I caused Emmylove786 to rage when I simply comentó on one of her horrendous examen questions. coupling with this lesson, I also learned that other bronies will turn on other bronies that exhibit rage. This was shown when other bronies "came to my aid," no preguntas asked. I was going to try to stop it, but it was too fun to watch
This is but two examples of the horrendous behavior of the cult known as "bronies." Looking back, it's hard to believe "everypony" *ugh* fell for my little ruse. I was painfully obvious I was deceiving them all. I dropped so many obvious hints, I'm surprised none of the más intellectual bronies found me out. That just shows how gullible tu all are.
So yes, I confess I lied to tu all. I confess I deceived tu all with no guilt
Finally, I also confess that this whole articulo is just a horrible april fools joke, the whole article's all a lie, and I can only hope I didn't offend anyone, as I meant none of it. Happy April Foal's day, everypony! this articulo was really painful to write.
again, to be clear, this whole articulo was a joke, and I meant no offense.
Scootaloo was porposely whining out complaints the whole time they spent flying to Canterlot.
Giz finally lost it, telling her to shut up, in the same manner Spot dicho it to Rarity joining "a dog and poni, pony show" even doing the same words and same motions.
"Or what!" Scootaloo sassed.
"You know. I never punched a child before. But there's a first time for everything" Giz grinned.
"Yeah right" Scootaloo mocked, but Giz actually did it, though not in the face, just in the stomach area.
"Ow!" Scoot groaned.
"Told you" Giz dicho syly.
"Your a bully!" Scoot cried.
"Oh. Ouch" Giz mocked.
"Oh come on man, leave her alone" Grimy insisted.
"I mean. She's just so cute" Grimy containued, even patting her on the head as if she were a puppy.
"Shut up, no she's not" Giz groaned.
Giz finally lost it, telling her to shut up, in the same manner Spot dicho it to Rarity joining "a dog and poni, pony show" even doing the same words and same motions.
"Or what!" Scootaloo sassed.
"You know. I never punched a child before. But there's a first time for everything" Giz grinned.
"Yeah right" Scootaloo mocked, but Giz actually did it, though not in the face, just in the stomach area.
"Ow!" Scoot groaned.
"Told you" Giz dicho syly.
"Your a bully!" Scoot cried.
"Oh. Ouch" Giz mocked.
"Oh come on man, leave her alone" Grimy insisted.
"I mean. She's just so cute" Grimy containued, even patting her on the head as if she were a puppy.
"Shut up, no she's not" Giz groaned.
tu know aguardiente de manzana, applejack and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
arco iris Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and manzana, apple Bloom
But do tu know the most famous poni, pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the poni, pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will tu help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
arco iris Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and manzana, apple Bloom
But do tu know the most famous poni, pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the poni, pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will tu help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
Twilight Sparkle and aguardiente de manzana, applejack sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
aguardiente de manzana, applejack pushes it over to Twilight's escritorio without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any más extra recess anymore because tu were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are tu crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In música the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
aguardiente de manzana, applejack pushes it over to Twilight's escritorio without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any más extra recess anymore because tu were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are tu crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In música the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.