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posted by btflash
I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If tu read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before tu quit. If tu do plan on lectura through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.












I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think is too much of a know-it-all for anyone to like her. I hate every person who would even consider liking this show.
My persona on here has been a lie. My hatred for bronies is so strong that I kept up a virtual identity on this site to fool everyone into thinking I myself was a brony. this fanbase is full of such gullible losers that it was easy to gain all your trust. I've learned many things during my little "experiment," and I would like to share what I learned.

What I learned - some Bronies/ pegasisters say they "love and tolerate," (ugh, what a horrid term) but can easily be manipulated to exhibit rage. This was shown when I caused Emmylove786 to rage when I simply comentó on one of her horrendous examen questions. coupling with this lesson, I also learned that other bronies will turn on other bronies that exhibit rage. This was shown when other bronies "came to my aid," no preguntas asked. I was going to try to stop it, but it was too fun to watch

This is but two examples of the horrendous behavior of the cult known as "bronies." Looking back, it's hard to believe "everypony" *ugh* fell for my little ruse. I was painfully obvious I was deceiving them all. I dropped so many obvious hints, I'm surprised none of the más intellectual bronies found me out. That just shows how gullible tu all are.

So yes, I confess I lied to tu all. I confess I deceived tu all with no guilt

Finally, I also confess that this whole articulo is just a horrible april fools joke, the whole article's all a lie, and I can only hope I didn't offend anyone, as I meant none of it. Happy April Foal's day, everypony! this articulo was really painful to write.

again, to be clear, this whole articulo was a joke, and I meant no offense.
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Source: Me
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
tu know aguardiente de manzana, applejack and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
arco iris Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and manzana, apple Bloom
But do tu know the most famous poni, pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the poni, pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will tu help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Twilight Sparkle and aguardiente de manzana, applejack sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
aguardiente de manzana, applejack pushes it over to Twilight's escritorio without saying anything.



Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.

Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any más extra recess anymore because tu were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are tu crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!



In música the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Several minutos after beating up Diamond Tiara, aguardiente de manzana, applejack went back to her family's place.

granny smith: A.J. I just got a call from the cops saying that tu beat up a filly.
Applejack: She made fun of Applebloom, and beat up a police officer.
granny smith: Well that doesn't mean tu can beat the crap out of them.
Applejack: Yeah it does.

A few minutos after talking with granny smith, things got out of hand.

Rarity: Why am I here?
Applejack: Just keep an eye on them *floors it*
Applebloom: Applejack?! Where ya goin?
Applejack: *drives toward toll booth*
toll pony: 2 bits.
Applejack: *pays toll*...
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 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane poni, pony in the segundo story to take out his heavy machine gun and open fuego at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to mover the torreta and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action rifle and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun por a few feet. 
Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a chocolate rain cloud, squeezed it, and chocolate leche came into the glass. As he threw the nube to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. tu need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord o else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 35

The Sherman On Sherman Hill

February 1, 1954

Although it was 34 degrees farenheit, the sun was shining in Cheyenne, and the sky was clear from clouds.

Hawkeye: *Playing poker with Stylo* Alright, I'll put in three dollars.
Stylo: *Puts in three...
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posted by KendiKens
Glitter:Grandpa,can tu tell me your stories?
Captain Moon Glade:Well,my little one,I will tell tu my real life story.......
Sailor nr.1:Captain,a ship is coming near us.It's full of weapons!
Captain:Shoot them!
Sailor:But....
Captain:Shoot!
Sailor:Okay!Everypony,get your weapons.This is going to be a hard fight.
Captain:*gets weapon*Today,we may die,but we will die with glory.Now,who is with me?
All:We are.
Captain:I don't hear you!
All:We are!*claps*
Captain:Lets go!!
Then,the war started.My little one,I was saved por a Valiente sailor.He was my best friend.
Glitter:But,what happened to him?
Moon Glade:Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no!He...
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added by TimberHumphrey
Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did tu hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of pregunta is that?

Saten:...
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