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I just wanted to write down the lyrics to all the songs in MLP: FiM, so here they are!

Theme Song

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until tu all shared its magic with me!
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony
Did tu know, tu are my very best friends

Season 1~

Giggle at the Ghostie

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my almohada from what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie dicho that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all
She said, 'Pinkie, tu gotta stand up tall, learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt you
Just laugh and make them disappear...'
Ha, ha, ha!
So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up at the creepy
Whoop it up with the weepy
Chortle at the kooky
Snortle at the spooky
And tell that big dumb scary face to take a hike and leave tu alone and if he thinks he can scare tu then he's got another thing coming and the very idea of such a thing just makes tu wanna... HAHAHAHA...heh...
LAAAAAAAUUUGH!

Pinkie's Gala Fantasy

Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Hip hip
Hooray
It's the best place for me
For Pinkie
With decorations like streamers and fairy-lights and pinwheels and piñatas and pincushions. With goodies like sugar cubes and sugar canes and sundaes and sunbeams and sarsaparilla. And I get to play my favoritest of favorito! fantabulous games like Pin the Tail on the Pony!
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
Oh the Grand Galloping Gala is the best place for me
'Cause it's the most galarrific superly-terrific gala ever
In the whole galaxy
Pinkie Pie: Wheee!

Ticket Song

Twilight is my bestest friend, whoopee
Whoopee!
She's the cutest, smartest, all around best po-nee
Po-nee!
I bet if I throw a super-duper fun par-tee
Par-tee!
She'll give her extra ticket to the gala to meeee–

Junior Speedsters Chant

Junior Speedsters are our lives
Sky-bound soars and daring dives
Junior Speedsters it's our quest
To someday be the very best!

A Hop, Skip, and a Jump!

It's not very far. Just mover your little rump
tu can make it if tu try with a hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
Just mover your little rump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop, skip and jump
A hop skip and jump,
A hop skip and jump!

Evil Enchantress

She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
And if tu look deep in her eyes
She'll put tu in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
Then she'll gobble tu up
In a big tasty stew
Sooo.... WATCH OUT!

Winter Wrap-Up

arco iris Dash:
Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays
Pinkie Pie:
We've kept our hoovsies warm at home
Time off from work to play
Applejack:
But the comida we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold
Rarity:
And even though I amor my boots
This fashion's getting old

Twilight Sparkle:
The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, tu see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
Winter envolver, abrigo up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

arco iris Dash:
Bringing inicial the southern birds
A Pegasus' job begins
And clearing all the gloomy skies
To let the sunshine in
We mover the clouds
And we melt the white snow
arco iris Dash and Pinkie Pie:
When the sun comes up
Its warmth and beauty will glow!

Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Rarity:
Little critters hibernate
Under the snow and ice
Fluttershy:
We wake up all their sleepy heads
So quietly and nice
Rarity:
We help them gather up their food
Fix their homes below
Fluttershy:
We welcome back the southern birds
Fluttershy and Rarity:
So their families can grow

Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Applejack:
No easy task to clear the ground
Plant our tiny seeds
With proper care and sunshine
Everyone it feeds
Apples, carrots, apio stalks
Colorful flores too
We must work so very hard
Applejack, cereza, cerezo Berry and Golden Harvest:
It's just so much to do

Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
Pinkie Pie:
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Twilight Sparkle:
Now that I know what they all do
I have to find my place
And help with all of my heart
Tough task ahead I face
How will I do without my magic
Help the Earth poni, pony way
I want to belong so I must
Do my best today
Do my best today

Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
Winter envolver, abrigo Up! Winter envolver, abrigo Up!
Twilight Sparkle:
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here
'Cause tomorrow spring is here!

Cupcake Song

All tu have to do is take a cup of flour
Add it to the mix!
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour
A bit of salt (just a pinch!)

Making these cakes is such a cinch
Add a teaspoon of vanilla
Add a little more, then tu count to four
And tu never get your fill up!

Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty
Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty
Cupcakes, cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!

Art of the Dress

Not stressed version~

Thread por thread, stitching it together
Twilight's dress
Cutting out a pattern snip por snip
Making sure the fabric falls nicely
It's the perfect color and so hip!
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Making sure the clothes' correctly facing
I'm stitching Twilight's dress

Yard por yard, fussing on the details
Jewel neckline, don't tu know a stitch in time saves nine?
Make her something perfect to inspire
Even though she hates formal attire
Gotta mind those intimate details
Even though she's más concerned with sales
It's Applejack's new dress

Dressmaking's easy, for Pinkie Pie something pink
Fluttershy something breezy
Blend color and form,
Do tu think it looks cheesy?

Something brash, perhaps quite fetching
Hook and eye, couldn't tu just simply die?
Making sure it fits forelock and crest
Don't forget some magic in the dress
Even though it rides high on the flank
arco iris won't look like a tank
I'm stitching Rainbow's dress

Piece por piece, snip por snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Thread por thread, primmed and pressed
Yard por yard, never stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!

Stressed version~

Twilight Sparkle:
Now, the stars on my cinturón, correa need to be technically accurate. Orion has three stars on his belt, not four.

Stitch por stitch, stitching it together
Deadline looms, don't tu know the client's always right?
Even if my fabric choice was perfect
Got to get them all done por tonight
Pinkie Pie, the color's too obtrusive
Wait until tu see it in the light
I'm sewing them together!

Pinkie Pie: Don't tu think my vestido would be más "me" with some lollipops?
Rarity: Well, I think...
Pinkie Pie: Balloons?
Rarity: Well...
Pinkie Pie: DO IT!

hora por hour, one más change
I'm sewing them together, take great pains
Fluttershy, you're putting me in a bind
arco iris Dash, what is on your mind?
Oh my gosh, there's simply not much time
Don't forget, Applejack's duds must shine

Dressmaking's easy, every customer's call
Brings a whole new revision
Have to pick up the pace, still hold to my vision

Twilight Sparkle: That constellation is Canis Major, not Minor.
Fluttershy: French haute couture, please.
Rarity: Ugh...
Applejack: What if it rains? Galoshes!
Pinkie Pie: más balloons! Oh no, that's too many balloons. más candy! Oh, less candy. Oh wait, I know. Streamers!
Rarity: Streamers?
Pinkie Pie: Whose dress is this?
Rarity: Streamers it is.

arco iris Dash: What?
Rarity: Aren't tu going to tell me to change something too?
arco iris Dash: No, I just want my dress to be cool.
Rarity: Do tu not like the color?
arco iris Dash: The color's fine, just make it look cooler.
Rarity: Do tu not like the shape?
arco iris Dash: The shape's fine, just make the whole thing... tu know, cooler. It needs to be about 20% cooler.
Pinkie Pie: All we ever want is indecision
arco iris Dash: All we really like is what we know
Twilight Sparkle: Gotta balance style with adherence
Fluttershy: Making sure we make a good appearance
Applejack: Even if tu simply have to dulce de azúcar, fudge it
Everypony: Make sure that it stays within our budget
Rarity: Got to overcome intimidation
Remember, it's all in the presentation!

Piece por piece, snip por snip
Croup, dock, haunch, shoulders, hip
Bolt por bolt, primmed and pressed
Yard por yard, always stressed
And that's the Art of the Dress!

Hush Now, Quiet Now

Fluttershy:
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to lay your sleepy head
Hush now, quiet now
It's time to go to bed

Sweetie Belle:
Hush now! Quiet now!
'cause it's time to lay your sleepy head!
dicho hush now! Quiet now!
'cause it's time to go to bed!

Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
The exciting día behind you!
Driftin' (driftin') off to sleep!
Let the joy of dream land find you!

Hush now! Quiet now!
Lay your sleepy head!
dicho hush now! Quiet now!
This is time to go to bed!

Cutie Mark Crusaders Song

Look here, are three little ponies
Ready to sing for this crowd
Listen up, 'cause here's our story
I'm gonna sing it very LOUD!!!!!!!

When you're a younger pony
And your flank is very bare
Feels like the sun will never come
When your cutie mark's not there
So the three of us will fight the fight
There is nothing that we fear
We'll have to figure out what we'll do next
Till our cutie marks are here!

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks

They all say that you'll get your mark
When the time is really right
And tu know just what you're supposed to do
And your talent comes to light
But it's not as easy as it sounds
And that waiting's hard to do
So we test our talents everywhere
Until our face is blue

We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
On a quest to find out who we are
And we will never stop the journey
Not until we have our cutie marks!

You Gotta Share

We may be divided
But of tu all, I beg
To remember we're all hoofed
At the end of each leg

No matter what the issue
Come from wherever tu please
All this fighting gets tu nothing
But hoof-in-mouth disease

Arguing's not the way
Hey, come out and play!
It's a shiny, new day
So, what do tu say?

tu gotta share
tu gotta care
It's the right thing to do
tu gotta share
tu gotta care
And there'll always be a way through

Both our diets, I should mention
Are completely vegetarian
We all eat heno, hay and oats
Why be at each other's throat?

tu gotta share
tu gotta care
It's the right thing to do
And there'll always be a way
Through!

So Many Wonders

What is this place?
Filled with so many wonders
Casting it's spell
That I am now under

Squirrels in the trees
And the cute little bunnies
Birds flying free
And bees with their honey!
Hooooonnnnnnnneeeeeeeyyyyy!!!!!!!!

Oh, what a magical place
And I owe it all to the pegasus race!
If I knew the ground had so much up it's sleeve
I'd of come here sooner and never leave!
Yes, I amor eveeerrryyyyttthhhiing!!!!!!

Sining Telegram

This is your canto telegram
I hope it finds tu well
You're invited to a party
'Cause we think you're really swell!

Gummy's turning one año old
So help us celebrate
The cake will be delicious
The festivities first rate!

There will be games and dancing
Bob for apples, cut a rug
And when the party's over
We'll gather 'round for a group hug

No need to bring a gift
Being there will be enough
Birthdays mean having fun with friends
Not getting lots of stuff

It won't be the same without you
So we hope that tu say yes
So, please, oh please R.S.V.P
And come, and be our guest

At the Gala

Twilight Sparkle: I can't believe we're finally here. With all that we've imagined, the reality of this night is sure to make this... The Best Night Ever!

At the Gala (at the Gala),
Fluttershy:
At the Gala, in the garden
I'm going to see them all!
All the creatures, I'll befriend them at the Gala! (at the Gala!)
All the birdies, and the critters
They will amor me big and small!
We'll become good friends forever
Right here at the Gala!

All our dreams will come true right here at the Gala, at the Gala!

Applejack:
At the Gala (it's amazing!), I will sell them (better hurry!)
All my appletastic treats! (yummy, yummy!)
Hungry ponies (they'll be snacking!), they will buy them (bring your money!)
caramelo apples, manzana, apple sweets! (gimme some!)
And I'll earn a lot of money for the manzana, apple family!

All our dreams and our hopes from now until hereafter
All that we've been wishing for will happen at the Gala, at the Gala!

Rarity:
At the Gala, all the royals
They will meet fair Rarity
They will see I'm just as regal at the Gala! (at the Gala)
I will find him, my Prince Charming,
And how gallant he will be,
He will treat me like a lady, tonight at the Gala!

This is what we've waited for, to have the best night ever!
Each of us will live our dreams, tonight at the Gala, at the Gala!

arco iris Dash:
Been dreaming, I've been waiting
To fly with those Valiente ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks
Spinning 'round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands
They'll ducha, ducha de us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!

All we've longed for, all we've dreamed, our happy ever after!
Finally will all come true, right here at the Grand Gala, at the Gala!

Pinkie Pie:
I am here at the Grand Gala, for it is the best party
But the one thing it was missing was a poni, pony named Pinkie
For I am the best at parties, all the ponies will agree
Ponies playing, ponies dancing, with me at the Grand Gala!

Happiness and laughter at the Gala, at the Gala!

Twilight Sparkle:
At the Gala (at the Gala), with the Princess (with the Princess)
Is where I'm going to be (she will be)
We will talk all about magic and what I've learned and seen (she will see)
It is going to be so special as she takes time just for me!

This will be the best night ever!
Into the Gala we must go, we're ready now, we're all aglow
Into the Gala, let's go in and have the best night ever
Into the Gala, now's the time, we're ready and we look divine

Fluttershy:
Into the Gala, meet new friends
Applejack:
Into the Gala, sell some apples
Rarity:
Into the Gala, find my prince
arco iris Dash:
Prove I'm great as a Wonderbolt is

Fluttershy: To meet!
Applejack: To sell!
Rarity: To find!
arco iris Dash: To prove!
Pinkie Pie: To woop!
Twilight Sparkle: To talk!

Into the Gala, into the Gala!
And we'll have the best night ever!
At the Gala!

I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala

I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
I'm at the Grand Galloping Gala,
It's all I ever dreamed.
It's all I ever dreamed, woo hoo!
It's all I ever dreamed, yippee!
I'm at the Grand Galloping GalaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!

It's all I've ever... dreamed?

Pony Pokey

tu reach your right hoof in
tu reach your right hoof out
tu reach your right hoof in
And tu shake it all about
tu do the poni, pony Pokey meeting lots of folks with clout
That's what I'm talking about

tu step your left hoof in
tu pull it right back out
tu step your left hoof in
But tu better help him out
tu do the poni, pony Pokey but tu find a different crowd
That's what it's all about

tu kick your back left in
tu pull your back left out
tu reach your back left in
Just be Valiente and have no doubt
tu do the poni, pony Pokey feeling like you're gonna pout
That's what I'm canto about

tu tilt your head in
tu tilt your head out
tu tilt your head in
Then tu shake it all about
tu do the poni, pony Pokey even though your date's a lout
You're better off without

tu stomp your whole self in
tu stomp your whole self out
tu stomp your whole self in
And tu stomp yourself about
tu do the poni, pony Pokey and tu give a little shout-
Fluttershy: COME OUT!
That's what I'm talking about

tu do the poni, pony Pokey
tu do the poni, pony Pokey
tu do the poni, pony Pokey
And that's what it's all about
Yeah!

Season 2~

Find a Pet

Fluttershy:
Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight
It's abundantly clear
That somewhere out here
Is the pet that will suit tu just right

arco iris Dash:
I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules
It's of utmost importance
The pet that I get
Is something that's awesome and cool

Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it.
I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, tu will see

arco iris Dash:
I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

Fluttershy:
Sure! How 'bout a bunny?
They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be

arco iris Dash:
Cutesy? Wootsie? Have tu even met me?
Fluttershy:
Rainbow, have faith
tu see, I will bet you
Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you

Fluttershy: C'mon, the sky's the limit!
arco iris Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.
Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you!
arco iris Dash: Pass.

Fluttershy:
I have so many wonderful choices for tu to decide
There are otters and seals
With massive appeal

arco iris Dash:
Otters and seals do not fly.
Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular sello catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water!
arco iris Dash: That's it. I'm outta here.

Fluttershy:
Wait! There must be a pet here
That will fit the ticket
How 'bout a ladybug, o a cute cricket?

arco iris Dash: Bigger. And cooler.
Fluttershy: Bigger. Cooler. Right.

I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash
Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely
arco iris Dash: It's just a squirrel.
Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!
arco iris Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying:

Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it
I need a pet to keep up with me
Something awesome, something flying
With coolness that defies gravity!

Fluttershy: I'm sensing tu want an animal that can fly.
arco iris Dash: Ya think?

Fluttershy:
I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky
Like a sweet colibrí o a giant monarch butterfly

arco iris Dash: Better, but cooler.

Fluttershy:
I see. How 'bout an owl, o a wasp, o a toucan?
There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that.
There are falcons and eagles
They are both quite regal
o perhaps what tu need is a dark and mysterious bat

arco iris Dash: Now you're talking. But instead of just one standing out, now that's too many.
So many choices, and such riches aplenty

Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if tu ask me.

arco iris Dash:
The bat would be awesome, but the avispa I'm digging too
D'you have something in a yellow striped bat?
Fluttershy:
No.
I've got a hot rosado, rosa flamingo, just dying to meet you

arco iris Dash:
What to do, what to do.
A prize! That's it! There's really just one way
To find out which animal's best
Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts
That will put each pet to the test

Fluttershy:
Don't forget style, that should be considered

arco iris Dash:
Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

Fluttershy:
The one who is awesome and cool

arco iris Dash:
Just like me
Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

Fluttershy & arco iris Dash:
So a contest we will see

arco iris Dash:
Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

Fluttershy & arco iris Dash:
In the world for me

Fluttershy:
May the games
Fluttershy & arco iris Dash:
begin

arco iris Dash: And may the best pet win!

Becoming popular (The poni, pony Everypony Should Know)

I'll be the brindis, pan tostado of the town, the girl on the go
I'm the type of poni, pony everypony, everypony should know
I'll be the one to watch, the girl in the flow
I'm the type of poni, pony everypony, everypony should know

Becoming as popular as popular can be
Making my mark, making my mark in high society
I'm the belle of the ball, the estrella of the show, yeah
I'm the type of poni, pony everypony, everypony should know

See how they hang on every word that I speak
My approving glance is what they all seek
I'm the crème de la crème, not just another Jane Doe
I'm the type of poni, pony everypony should know

At home, at the opera, on a fancy yacht
Becoming the talk, the talk of all of Canterlot
I'm the crème de la crème, not just another Jane Doe, yeah
I'm the type of poni, pony everypony, everypony should know

Because I'm the type of pony
Yes, I'm the type of pony
Yes, I'm the type of poni, pony everypony should know

Heart Carol

The fuego of friendship lives in our hearts
As long as it burns we cannot drift apart
Though quarrels arise, their numbers are few
Laughter and canto will see us through (will see us through)
We are a circulo, círculo of poni, pony friends
A circulo, círculo of friends we'll be to the very end

Happy Monthiversary

Happy monthiversary to tu and tu today

I can't believe you're already a mes old time sure flies doesn't it well it seems like only yesterday tu were born.

But now you're a mes old today, hey!

Piggy Dance

First tu jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then tu wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then tu wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!

First tu jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then tu wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then tu wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!

First tu jiggle your tail! Oink oink oink!
Then tu wriggle your snout! Oink oink oink!
Then tu wiggle your rump! Oink oink oink!
Then shout it out! Oink oink oink!
 arco iris Dash's car
Rainbow Dash's car
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arco iris Dash, and we were going to mover into a very nice house por a magdalena factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the el maletero, tronco of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What tu really want...
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Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by SilentSongPone
Basic Info

Silent Song is a female unicorn poni, pony and a fan character based on the My Little poni, pony Friendship is Magic. She is a mute but still loves to sociallise.

Silent Song preforms at many social events playing the violin using her unicorn magic, but has her own house and recording studio that she shares with fellow muscians (such as Octavia Melody) in Canterlot.

She has a white and rosado, rosa deer-like creature called a Faeree as a pet who's name is Cerise. Faeree's can read the thoughts of those close to them, but cannot pass those thoughts onto anyone else but the being the thought came from....
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Ever since one of my favorito! episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total más like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now tu have a total...
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Forget flying. Just take the train.
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My Little Pony - La Magia de la Amistad
Episode 6: Wolverine

Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*

Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!

Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?

Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.

Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!

Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.

Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!

Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which...
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Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing tu to Jacky" Saten dicho with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day....
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Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as Olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

The bodyshop is a place where ponies repair cars. It's hard work, but everypony enjoys it. I can think of something else that's hard for others to enjoy.

Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Alright everypony, we're expecting two cars to come in today. One is an '03 Pearla, and the other is a much newer SUV.
Wheel Bearing: tu don't know what type of SUV it is?
Mr. Beddler: No. I don't even...
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In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the lista goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....
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Archer
After arco iris Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.

Lord Burlington: What are tu going to do when we start attacking.
Rainbow Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
Rainbow Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision tu ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers tu haven't met. Archer...
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The game ended with the Giants winning 12 to 11. Jerry, and Howard left leaving Bob with Emily.

Emily: I did not like how tonight ended.
Bob: Well, it's not my fault that Howard is clumsy.
Emily: That's not the point Bob. tu should have had Jerry mostrar up at another time, and tell me about it a few days before his arrival.
Bob: Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Are we still going out to cena tomorrow night?
Emily: Ugh. *Goes to bed*
Bob: I'll take that as a yes then.

Next morning at Bob's work place, he was talking to two ponies that had a problem with their wives.

Bob: Alright Richard, and Al....
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"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger dicho evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded por biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered por this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather o not she REALLY thought it was funny, o was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
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