lol did tu know that cause i didn't

just read how janet called brooke back in the 80s i amor janet this is so funny....A true story > when michael had to go to the grammys 1984---


“Michael, I’m going to be your date, right?” For a supposed question, it sure had a ring of finality to it. “It’s going to be tu and me.”

“Well…” Michael laughed nervously. Just like when it came to business, he could never say no. He turned to me and whispered urgently, “La Toya, say something.”

“It’s your problem,” I hissed out of the side of my mouth.

“… Uh, I don’t know if I’m going to take anybody o not,” he replied at last, though to no avail.

“Sure tu are,” Brooke dicho happily. “The two of us are going.”

Later Michael cornered me and asked, “La Toya, how can I tell her no?”

“You just have to tell her, Mike.”

Janet, who really couldn’t stand Brooke, calling her “Giraffe Butt” behind her back, eagerly offered, “Let me tell her!”

Michael surrendered, “No,” he sighed. “I guess I’ll have to tell her. But tu know” — he lowered his voice — “She tried to kiss me!”

“She did?”

“Yea, she’s más aggressive than she looks.

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