1 día 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n dicho "Wat doz perra n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx día d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women dicho "feel my titties" n the man dicho "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman dicho it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom dicho dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
guarida, den d door campana rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n dicho "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the cocina fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n dicho "Wat doz perra n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx día d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women dicho "feel my titties" n the man dicho "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman dicho it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom dicho dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
guarida, den d door campana rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n dicho "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the cocina fuckin d turkey!
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope tu like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do tu see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a loro use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
por the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he dicho something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope tu like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do tu see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a loro use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
por the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he dicho something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!