One difference between a guitarra and a pescado is that tu can't tuna fish. publicado hace más de un año

Congress is like navidad lights. Half of them don't work, and those that do aren't very bright. publicado hace más de un año

What do tu find in ancient Greece?

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Ancient chips! publicado hace más de un año

What did the blanket say to the bed? I've got tu covered! publicado hace más de un año

What did the person at the bridge tell the campana before the campana went under the bridge? "Toll, please!" publicado hace más de un año

Two sharks are eating a clown fish. One of them says, "I don't know about you, but this tastes funny to me." publicado hace más de un año

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida rather not be here. publicado hace más de un año

A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve comida here." publicado hace más de un año

What did the hedgehog say when he backed into a cactus? "Is that you, Mum?" publicado hace más de un año

Why did the farmer stomp in his field and pour salsa on it? He was trying to grow mashed potatoes with gravy. publicado hace más de un año

What did one eye say to the other? "Just between tu and me, something smells." publicado hace más de un año

Oh Latvians...stop making jokes...there not funny -_- publicado hace más de un año

What do tu call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what tu call him. He's not going to come. publicado hace más de un año

Here is a funny joke oh no girl did u not know combs were Even ... publicado hace más de un año

I laugh at everything!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!! XD publicado hace más de un año

a girl breaks up with her boyfriend others think she's bi
boy 1 wanna run for boys 100m dash? publicado hace más de un año

Sam finds him a new one, and the chicken goes back out, book under his wing.Later,the chicken comes back!"Book,bookbook!" he says. He walks out after the Sam gets him a book.Sam follows the chicken.After a while, they end up at the back of a farm. He keeps following the chicken until they get to a pond with a large lillipad with a large frog on top. The chicken walks right up to the frog and hands him the book.
The Frog, astonishingly, shakes his head, and says, "Read it. Read it"!!!
LOL!!!!!! publicado hace más de un año

PART ONE
A chicken walks into the library,up to the front desk. He says to Sam the librarian, "Book, book book!" So the Sam gets him a book. The chicken walks out with the book under its wing.Half an hora later, the chicken comes back. Again he says, "Book, book book!" and puts the old book on the desk.
END OF PART ONE
(Its too long to fit it in one post) publicado hace más de un año

100 funny ways to answer your phone and they're hilarious!!
link publicado hace más de un año

what did Dora and Diego say when they went to a hotel?
a: WE DId WE DID IT! u know like the song at the end of each show
like if u get it publicado hace más de un año

Mum:What's the first thing tu learnt at school???
Daughter:How to speak without moving my lips:D

Mum:What are tu going to dress up in the school halloween party???
Daughter:A pupil
Mum:A pupil??But pupil tu are every día at school,aren't you???
Daughter:No mum at school i go as a tourist :D publicado hace más de un año

Doctor: "Why should I examine you? You'll never pay me!"
Patient: " Why should I pay you?! You're completely incompetent!"
Doctor: "Good point"
( places stethoscope on patient's forehead)
Doctor: " Turn your head and cough" publicado hace más de un año

i heared thiz from my friend at my school so i thought y not put it on here: wat do u call black people standing in front of white people = an eclipse.
again i got thiz joke from my friend at my school publicado hace más de un año

I like jokes that are so awful, but are so funny 'coz they're bad. publicado hace más de un año

what do tu call 500 indians without titys? indian,nippleless,500 publicado hace más de un año

my friend has a motorcycle made of 2 por 4s.when he starts it up it goes....wooden....wooden. publicado hace más de un año

i like jokes whenever iam in a good o a bad mood..!! publicado hace más de un año

People who ask "Can I ask tu a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? I loled forever publicado hace más de un año

thats ssssooooo funny :P publicado hace más de un año

I am the 500th fan publicado hace más de un año

How much cocaine can Charile Sheen handle a week?? publicado hace más de un año

Ok....so the grandma thinks lol means lots of amor so she texts her grandaugter "my dog died LOL" haha publicado hace más de un año

i have a joke for tu if tu read my comment
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Chris Brown
LiL Wayne, Chris Brown + J.Holiday just died.Lil Wayne choked on a lollipop. Chris Brown Had NO AIR and J.Holiday Suffcated.*

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Fluff
What is rosado, rosa and fluffy?

rosado, rosa fluff!

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ketchup
there was a daddy tomato,a mommy, and a kid tomato. The kid tomate said”where are we going?” The daddy tomate said”chut up already, come on we don’t have all day”. The daddy tomate went over to the kid tomate and stepped on him and dicho KETCHUP!!!

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somebody read this

i am wee todd did
i am wee todd did
i am sofa king wee todd did

read it over and over till tu get it u will probably laugh publicado hace más de un año

Dear cosmetic companies,

Thanks for putting that, "For external use only" sticker on my lotion.

Sincerely, was definitely planning to drink it. publicado hace más de un año

Another drawing competition, a participant came up to the referee and showed him an empty paper, the referee: What is on your drawing? The guy: A cow eating grass. Referee: Where is the grass? Guy: The cow ate it. Referee: Where is the cow? Guy: She went to look for césped, hierba in another place. publicado hace más de un año

There was a competition for the fastest drawing, one guy drew a dot and dicho "finished!" The referee asked him :What is that on your drawing?" The guy answered "An elefante coming from far. far, far, far, far, far away" publicado hace más de un año

the red man was in the ducha, ducha de when the green man knocked and his door, the red man quickly put a towel on and went downstairs but as soon as the red man opened the door his towel fell down. the green man ran across the road in shock horror and got knocked down por a car.

The moral o this story is to NEVER run across the road when the red man flashes :L xxxx haha publicado hace más de un año

tu peoples is just silly. publicado hace más de un año

In Soviet Russia translator translates you!
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story of my life buttcrack on my cuchillo but it keeps avoiding me story of my soul putting a hole in my story dnt think wrong i wasnt going to put wat u think i was publicado hace más de un año

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like chicken wings i could really use some sauce right now sauce right sauce right now can my friend dicho half of this lmbo publicado hace más de un año

wat the most disturbing thing on earth?

answer:perez hilton publicado hace más de un año

what do tu call teeth tu get for a dollar ? publicado hace más de un año

what does the hillbilly call a deer with no eye ?
tricky one ? publicado hace más de un año

Why did the cookie go to the doctor ? publicado hace más de un año

why DID the chicken cruzar, cruz the road? publicado hace más de un año