your mum is so fat when she stands on the arco iris she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

You were so ugly at birth,...

1. Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If tu are American in the living room, what are tu in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do tu have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are tu all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do tu get when tu cruzar, cruz a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...